New to the fandom, but this comes from a tumblr meme prompt from notababoonbrandishingastick. Characters don't belong to me.
"Why is there a stuffed elephant in the bathroom?" Amy asked, carrying the pastel pink toy into the bullpen.
"Because it's faithful, one hundred percent?" Peralta answered, not looking up from the file he was reading at his desk.
"Thanks, Dr. Suess. Did you put it there?" She was now standing over him, forcing him to look up at her.
"I am slightly offended that you think that little of my practical joke abilities. There's nothing funny about a random pink elephant in a bathroom, no build up, no anticipation, although this is a pretty good punch line."
Amy sat down in a huff at her desk, still grasping the stuffed animal when she felt it being pulled from her hand. When she lifted her head, Rosa had already sliced Dumbo from trunk to tail with her knife.
"Checking for perv cameras." She offered as explanation.
The elephant was forgotten for the better part of a day as new cases came in. But Terry came through, frantically, just before 5 pm.
"Has anyone seen a pink elephant? One of my baby girls left it here when she was visiting daddy at work."
All heads turned towards Rosa, who was cleaning her nails with her knife.
"What?"
"Told you it wasn't me!"