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Chapter 3: Harry Shows His Lack Of Brains

"Snape?!"

Confusion ran across Snape's face.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"You!" he said as he jumped from the sofa and backed away.

"Harry this isn't funny." Severus said as he walked towards him.

"Does it look like I'm laughing?" he yelled as he pulled his wand out from his robes.

Alex shrieked and ducked behind the chair.

Luna looked at her brother and rolled her eyes. "Idiot." she muttered.

"Do you want to be the next Orphan Annie singing those stupid ass songs?! Because if you don't do anything all hell will break loose."

Unfortunately he was right the loser. Luna sighed.

"Okay Dad-"

"What?" they both said unison.

Harry stared at Severus.

"Luna only has one dad Snape."

"She does not..Harry what is the matter with you?!"

"Really?! So you somehow stole Ginny away from me!"

"HA!" Alex voice was heard behind the chair.

"That whore!?" Luna questioned.

Harry looked at Luna. "She's not your mother?"

"We don't have a mother! And if we did she certainly wouldn't be Ginny Weasley." she said.

"Rose...what in Merlin's name is going on?" Snape asked looking between her and Harry.

"Listen Father-"

"I thought I was your father!" Harry yelled.

"You are but..." Luna took deep breath and turned to Snape.

"Just tell him Luna." Alex said.

"He doesn't remember us. His last memories were from 23 years ago when he was 17. I think it was some spell since he was blaming Ron Weasley when we talked."

Harry didn't know it was possible, but Severus got paler and walked out of the room without another word.

"Gee you would have thought he would be happy." Harry said.

Now I see where Alex gets his brains from...or lack of. Luna thought.

She sighed. "Dad dad dad dad dad." she said shaking her head and picking up a big photo album from the coffee table.

"Here. This may help." she said handing him the album.

"Is it safe to come out now?" Alex asked.

Luna sighed and rolled her eyes. " Yes little brother you can come out now."

"Great." he said as he stood up and winced at the pain from his knees. He limped toward the pair.

"You might want to make yourself comfortable." she said and she and Alex left the room.

Harry sat down on the sofa pondering if he really wanted to see twenty-three of years of his life in photos.

After a deep breath he made his choice.

He opened the album.

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Orphan Annie and her songs were not harmed during the making of this chapter.