A/N: Happy Halloween! I came up with this idea during the day and thought 'Eh, why not?' This was actually pretty fun to write because it happened to one of my friends. Enjoy!
Rachel's going to cry. She is going to a ball of raging tears. Her girlfriends, Quinn and Santana, thought it would be a good idea to go to a haunted corn maze. Just to get into the spirits. What a terrible idea it was to agree. Che is seriously regretting saying yes. Damn them and their persuasive ways.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" While Quinn and Santana laughed at her and her misery, she was to busy getting freaked out with the man in front of her. His face had a zipper going down the middle of his face, half of it open, revealing the bloodied area that is his mouth and chin. Rachel may be helpful, but she certainly is not going to touch his face.
"Can you zip me up? Please Rachel?" 'Kay, she was going to die in fear now. How the hell did he know her name? The thought was passed though her mid for a quick moment, but she was to focused on screaming bloody murder. If you are trying to reach normal, and totally sane, Rachel please leave a message.
"NO I WILL CERTAINLY NOT!" While she was running in a circle to try to get away from the man, Quinn and Santana were happily laughing. On the floor. In a corn maze. With tears streaming down their faces. Best moment in their lives.
Wait. How did they know her name? Rachel, after she calmed down and the bloody man ran away to scare someone else, looked at her girls. They were paying her no mind so she decided to get their attention.
"Did.. you give... them... my name?" Rachel was slightly out of breath. Damn you zipper man, damn you and your family.
"Yeah we kinda did." Santana answered in between breaths as she calmed down. Quinn though, Quinn was wheezing from laugh so hard. That was the best thing that has ever happened to her, other than meeting Santana and Rachel.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" While Rachel was screaming at her girlfriends, who were still laughing slightly, didn't notice their good friend Brittany and her boyfriend Jake. Both were dressed up, and both looked like they had a crazy, psycho bitch sew them up with bloodied ropes. So yeah, they were gonna scare Rachel shitless.
"Rachel." Brittany whispered into her ear. While she whispered in her ear, her boyfriend picked the small diva up in his arms, over his head and started yelling like a madman. Totally normal in their everyday life, but when one of them is screaming like she saw the devil and the other is making Indian noises, was not.
"PLEASE LET ME LIVE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! TAKE QUINN OR SANTANA! QUINN HAS A NICE BUTT AND SANTANA HAS NICE BOOBS! PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" Quinn and Santana, who were watching on, laughing like crazy, stopped and raised their eyebrows. They didn't know whether or not to take that as a compliment or not.
So, to sum it up, Rachel is mentally scarred, Quinn and Santana had the best day of their lives, and finally Brittany and Jake both shared a wonderful night by scaring other people. Happy Halloween!