Hey guys! Sorry I didn't update last week. I was busy with the holidays. I hope you all had a safe and wonderful Christmas! Thanks to everyone that's reading, and reviewing this. Anywho, here's chapter 3!

Enjoy! Authors Note: I don't own any Nintendo characters in the story.

Chapter 3: The Trouble With Friends

"I'll tell you the whole story." Toadette replied. "After you two left. Peach recommended not methat we do more things on the list. So the next thing was to check inside the patients' mouth, which we did.

While we were doing that we were having a long discussions with Luigi. It was just recently, as in a minute ago that we came across that next thing on the list, which was to check the patients heart rate. Peach and me got quiet and soon we started to argue.

She said she should do it, since she's the doctor. But then I said that I should it since all she's been doing is bossin' the rest of us around, and that if she wouldn't let me do it she should at least let on of you do it, and then she said that she should do it because she was the only one working, and that's when you came!" By now Toadette was on the floor gasping for air, and catching her breath. Birdo and Candy looked at one another. "Well, that seems like something I can believe." Birdo replied. "I mean, Peach is always bossing us around, and she is a manipulative bitch." Toadette's heart rose up the thought that her best friend believed her.

"I dunno." Candy replied. "Candy, you have to believe me, I'm honest! You can even ask Luigi! He was there!" "Oh yeah!" Candy replied. "Luigi is this true? Is Toadette telling the truth?" Toadette glance, nervously at Luigi. If he said no it was over. No one would believe her, and worst of all her friendship with Birdo would be over.

"Candy," Luigi began slowly, "Toadette is not lying. She's telling the truth." A smile began to spread on Toadette's face. Birdo hugged Toadette, who hugged her back. "Oh, Toadette!" Birdo cried. "I should've never doubted you!" "It's okay, girl I understand."

Toadette replied. Candy turn to Peach. "I don't think I wanna be friends with you, anymore." "Well, that's fine by me! Besides, As long as I've got Toadette for a girlfriend I'm fine, so you and Birdo can piss off." Birdo stopped hugging Toadette, walked up to Peach, and smacked her, hard. "Ow, like what the hell?!" Peach yelled. Candy walked over, and hit her with a baseball bat. "You deserve it, bitch!" Candy yelled. " As of now this

friendship is over!" Candy and Birdo replied, together. "Good!" Peach yelled back. "Come on Toadette, let's go." Toadette glanced at Peach. "Well come on then, didn't you hear me? I said let's go." "You not the boss of her, bitch." Candy replied. "Oh shut up, you dumb primate." Peach replied. Candy growled,

picked up Peach and threw her into the wall.

"Ow. My face, my beautiful face!" Peach wailed. Toadette walked towards Peach. "Peach, this is hard for me to say, but I don't wanna be friends with you anymore, either." "What, why?" "Well, you boss us around, you're mean, and self centered, and act like you don't even like us." "But-" "I'm sorry Peach, it's over." Toadette sighed and walked away with the other girls. "You did the right thing, girl." Birdo replied. Peach got up from the floor, and saw Candy, Birdo, and Toadette playing doctor. Peach ran over. "Hold it!" She yelled. "Oh, what now?!" Candy replied.

"We never finished playing doctor. After we finish we won't be friends anymore." "Fine." The other girls replied. "Okay Luigi," Peach replied as she reached for the stethoscope. "I need you to take deep breaths, and breath in and out." "Okay." Luigi replied. "See? She still has the nerve to take the one job we wanted to do." Birdo whispered. "That's okay. That's 'come we're not friends no more." Candy whispered back. "Oh!" Luigi winced at the cold metal. "Peach?" Luigi asked.

"Yes, Luigi?" "I know it's not any of my business, but don't you think you should make up with the girls?" "You're right, Luigi, it's not any of your business." "Well, I just think-" "Stop it. Just stop it. What happened between us is none of your concern, got it?" Luigi nodded. "Yeah, I got it." "Okay. I'm finished." Peach replied, as she removed the stethoscope from Luigi's chest. "The next, and final thing on the list is to use the X-ray machine." "An X-ray machine? Where'd ya get that from?" Luigi asked. "I went into your room and borrowed it." "You mean stole it." "Silly Luigi, there's a difference between borrowing, and stealing.

I thought you knew that." "I do! Borrowing is asking to use something with permission and stealing is taking something without permission!" "What's permission?" "It's the same thing as asking." "Oh, okay." Peach replied. The other girls grew impatient with Peach, and while she was talking they plugged the X-ray machine in.

"Wow, Luigi your legs look all broken!" Toadette exclaimed. Candy felt herself grow red in the face. "What's an X-ray machine, anyways?" Birdo asked. "It's a machine that doctors use to see if you have any broken bones." Luigi replied. "How come your legs look all broken?" Toadette asked. "Well um-" "It's 'cause Candy's dumb ass used a real fuckin' hammer and smashed Luigi's legs with it!" Peach exclaimed. "I didn't know!" Candy yelled. "We can fix it!" Toadette exclaimed. "Now Toadette, that's very sweet of you, but I'd need to see a real doctor for this." "You mean, we're not good doctors?" Toadette asked, as her eyes grew big, and watery.

"No, no! You girls are great pretend doctorsI-I just need a real one that's all." Toadette's eyes returned to their normal size and stopped watering. "Oh, okay!" She replied and giggled. "What a baby." Peach replied, as she rolled her eyes. "Well, that's the last thing on the list." Birdo replied, as she took the list from Peach. "Which means we're not friends, anymore." Candy replied.

"We're outta here." Toadette replied. "Bye Luigi, thanks for letting us play doctor with you." "Anytime girls, anytime." "You're not really gonna play doctor with them, anymore, are you?" Koopa asked, as he climbed out of his hiding spot. "I hope not." Luigi replied, as he looked at his broken knees and sighed. "Boy did they do a worse job than before." Goomba replied. "I'll say." Luigi replied. "But they tried." Just then the teacher, and the other girls walked in. "Sorry we had to leave on such short notice." The teacher replied. "Have you all behaved?" The class nodded. "Good." Just then the bell ringed. "Oh, there's the bell. I will see you all after recess!" The kids cheered and ran of to lunch. "Have a good break class!" "You to, Mrs. Mosley!" The class called back. "Hm." Mrs. Mosley thought to herself. "I wonder if the kids are hiding something. Aw, of course not! They're angles. They don't know any better!" Mrs. Mosley laughed. "And on that note I leave!" Mrs. Mosley replied as she opened the door and closed it, completely unaware of what happened while she was gone.

Well, another chapter down. I'll see you guys next week! Peace!