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D: Dirty and Desks

Rukia used a hand to hold up her towel as Ichigo dragged her to his room to continue their little session.

"We already did it in the shower." Rukia whined, but she wasn't too mad that Ichigo wanted a bit more for today. Ichigo stopped, turned around, and pinned her against the wall.

"Well, I'm still not satisfied; I hope that's okay with you." Ichigo smirked, feeling Rukia's finger slide up to his chest and push him off.

"Lead the way." Rukia smiled as Ichigo ripped open his door and was immediately glad that the whole house was empty. Ichigo tugged on Rukia gently and had her lying down on his desk. Wrapping her legs around him, she arched a brow as she smiled at him.

"Is this something new for us to try?" Rukia asked as Ichigo grinned at her as his hands planted firmly at her hips.

"Different is always good." Ichigo leaned down and pressed his lips onto Rukia's, he raised back up to see Rukia smiling at him.

"It always is." They kissed again and began to fiercely move their lips together. Ichigo was about to rip off Rukia's towel until Rukia stopped him and lifted herself up.

"What's wrong?" Ichigo asked as he kissed her neck and Rukia gently pushed him off and looked at the door and back to Ichigo.

"Didn't you say that everybody was going to be gone from the house?" Rukia asked as she heard the door opening and footsteps in the house. Ichigo arched a brow.

"Yeah, no one's supposed to be back until five," Ichigo used his hand to curve around Rukia's neck to bring her closer, "So relax." He went to kiss her neck again but Rukia moved away from him.

"Would you listen closely idiot?" Rukia yelled and Ichigo stopped as he let out an irritated sigh. He heard no footsteps and began getting irritated.

"Look Rukia there is absolutely no one-." He was stopped when he heard a familiar voice.

"Hello, is anybody here?" The male voice echoed throughout the whole house and Ichigo widened his eyes.

"Shit! Go get out of the house, now!" Ichigo said as Rukia glared at him and gestured to herself.

"Sorry, but I'm a little naked right now!" Rukia and Ichigo heard the footsteps come closer to Ichigo's room and Ichigo panicked.

"Shit!" Ichigo quietly whispered.

-Meanwhile-

"I should probably see if Ichigo's home, he didn't mention having any plans." The tall male bit onto his Popsicle as he made his way up the stairs and found Ichigo's room.

"Ichigo?" His hand found the doorknob and heard thumping and another voice that was too girly to be Ichigo's.

"That feels so good." The male made a mortified face as he pressed his ear against the door.

"Will you go harder? Jeez." The male braced himself, he wasn't about to let Ichigo get away with doing the no-no in the fraternity house without telling his roommates, his friends! Ichigo by all means was defying the guy code/rule of the household!

He opened the door abruptly while closing his eyes tightly just in case if Ichigo was really doing the no-no.

"Ichigo, if you are doing the no-no in the house, you have defied all of the rules!"

"Uhm, Hisagi, you can look, I'm not doing the, uhm, no-no." Hisagi reluctantly opened his eyes in order to see Ichigo in the middle of massaging Rukia's back while Ichigo was clad in basketball shorts and Rukia only in a towel.

Hisagi was in short, relieved that his friend didn't break the golden rule of the house. Hisagi had to raise his brow though, why was Rukia in a towel?

"So Rukia, why are you in a towel? Did you take a shower here?" Hisagi asked as Rukia looked right at him. Not that he didn't mind though looking at Rukia while she was only clad in a towel.

"Oh, I got myself dirty from helping Ichigo clean up the house, so Ichigo said I could shower here." Hisagi deemed her reasoning legitimated and turned on his foot and went to go close the door.
"I'll be leaving now. It was nice seeing you Rukia!" Hisagi said as he closed the door and Ichigo sighed as he backed away from Rukia and letting her sit up. Rukia looked at up Ichigo and burst into laughter.

"What the hell is the golden rule?" Rukia asked as her hands touched his abdomen and slipped down to the waistband of his shorts and tugged the strings there. Ichigo leaned in closer and grabbed her face.

"The golden rule states that if we are going to do the no-no," Ichigo and Rukia snorted into laughter, "Then we have to notify the rest of the roommates so they know not to bother us. That's all." Rukia and Ichigo laughed and Rukia tugged down on the strings.

"Well, too bad our arrangement is secret huh?" Rukia pulled down his shorts and Ichigo bent down to kiss her.

"It's worth it. Golden rule my ass."

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