It was a fine morning as the sun was up and the birds chirped away. Not like the turtles would know yet since they live in the sewers. As they prepared to spar with one another, Splinter had told them they would be practicing with their weapons.
Mikey struggled to hold in his laughter as they all search for their weapons.
When Raph found his sais, he realized that they were covered in glitter, not a single part of the weapon showing. Donnie had found his decorated with tons of Christmas and birthday wrapping paper and Leo had multiple stuffed animals lodged on each katana.
When they all came out with their weapons, Mikey uncovered his hand and rolled to the floor laughing his shell off.
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!"
Mikey:
Gotta keep one jump ahead of the hothead, one chuck away of the sword
I prank only who comes through the door, that's everyone
One leap ahead of the Doc bro, that's all, he carries a staff bo
My bro's don't appreciate my jokes.
Raph:
Oddball
Donnie:
Not Tall
Leo:
Annoying
All Three:
And all!
Mikey:
Its just a little joke bros.
Raph:
Hold him down and whop his ass guys
Mikey:
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, my cat, Klunk!
April and Angel:
Oh, it's sad, that Mikey's at the bottom
He's the only one that makes us shine
Casey Jones:
I'd blame Raph except he'd freaking beat me.
Mikey:
Gotta pull a joke, gotta make a prank
It's the only thing that keeps me occupied.
One jump ahead of the slowpokes, one skip ahead in the room
Next time gonna I'll use the nunchuck of doom
One dodge away from the sai throw, one push away from the Don
Splinter:
I think we should work on our family bond
Leo:
Stop, Mikey!,
Donnie:
Get back here!,
Splinter:
Outrage!
Raph:
You're dead meat!
Mikey:
Let's not beat me up guys!
Raph:
I would rather skin you alive!
Mikey:
Gotta joke to make, gotta prank to do
Otherwise we'd get along
Leo, Don, Raph:
Wrong!
Mikey:
One jump ahead of the crazies
Raph:
Nucklehead!
Mikey:
One dodge away from the sword
Leo:
Shredder food!
Mikey:
One trick ahead of disaster
Donnie:
Scoundrel
Mikey:
They're quick, but I'm much faster
All three:
Take that
Mikey:
Here goes, better make my jump good
Wish me happy landing, and all I gotta do is run!
(Mikey jumps over the couch and runs from lair with his brothers chasing him).
Splinter sighs, "Kids."