After flying around a bit, Tails finally found Johnny sitting on the rooftop of the Empire State Building.
"Hey Johnny, enjoying the view?"
"Huh? Oh it's just you Tails, yeah just sitting back"
"Pretty bummed that the secret's been exposed?"
"Seriously, so I had a party, Reed simply said to me 'Johnny, me and Sue are going to a meeting with S.H.I.E.L.D., he never said no party, personally I find the whole ordeal to be pretty stupid, this feels a plot from some cheap thrown together movie"
"Well I'm not here to tell you what you did was wrong because frankly I see things from your Point of View, I can see them from Reed's but also yours, so I'll just stay neutral, I just wanted to keep you some company"
"Thanks Tails, you're a hell of a friend"
"Glad to be here, hey lets go get a drink"
"Sure why not, I could use a nice cold one"
"I've always wanted to try one, you think I could..."
"No way dude, even I'm not crazy enough to let a kid your age drink a beer, what would Reed say, what would Sonic say...good God how will Sally react?"
"Well it was worth a shot, and I'm sure Sally would not have been mad, she would have just killed you"
"Wow that makes me feel better; anyway let's go get some drinks"
The duo went to the nearest hub, Johnny grabbed a beer, and Tails grabbed a Coke.
"Tails, you ever do anything crazy?"
"The other day I told Amy to stop being a crazy psycho, nearly got me killed"
"She's not THAT crazy, she's just a little love-struck, Sonic should give her a chance, and then if he doesn't like her at least she had a chance"
"That or it will only make her want him more, like how a kid has one piece of cake, then they want the whole thing"
"True, yo bartender, another beer and coke"
"Wonder what time it is?"
Johnny checked his watch, "About 12:00, you want to go find Sonic or..." Johnny then heard some screaming and grew suspicious and went outside to check things out as did everyone else.
Tails briefly snuck back in to taste the beer that Johnny had ordered, "Wow this tastes lousy..." Tails then chugged down the whole beer and left, then went back inside and broke open two other beer bottles and chugged them down Stone Cold Steve Austin style and then went outside and met up with Johnny.
New York panicked when they saw Eggbots and Doombots.
"Damn, looks like Victor's having some fun again, so is your buddy Eggman"
"Those jerks! Let's teach them a lesson!" Tails was unusually aggressive.
"Uh Tails, are you ok?"
"Quit asking silly questions! Let's go fight!" Tails flew off.
"Must have had too much soda" Johnny also flew in.
Eggman spotted Johnny and Tails, "It's that annoying fox and that Torch guy; Robots destroy them!"
The robots blasted at Tails and Johnny but they avoided them with little effort and attacked.
Johnny shot some robots with fire blasts, causing some to explode, and then using fire to knock over some poles to crush other robots, even punching holes through several of them.
Tails used his namesake to whack several robots and used some fake rings to deal damage; he also grabbed a robot's gun and blasted some of them, "BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARDS!" Tails was enjoying himself a little too much.
"Next time he's getting decaffeinated soda", Johnny then blasted some more robots.
Doom and Eggman stepped onto the scene.
"Once again, if you want something done right, DO IT YOURSELF!" Doom then blasted Johnny down.
"Hey you jackass! No one hurts my friend!" Tails tried to attack Doom but he was also blasted.
"I should have teamed with you long ago, now we wait for that Hedgehog and the rest of the Fantastic Four"
"Soon Richards will be one his knees before me!"
"Not if I can help it!" Eggman was then suddenly webbed in the face.
Doom saw Spider-man swinging to them, "You so called doctors are probably why most kids are afraid to go to the doctor's office"
"I really despise your jokes"
"You just need a sense of humor Doomy"
"YOU SHALL CALL ME DOOM!"
"You need a nap dude" Spider-man then shot a web at Doom, who dodged away.
"Die!" Doom zapped at him but missed due to Spider-man using his Spider-Sense to his advantage and the used a front dropkick on Doom and then used his web to toss Doom into a building.
Doom exited the building and attempted to zap Spider-man again but Spider-man rolled out the way and flung a car at Doom, but Doom caught it and tossed it back at Spider-man, who leapt into the air and shot more webs while Doom dodged.
Spider-man jumped at Doom to attack but was shot from behind by a laser from Eggman's pod.
