Hi everyone! Sorry I didn't update last week. I was really busy. Anyways, here's chapter two of Camping Can Be Cool. I hope you enjoy. Also I will be updating chapter 2 of A Christmas Tale To Remember tomorrow, so look for that. Authors Note: I don't own any characters in the story. They belong to Nintendo.

Chapter 2: The Doctor Is In

From his hiding spot (which was the toy chest) D.K heard noises from outside. "Get him!" "Tie him up." "I've got the gauze." "Who has the bandages?!" " I'm using the stethoscope!" "This X-ray is cool!" "We've gotta help the patient, right, Mr. Cuddles?"

D.K. was curious of the noise, and quietly lifted the lid and peered at the girls. He saw them dressed up as nurses, dressed with the caps, coats, and everything. He saw Luigi sitting on a table. Koopa, who was in the pet turtles' terrarium, could see what was going on from his shell. "Okay," Peach began. "We've gotta figure out what's wrong with the patient." "'K." The others replied. "Yeesh, I'm so scared that I'm shakin' in my shell."

Koopa muttered. "I'm fine, really." Luigi insisted. Toadette gasped. "Wait! What about that smash to the head he suffered when he slammed into the wall? That's like, head trauma." Toadette replied. "Or a concussion." Candy added. Peach gasped. "Oh, my, gosh, you're right, girls! Birdo, hand me the bandages!" Peach commanded. "Since when are you're the boss?" Birdo muttered. "Birdo!" Peach cried. Birdo sighed. "Okay, okay, I'm getting 'em." Birdo replied, as she tossed them to Peach. "Thank you." Peach replied.

Peach tore off some bandages and wrapped them around Luigi's head. "There, now that's taken care." "Hm, I dunno, he looks pretty sick to me." Candy replied. "You're right, Candy. Let's give him the full check-up!"

Peach cried. "Yay!" The girls cheered. Luigi got up, quietly tried to sneak away, but Birdo grabbed him. "Hm," Birdo replied. "What's the first thing we should do?" "Well, first we should check the patients' temperature." Peach replied, as she stuck a thermometer in Luigi's mouth. Peach read it. "Well, it says 95." "That's bad!" Toadette cried. "Um, actually it's normal." Luigi replied. "Shut up, we weren't asking you!" Candy cried. "Sorry." Luigi replied. "Well, he needs some pills, then." Toadette replied. "Great idea, Toadette, but where can we find some?" Candy asked. "I've got some." Peach replied, as she held up a container of pills." "Um, w-what kind of pills are those?"

Luigi asked nervously. "I dunno." Peach replied, and shrugged. "Lemme see that!" Luigi replied, as he gently took the container from Peach. "Hey!" Peach cried. "Lets see, there're … birth control pills?" Luigi glared at Peach. "I can't take these pills." "And why not?" She asked. "These are birth control pills, for starters I'm not an adult.

Number two, I'm a boy. Birth control pills are for girls, well preferably women, plus my temperatures' fine, I don't need to take pills!" Luigi looked at Peach. "So you understand, now?" He asked. "Oh, I understand just fine, that you stole my pills from me!" "What?!" Luigi replied. "Candy!" Peach yelled. "Yes?" "He stole my pills!" Peach replied, as she pointed at Luigi. Candy Kong growled and started to approach Luigi. "What?! I-I-I didn't steal them, I was just reading the label so I knew what kind of pills these were, honest, I was gonna give them back, see?" Luigi replied, as he handed Peach the pills. Candy wasn't convinced. "I think you need a good beating." Candy replied. Luigi gulped

. 2 minutes later…. "… and another thing we're playing by our rules, got it?!" Peach asked. Luigi nodded. "Good, because if you don't I'll get Candy on you." "Now then, lets continue our game." Toadette replied. "Take these pills." Peach replied to Luigi. Luigi sighed and took the pills. "Here," Birdo replied, as she thrust a cup of water to Luigi. "You need this to wash the meds down."

"Thanks." Luigi replied. "Hey," Birdo replied, as Luigi sipped on the water. "If it'll make you fell better I don't like Peach." "I hear ya. I like her, but she can be real bossy at times." Luigi replied. "Oh, you're finished? Good!" Toadette replied, as she took the cup. "What's next?" Candy asked. "Well we gotta do that thing doctors do with that little hammer thing, on the patients knees." Birdo replied. Luigi smiled. He admired Birdo for her smartness, even though she could be really clueless, and stubborn at times. "I'm already on it!" Candy replied, as she pulled out a real hammer."

