All the memories of my 'father' were now flooding through my head. The time when he chased after me with a knife, yelling "DEMON! MONSTER! MURDERER! YOU KILLED HER!". All the times he beat me into next week, and the most scarring of all... the time when he sent the only person i thought that loved me to try and kill me with a shard of broken glass... my uncle, which ended up getting hit by a car after stabbing me. Long story, but lets just say i bolted outside after getting stabbed, well, i guess i hobbled more than ran. But still, i ran across the road onto the sidewalk and thats when the truck came and got him. That was my fault, too. No, i dont blame Minato for hating me, im still scared shitless of him.

"What are you doing here... i dont remember inviting you" I said angrily through my clenched teeth.

"I just wanted to see my least favourite son! you are my 10th favourite, after all" He said putting his feet up on my coffee table.

"You only have 3 kids..."

"Ya, whats your point? that pretty much means ive loved shits more than i love you" He said in a happy tone.

"Naru-... we should be going..." Shikamaru said impatiently.

"Aww, so soon? Man i thought i would get more time to hang out, pass stories, have a good time!" Minato said while getting up and grabbing a baseball bat from beside the organising cabinet.

"Naruto lets go... NOW!" Shikamaru said worriedly.

"Nuh uh uh. Not before we finish our little half family reunion. Im not done yet..." He said just before striking Naruto in the side of the face with the bat.

"NARUTO! MINATO YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF!"

"aww Shikamaru, no bad language. Thats not necissary. Do you need your mouth washed out with soap? Didnt your mother ever teach you right from wrong? guess not."

Minato grabbed the bat and striked Naruto again multiple times in the stomach.

"MINATO ILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10 TO-"

"to what? to get out of my sons apartment? i have a right to see him. after all, i am his father, right? hes mine. i made him. now, since weve established my legal rights to owning him until the day he turns 18, let me get back to greeting my son." Minato said in a tone that made shikamaru want to stab him with a butchers knife. An extremely dull, extremely heavy this is extremely out of charactor for me, because im usually a layed back, smoke weed everyday kind of guy. you know, minus the weed part. Minato grabbed the bat again, striking Naruto in the left temple, knocking im out.

"MINATO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NARUTO HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH THE PART 15 YEARS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA! HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF GOD DAMMIT! BUT WHERE WERE YOU, HUH? WHERE WERE YOU!? PROBABLY DROWNING YOUR SORROWS IN AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF WHISKY!" Shikamaru screamed.

"He tried to kill himself, huh? first ive heard of this... and let me guess... it didnt work? pity. he couldnt even succeed at somthing like that. wow he really is a failure."

"the only failure here is you. NOW GET OUT! BEFOREI KNOCK YOU FLAT ON YOUR ASS!"

"All right alright calm down Shikamaru. Im leaving. Oh ya, tell sleeping beauty when he wakes up that honey is like lava. so be careful not to get caught in the mudslide."

"What the hell does that mean? never mind. get out NOW!"

Minato got up and grabbed the bat from beside narutos head and walked out the door. I waited a good 2 and a half hours staring at Naruto until he finally woke up from being knocked out.

"Hey, Naru-" I couldnt finish the sentence, because my mouth was covered. By his. Its not like a wet, dirty, sexy kiss. It was more like a soft, yet meaningful kiss. We were both so engaged in the kiss not even a bullet to the head could split us apart. He slowly pulls away when i realized my eyes are still wide open.

"Shikamaru. i-im sorry. I-i just got caught in the moment and couldnt help myself. i understand if you hate me."

"How the hell could i hate you!? ive been waiting to do that for hours. but you beat me to it i guess."

All of a sudden Naruto got up again and pushed Shikamaru to the ground, and pounded his lips into the brown haired beauty. This time, it was a passionate, sexy kiss. His tongue slowly started to make its way to mine. i caught on and did the same.

"I have to- i mean i- fuck me please?" Asked shikamaru in a thirsty voice.

"It'd be my pleasure, Mr. Nara."

naruto sat on my knees and slowly took off my shirt, while i unbuttoned his pants and unzipped his zipper. Before we knew it, we were both naked. Naruto stared to creep over to me in a cat like way, while i was sitting there watching his member start to get harder. he sat on his knees at my feet and looked at my extremely hard eretion. he bent down and started licking it. Then he started sucking. "Naru-oh-please gahhhhhhhh!" shikamaru panted while thrusting into narutos mouth.

To be continued...;p

Haha, i know, i get it. im a terrible person for stopping just as it was getting good. and im sorry. but i gotta keep u guys wanting to read! im sorry i took so long to update,ive been on vacation. but i promise ill update more often.