A/N: Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I have been really busy this weekend. I couldn't find the time to write and post so here is a short little oneshot to fill up the hole. I'll try to post more often, and probably longer things but for now, enjoy!


It started as a fairly normal day for Brittany, wake up, make S breakfast, go to work, come back and make S dinner. Except for this time, Santana was pregnant. But, Brittany didn't think it would be that much different, San's cravings only consisted of pickles... and maybe peanuts, but that was all. Not to weird and not to gross. Until today.

"B... Why can't you just get me some Canadian Bacon?" Santana was currently laying on the couch, eating a bag of potato chips, and dipping them into chocolate sauce. Britt can't tell whether or not she should try it. On one hand, it could be totally awesome. On the other, Santana would totally rip her to shreds.

"Because, you want me to get it from Canada!" Yeah, so it was Britt's day off and she made the mistake of staying with a hormonal Santana.

"But its not that far!"

"We live in Miami!"

"Why are you yelling at me!? I just want some authentic Canadian Bacon!"

"Because, what you are asking me is ridiculous! And, they have some at the store!"

"Why are you so against me having bacon?! Are you trying to say I'm fat? You think I'm fat don't you?!"

So yeah, that's how their night went. Santana said or wanted something ridiculous, and Brittany would shut her down. It was how they worked, it was always how they worked, Santana would do something bad like, calling herself ugly and fat, and Brittany would be there to remind her everyday who and what she is. A beautiful girl who Brittany gets to call her's.

But next time they decide to have a kid, she's going to carry it.


A/N: If you want to see something that consists of these girls leave a review or PM me!