Luigi's eyes widen. "Wh-what are you doing? That's a real hammer!" "Aren't you 'appose to use a fake plastic hammer thingy for safety reasons?" Birdo asked. "Exactly!" Luigi cried. "She's right!" Candy shrugged. "Oh well." She replied. "Hey Birdo? Can you come here, for a minute, please?" Toadette called. "Coming!" She replied. Candy banged the hammer on

Luigi's knees. "Ah, f *$" He replied. "Mother #$*! It hurts' like a mother !$ % ^! &(! &(! %#&#*#&^%#$!$!% ( *&#^#%# " The class gasped. Never had they heard Luigi cuss, or say anything like that before. "Mr. Luigi, never have I heard anyone use such vulgar language!" Peach replied, as she put here hands on her hips. "Except, maybe from Wario." Donkey Kong replied from his hiding spot. "Yeah." Peach muttered. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss it's just from the p-" "Save it." Peach replied as she stuck a bar of soap in Luigi's mouth. "A dirty mouth like that needs to be clean." Peach replied. Luigi spat the soap out. "Bleh, it taste sour."

Peach shoved it back in his mouth, and made him sallow it down with some water "Oh, I feel sick." Luigi replied. Huh?" Luigi felt intense pain in his legs. "C-Candy, I-I think you broke my legs!" "Oops. Did I?" Candy asked. "Yes!" "Uh, oh I think we have a problem, then." She replied. "We should probably call a real hospital." Birdo replied. "We don't need to." Peach replied. "We got this." "No, we don't! His legs are broken, for Pete's sake!" Birdo yelled. "At least Birdo has common sense." Luigi thought to himself. "Yeah Peach, Birdo's right. This is getting bad." Toadette replied. Peach knew she had to act fast. "Um Toadette? Your mom's on the phone!" "She is?" Toadette asked, as she walked towards the phone. "Yeah." Peach asked. Sure enough Toadette's mom was on the phone."Birdo, after all this is done you realize that after all this is done the patient will need the most important thing of all?" Peach asked. "What's that?" Birdo asked.

Peach grinned. "Love." She replied. Birdo perked up. If it was anything Birdo loved it was love. She spend a lot of her free time trying to find her true love, pursuing a lot of guys, while they run from her, trying to fight of her unwanted love, and affections. If it was anything in the world it's that Birdo was a sucker for love. "Love?"

Birdo asked. Peach nodded. "In that case count me in!" Birdo replied. Toadette returned. "Well, I just got of the phone with my mom. I don't know what we were arguing about, earlier, but I'll do what we're doing right now." "Excellent." Peach replied. Candy got some bandages and wrapped them on Luigi's legs. "Now what's next?" Toadette asked. "Well we gotta check the patients blood pressure." Peach replied, coolly. "Now lemme put that here, and that there, and- yeah, and just a little more. Ha!" Peach replied, she put the strap on Luigi's arm. "There we go! Now, lemme squeeze the knob and…" While Peach was squeezing the knob she wasn't paying attention to how big it was getting. "Peach, pay attention!"

Candy replied. "Huh?" Peach looked and saw how big it was. "Oops, well that can be fixed." Peach replied, as she pulled out a pin. Pop! The strap broke. "Lets see here, your blood pressure is a lot higher than what it's 'appose to be." "Well, maybe 'cause he's always stressed out." Toadette suggested. "Ya think?" Birdo asked as she smiled at her best friend. "I know so." Toadette replied back, as she smiled at her best friend. "Hmm, well that doesn't make sense. What would a 5-year boy be stressed about?" Candy asked. "Good question, Candy, what would a 5-year boy be stressed about?" Peach asked. "Well, why are you stressed, Luigi?" Peach asked. "Hm, well lemme think about that." Luigi replied. "Well, I'm always getting beat up, school can be tough-" "But you always do so well on your work!" Peach replied. "True. There's so much more stuff I could tell you, but lets just leave it at that." Luigi replied. Peach nodded. "Toadette, hand me my clipboard, please."

Peach replied. "Here you go." Toadette replied. "Thank you." Peach replied. On the clipboard was a list of words regarding to have they have and haven't done with the patient. "Lets see we've taken care of head trauma. Check. We've checked the patient's temperature and given them the rightful medication. Check. We've checked the patients knees." Peach wince, at that one remember what had happened. "Check.

We've check the patients blood pressure, and given them the medication if they need one. Hm. Well, we've checked his blood pressure, but do people need medication for that? Hey Candy?" "Yes, Peach?" "Do people use medication for blood pressure?" "Well, it depends. If you go to the doctor for a checkup to check your blood pressure it's fine, but if you have a high blood pressure you normally take medication." "What kind of meds?" Peach asked. "Normally you take pills." "Oh okay. Thanks Candy."

"You're welcome." " Hm, well were can we find some pills?" Peach asked. "Maybe from the nurse. Duh!" Birdo replied. Peach rolled her eyes. "I knew that." She replied. "Sure you did." Birdo replied. "Hypocritical son a bitch." Peach muttered. "Candy, you and Birdo go down to the nurse, and ask for pills." "Why do I have to go?" Birdo asked. "Not that I don't mind going with Candy, but you should go. You thought of it."

