Again, I was 12 years old when I wrote this. There was also a huge chunk of this that I left out because it was just too, well, bad.
xXx
Stein pulled his hand out of his pocket to reveal a stunning diamond ring.
"Spirit, will you marry me?"
So many things were buzzing around in my head, it was making me dizzy. But, while every part of me was screaming YES, I was still a bit hesitant. What if the same thing happens, what if we get divorced, how can I be sure this will last, why should I think it would be any different? Still, with all these reasons to say no, I just had to say,
"Yes!"
xXx (Renko's POV)
"Yes!"
Awww, his blush is so cute! I can see why daddy likes him.
"Let's play spin the bottle!
I couldn't help but blurt it out; the tension in the room was awful!
xXx
A few rounds later, I spun and landed on Makka. Everyone gasped.
"Well, she's really not my type, and she is my sister, but still, what the hell?"
I leant forward and pecked her on the lips.
"That's it?"
"Why, sis, were you expecting more?"
"No!" She says, blushing, "It's just, erm... Renko, are you?"
"Gay? Well, more or less. I really think it's the person, not the body."
xXx (Makka's POV) The next morning.
"Oh, shit! That smarts!"
"Good morning sunshine," I chirp.
Renko just stares at me with a blank look on her face.
"Who the hell are you?"
"What the fuck?! I'm your sister! Don't you remember getting drunk and passing out at my dad's birthday?"
"Oh, yeah, sorry."
She got up and started making tea for herself. She seemed so different from the girl last night. The person was giddy and happy and open. This girl was dark and scary and had closed herself off from the world. Her soul was almost as twisted as her father's.
"So, I don't suppose you remember our little kiss, do you?"
She slammed her cup on the coffee table and blushed so hard, I swear I saw a little puff of steam rise from her head.
"Did I really? Oh god, I did, didn't I? . . . So, what happened after I passed out?"
"Well, everyone left, and then our dads started fucking like animals. I'm surprised you stayed asleep they were so loud!"
"Yes! I hope my experiment worked!"
"what are you talking about?"
"Can you keep a secret?"
xXx (Spirit's POV)
I woke up the next morning feeling awful. And hungry. And...
"Hhuuuurrrgh!"
I vomited all over the carpet. I looked over at Stein worriedly. He was already up and dressed. Then, from the living room, I faintly heard:
"It worked! Awesome!"
I got up and dressed as well, but I felt a little shaky. Stein helped me over to the living room.
"Renko, what did you...!"
Stein was cut off by a cracker going off in his face and our daughters yelling:
"Congratulations on your new baby!"
Stein stared at me for a moment, and something must have clicked in his head, because he burst out laughing. Then it hit me.
"Wait, you mean I'm..."
Everyone nodded.
"HOLY SHIT, I'M PREGNANT!"