"Ah damn, forgot about Eggman", Spider-man said in pain.
Doom then zapped Spider-man down and threw him in a laser prison Eggman made alongside Tails and Johnny.
"That takes care of that, now all we have to do is-"
"Yo Eggface!"
Doom and Eggman turned to see Sonic, Reed and Sue.
"Just the people we wanna see", Eggman said.
"What are you up to Victor?"
"Your destruction"
"Yeah see Victor and-"
"DOOM!"
"...Doom... and I figured two heads are better than one, so we decided to rid ourselves of you and conquer our respective territories, without Sonic or in Doom's case, the Fantastic Four, and from the looks of things, Tails and Spider-man will share your fate".
"I don't think so Doctor, time to end this", Reed said.
The robot armies then attacked the three heroes but were barely able to hold their own, Sonic's speed allowed him to take down many robots via homing attacks, Reed used hammer and wrecking ball hands, Sue used her force fields.
Eggman sent flying robots at the group.
"Destroy them!"
Sonic rushed up a building and speed down and homed several robots out of the sky as Reed punched the robots away and even grabbed some with his extended arms and flung them at each other.
"Dammit all!"
"Face it Eggface, you can't-" Sonic was then blasted with Doom's lightning.
"Insolent little hedgehog, you will die!"
"I don't think so Victor, not while I'm-" Reed then got zapped.
"You'll pay for that Victor", Sue then sent force fields at Doom but Doom zapped the ground at her feet to throw her off balance and then zapped her down.
"Ha! Soon you will fall before us!"
"Like one zap can" Sonic got zapped again.
"Victor you will not" Reed got zapped again.
Doom chuckled at his work.
"Can you not see you have lost Richards, prepare to-"
"Hold it Doom", Doom looked around to see who said that and then saw Johnny Sasaki approached him, "You think you're so awesome, don't you, you think you can take over the world, don't you, you also think you're super sexy, don't you?" Doom at that point face palmed, "Well I don't think so Doom, you will now feel the wrath of the super awesome-" Johnny got zapped away, "AAAAHHHHHHH!" Johnny landed on a car.
"I almost pity that guy, almost", Eggman said.
During the distraction, Sonic rushed to a laser gun on the ground and shot at the cage that Eggman made to trap the others.
"Hey watch it Sonic! That could have killed us!" Johnny complained.
"Just shut up and help us!" Sonic stated
"What?" Doom sees everyone gather by him", "Damn, they've escaped", Doom stated.
"Wow, Johnny Sasaki was useful after all, somewhat", Sue said.
Eggman tried to zap them from his pod but Sue put up a force field.
"You dare defy Doom!?"
"And Robotnik!?"
"Shut up Eggman!"
"Why must I put up with him?"
"Face it Eggman, you can't stop Spider-man, the Sonic Duo and the Fantastic Four...minus The Thing", Spider-man went to Reed, "Where's Ben at anyway?"
"He's in Miami, probably having a good time"
Meanwhile in Miami.
"WHAT? 10 Dollars for a beer!?" Ben then stormed off.
Back in New York.
"Wait, the Sonic Duo, that sounds weird Spider-man", Johnny said.
"Tails doesn't mind, right bro?"
"Sue's looking hotter than normal" Tails was googling at Sue.
"...Johnny, what happened to Tails?"
"Too much soda I think, we were at a pub a while ago"
"That's not caffeine Johnny, he's drunk"
"What are you talking about Sue, I got him soda, I watched what he drank, and we drank until the Doctor jerks arrived"
"Ha, silly Johnny, I went back for beer when you went to check on Doctor Doomy and Doctor Eggheadman, you're so silly, ha ha ha", Tails spun around a bit.
"Dammit Johnny", Sue complained.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know-"
"Need I remind all of you that Victor and Robotnik are still right there!?" Reed shouted.
"No go on, this is hilarious knowing how incompetent you are at your regular lives, so much for perfect heroes", Eggman stated.
"Watch it Eggman, at least we have people to care about, Doom is a total narcissist, and as for you Eggman, all you have are your ugly as hell robots", Johnny stated.
"Hey, they're not ugly; those robots look just like me!"
"No shit dude, that's my point"
"You cocky arrogant bastard! DIE!" Eggman shot his laser gun at Johnny but he side-stepped and blasted the gun out of Doom's hand as Reed did a stretch hammer attack to Eggman and Spider-man pinned him to the ground.