"Well, I'm not going because I can't stand you." Peach replied. Birdo growled. "Good luck putting up with her, Candy. You're gonna need it." Peach muttered. "Oh shut up!" Birdo replied, as she slammed the door. "Well Toadette, I guess it's just you and me, now." "What should we do, now?" Toadette asked. "Well there's still much more to do, even if Candy and Birdo aren't here." Peach replied, as she pulled out here clipboard. "Hm, well the next thing on the list is to check the patient's mouth." "Yay! I get to us the tongue depressor thingy!" Toadette cheered. "Okay, Luigi, I need you to open your mouth, and stick your tongue out." Toadette replied. Luigi stuck his tongue out. "What's the point of doing these things anyway?"

Toadette asked her friend. "I dunno?" Peach replied. "Hey Luigi?" Peach asked. "What's the point of doing this, anyways?" "Okay, Luigi, you can close your mouth." Toadette replied. "Thank you. And to answer your question Peach I think people do this to see if you have anything wrong going on in your throat, like cancer-" "Wait, you can get cancer in your mouth?!" Toadette asked. "That's terrible!" Peach cried. Luigi could tell that both girls were visibly upset. "Well, yes, it's called throat cancer." "H-how do you get it?" Toadette asked. Luigi scratched his head. "Well, to tell you the truth I'm honestly not sure. Maybe from smoking, or from family inheritance." Luigi replied. Peach and Toadette look confused. "In-her-a-terance?" Peach replied. "No, inheritance." Luigi replied. "What's that mean?" Toadette asked. "It's kinda like receiving something from your family. For example you inherit a house, or genes." "Cool you get free jeans just for being family?" Toadette asked. "Cool! I'm gonna get me some designer jeans!" Peach exclaimed. Luigi grinned, and shook his head.

"No, not that jeans, the other jeans!" "Huh?" The girls replied. "Genes, something that run in your family, like wearing glasses, or what color your hair is." "Oh, that type of jeans!" The girls exclaimed. "We get it now." Toadette replied. "Hey Luigi?" Peach asked. "Yes?" "How are you so smart?" "How am I so sm- Well, that's' a good question, Peach. I guess it's 'cause I do a lot of reading, and studying." "Or maybe you were born with it." Toadette replied. "Yeah, that too." Peach giggled. "Your always using big words, too. Peach replied. "Well, most of the time. How'd learn to do that?" Peach asked. "Well maybe he learned to do that from reading, and having a wide range of vocabulary." Toadette guessed. "That's right, Toadette." Luigi replied. "It is?" Toadette replied. "Sure." Luigi replied. "I wish I could do that."

Peach replied. "Well, actually, Peach you used on, today." "I did?" Luigi nodded. "Which word?" "Hypocritical." Luigi replied. "Cool!" Peach replied. "Hey Luigi, do you think one day I could be as smart as you?" Peach asked. "Sure." Luigi replied. "If you apply yourself correctly I'm sure you can." "Yay!" Peach cheered. "What about me?" Toadette asked. "You too, Toadette!" "Alright!" "Back to the subject." Peach replied. "We can cross out checking the patients mouth." Peach replied. " Wait, did it look healthy?" Peach asked. "Yeah." Toadette replied. "'K. Next is check the patients heartbeat." Peach and Toadette glanced at each other. "What? What is it?! Is something wrong?" Luigi asked. Peach and Toadette remained quiet, until Peach, finally broke the silence, by speaking up. "Now, Toadette." Peach began in a low, quiet voice. "I know we both wanna do this, but lemme do this, because-" "No, no, no,no,no!" Toadette yelled. "I'm doing it 'cause all you've been doing is bossing the rest of us around! If I can't do it at least let Candy or Birdo do it!"

By the time she finished speaking, Toadette's face was red with anger. Despite the girls disagreement there was one thing they both agreed on. That they were happy that Candy and Birdo were gone. The less people the less people to do the job. "Um, hold on a minute there, shorty!" Peach replied.

"I should do it 'cause I'm the only one doing all the work!" "Bullshit!" Birdo yelled, as she slammed the door open. "Dear God." Peach muttered. "You haven't been the only one working!" Candy yelled. "Yeah!" The other girls replied. "Did you just send us out so you could steal the one job that we all wanna do away from us?!" Candy yelled. "I'm disgusted!" Birdo replied. "I expected this from Peach, but from you Toadette, I'm hurt. I thought we were best friends." Birdo replied. Toadette gasped at what Birdo had said. "Birdo, I swear I didn't know.

She didn't tell me we were gonna do this job! Sure, I'll be honest since you two weren't there I wanted to do it, but I told Peach that if I couldn't do to let you two do it!" Birdo stared at Toadette as if she didn't believe her. Toadette's heart sank at the thought that her and Birdo's friendship was breaking. There was one thing she had to do. She had to tell her what happened.

So, what ya think? Is it good? Will Toadette be able to gain Birdo's trust back, or will this be the end of a remarkable friendship? Find out next week. Until then, peace.