A/N: Armin got dark. I bet Sasha can lighten the mood!
Song: There Was an Old Lady That Lived in a Shoe, on the Baby Jamz CD. I don't remember who preformed it.
Food for Free
"You're gonna like mine, heichou!"
"I doubt it."
The table was long, red wood, shiny. Really shiny. So shiny you could see your reflection in its surface, or you could, if the table wasn't covered in FOOD.
There was FOOD like you wouldn't believe! All kinds too. Fruits and vegetables. Meats and cheese. Drinks too. Lots to drink and lots to eat.
The best part? It was mine. All mine.
Being the good person that I am I decided to share my bounty with anyone who asked.
No one asked so I didn't have to share.
That was okay because even if someone else did partake the table refilled immediately. The FOOD was never-ending.
I ate meat first, chicken and beef and lamb and quail and all kinds of meat. Then cheese. White cheese, yellowish cheese, cheese that had a stinky smell and more. I had apples and pears and strawberries and bananas. After that came veggies. Cucumbers, sprouts, tomatoes and, the best of all vegetables, potatoes.
Potatoes.
Potatoes.
Let that sink in.
There was now a never-ending supply of potatoes. And meat. And everything else.
Do you understand now?
This is pure heaven! This is the best! All the food ever. All the food ever.
And it was all mine.
I didn't even get a stomach ache or fat because this food is perfection.
The End.
"Burn," Levi murmured.
"NO!"
"Jaeger, let's see what you got."