Sorry I didn't update yesterday, I have a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth. Also, I will be helping to rebuild houses and not have access to a Computer until next Saturday, so no update till next week, but the next update will be a double update, so that's awesome.

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Note from future me from Dec. 29, 2013: I mistyped, I meant next episode you'll see Hetalia and Harry Potter. I was probably tired, or vindictive; probably both. Now back to past me's disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I was listening mostly to the soundtrack of Avenue Q while writing this. Most Notably, What do you Do With A BA In English/It Sucks to be me.

Episode 1: The Madman and the Recluse: Part 3

This was the Tardis; a blue box that contained an expansive time machine inside. Chell could hardly believe it. In front of her were a set of stairs that led onto a glass floor which surrounded a six sided control panel of sorts. Other stairways led off into hallways that could lead anywhere.

"This isn't human" Chell said in disbelief.

"It isn't. It's time lord; completely different from human."

"You're not human?"

"Nope, time lord, completely different from humans."

"How so?" Chell asked skeptically.

"Well we have two hearts, a respiratory bypass system, and I turned 1107 yesterday; well, as long as you count Yesterday as 22 December, 1808. I saw Beethoven's premier of his sixth and fifth symphonies with River. He's a much better composer than his great, great, several dozen more great's grandson. I attended the premier of his second sympathy in 3156. It would be okay by 18th century standards, but it was among the worst sounds heard in Venice since that dreadful Bieber concert in 3012."

The Doctor, whilst talking, was pulling levers, pushing buttons, and flipping switches in a whimsical and seemingly arbitrary manner.

"Should we be worrying about the Vashta Nerada?"

"No these doors solid. Genghis Khan and his entire Mongol Horde couldn't break down these doors and trust me, they've tried. Plus I just took off and we're in the Time Vortex right now, they can't get to us in here."

"What if they're already in here?"

"Then I'm not completely sure we would be having this conversation. Anyway we're away from Earth; well technically it was an Earth from an alternate universe. Well not from your perspective but from mine. Earth is a much better planet in my Universe. Oh, I have to ask what this device on your arm is; I've never seen anything like it before."

He tried scanning it with his sonic screwdriver, but it was not working properly and appeared to be shorting out.

"Why isn't it working; come on." The Doctor shook his screwdriver, but it refused to activate.

Chell chose to remain silent for the ordeal as she watched the Doctor go. It bothered her that a man who was be so incredibly old and intelligent could act with absolutely no maturity. He seemed to revel in danger and close calls, but not in a brave or uncaring way, but in an innocent way. He even kept this demeanor in the face of imminent danger and he didn't stop his lunacy afterwards. Chell's thoughts were suddenly interrupted by the Doctor who had stopped trying to fix his screwdriver.

"Would you care to tell me what that is on your arm?"

"It's an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. It can make two portals that you can travel through to get to the other."

"That's so cool! Let's try it in the Tardis!"

"It only works on certain flat surfaces."

"Then will try it on the floor."

Chell fired the gun and a blue blob of plasma shot on the floor. Upon impact it scattered, the floor was not a portal accepting surface. The Doctor however was excited by the new technology he was seeing. He was very old and very wise, so he always took pleasure in learning new things. His mind quickly raced at the sight of the zero point energy and he tried to scan the spot where the gun was fired. He was successful.

"Come on lets go." He suddenly said running down one of the hallways. Chell had little choice but to follow. "I know where it will work."

"You know that from your screwdriver?"

"Yes, sonic technology is very cool."

He ran down the hall, making sharp turns that threw Chell off. The maze of hallways reminded Chell of the maze of hallways that made of Aperture Labs. The doctor stopped abruptly in front of a door labeled "Wardrobe" and entered a room with whitewashed walls, featuring clothes hung on racks everywhere.

"It should work here, let's try it!" said the Doctor excitedly.

Chell fired the gun against the wall to the right of the wall of the door and sure enough, a blue portal was formed.

"It formed a perfect rift in space that is programmed to keep pace with the responding portal in the same time stream. It's absolutely brilliant! Let's try it on the other wall."

Chell fired the gun at the wall directly opposite of the already existing Portal. The Doctor upon seeing the Portal began to run towards it, excited to try out the Portals for himself. But something odd happened; the Portals removed themselves from the walls and started to fly towards each other like Magnets attracted to each other. The doctor changed direction and dived for Chell, knocking her out of the way of the incoming Portals. Their collision left the horrified Doctor and Chell to gaze at the combined Portals that were emitting a bright white light. Chell quickly deactivated the Portals with her device that destroyed the Portals. However an energy wave was sent out around the Tardis enough to cause it to have minor tremors; as if there was an earthquake. The energy was also enough to knock the portal gun off of Chell's hand, to which it had been stuck onto for the past month. Her right hand that had held the gun was heavily charred and Chell had no feeling in it.

The Doctor immediately started running back to the consol room of his Tardis. Chell was once again exasperatedly following him. This man, alien rather, was impossible to interact with. Chell could deal with sarcasm and insult fine, but she could not help but be irritated at the Doctor's childish demeanor. He was over 1000. You'd think someone that old wouldn't act like this.

Upon arriving in the consol room, the doctor looked at several monitors, typed at a typewriter that was part of the control panel, and then spoke.

"Stupid me! How did I not realize it?"

"Realize that my hand is burnt; realize that I could have just died because of your curiosity."

"The second one; stupid, stupid, stupid. You portal gun relies on preserving exact location of space in a span of time, and since we're currently in the time vortex, the Portal has no time line to latch onto so it forms a singularity. I should have expected this kind of thing to happen when I try to travel between dimensions. But on the bright side we are almost in the Universe again and then we will have a clean slate. I can get you to the best Hospital in the universe to fully restore your hand to perfect condition, and then it will all be open. All of time and space is available to us; so where would you like to start.

"You expect me to go along with your childish whims just because it has sucked to be me. I appreciate that you pity me and want to give me some sort of escape from my shitty life, but you don't appear to understand that you destroyed my shitty reality. It may have been a life not worth living, but at least it was mine. I don't want to spend the rest of my life traveling with an alien with a hero complex who doesn't seem to understand what true pain is. I've suffered my entire fucking life. My pain is all I have and I'm not letting you take it. All I want from you right now is to choose the time period and drop me off their. While you do that I'm going to go to that wardrobe you were talking about and get some clothes that don't make me look like I have worn them for the past month."

Chell's face showed no hint of weakness, nor did her stance show anything but strength. Before she turned away and marched off down the halls of the Tardis. The Doctor looked into her eyes and saw what he thought might have been a glimpse of fear; of the scared little girl she had blocked out of all but the farthest reaches of her mind.

The Doctor himself was silenced by the speech and stood still staring at the Hall which she had disappeared off into. It was only for a moment.

"Chell, come back."

He said as he ran down the hall.

I have the basic plot of the Next 7 episodes panned, episodes 8-12 are not planned so if you have suggestions, leave them in reviews or PM me, they are much appreciated.

DFTBA see you next week.