"I grow tired of this incompetence, you will all now DIE!" Doom grabbed a nearby street lamp that hadn't been knocked over yet, and set off a huge charged that affected other nearby lamps and caused a huge storm charge and some strong winds and then shot electricity from lamps.
"He's getting a little over powered", Sonic said as he dodged.
"Nothing new", Sue said as she kept up her force field.
"Must be nice having a force field"
"Eh, it's ok"
Everyone else had a harder time avoiding the shots.
"You will all die", Doom said as he continued.
He felt some bullets hit him, though his armor protected him.
"Who dares shoot Doom?"
Johnny Sasaki loaded more bullets into his machine gun, "I'm back bitch! Can't stop the-" Johnny got blasted again.
"That's it; you're that much higher on my list of enemies to vaporize!"
Sonic noticed that Doom was distracted, "Reed, slingshot time!"
Reed stretched himself between two lamp electric poles and Sonic spin dashed into Reed and bounced away, giving him an extra boost to ram Doom and knocked him back.
Sonic then did a tornado and flung Doom into the air and then did one final homing attack and knocked Doom through a window, Spider-man then went and webbed him down.
"Yeah! We did it, awesome!" Johnny said.
"Wow, we make a great team", Sonic stated.
"Yeah, when Ben comes back, you and Tails could join the Fantastic Four and together we'll be 'Spider-man & The Super Six', it will be totally awesome, right Johnny?"
Johnny gave Spider-man a deadpan stare, "No"
"What? It would be awesome; I think you should really-"
"No"
"Are you sure that-"
"Hell...no"
"Why wouldn't you-"
"You're not getting top billing over us, besides 'Super Six' isn't really that creative of a name dude"
"Just think about it, 'Spider-man &-"
"NO!" As unanimously said by the entire group except Tails who was laughing at balloons that weren't even there.
"Seriously, I had no idea he would even get drunk, I thought he was drinking soda, the bartender should have been there, though he was distracted by the evil doctors"
"Well I guess it's not on you this time, let's get him back to the Baxter Building", Reed said.
A day had past, the streets were cleaned up and the news covered the heroic deeds of the heroes, Sonic and Tails were allowed to spend the night in the Baxter Building.
Next morning everyone is eating pancakes that Sue made, though they came out a little burnt when Sue neglected it for a second but the boys dealt with it, not to spare her feelings, but out of fear for her wrath.
Tails arrived in the kitchen, "Ow my head, what happened yesterday?"
"Sup bro, looks like you're having a hangover" Sonic stated.
"Hangover? That stupid beer"
"Yeah, Sally will NOT be happy when she finds out you were drinking, what were you thinking anyway?"
"I got a little curious"
"Hopefully you won't do that again, you made a fool out of yourself when we fought the doctors, you even hit on Sue"
Tails blushed madly, "Oh my God, I can't believe I did that, I am really sorry Susan, and I'm sorry for what I may have said to your wife Mr. Richards"
"It's fine Tails, you just said 'She's looking hotter than normal', nothing too offensive", Reed said.
"And I found what you said a little flattering, especially since it's you and you're not some random creep", Sue replied.
"Hey the battle's on the news", Johnny said, "Sasaki's there".
"Yeah it was a rough battle but thanks to me, the heroes were able to apprehend the Doctors of Evil" Johnny Sasaki said.
"I can't believe he was actually somewhat useful", Johnny Storm said.
"Wait, he was useful?" Tails asked.
"He distracted Doom on occasion but that's about it, the rest of us did most of the work, even you were useful a bit dealing with the robots, shows how incompetent they are", Johnny said.
"Well everything seems to have ended fine, despite the whole party thing, but I guess it was no big deal, you did a good job cleaning up so perhaps I may have overreacted a bit"
"May have?"
"Don't push it Johnny"
"Well I'm happy to hear you say that because I have an idea for the next party"
"Oh good God Johnny, don't you ever think of anything else besides parties?"
"Don't you think of anything else besides science?"
"He totally got you Reed, fist bump Johnny!" Sonic said and fist-bumped Johnny.
At that moment, Ben Grimm returned.
"Hey Ben, how was vacation?" Reed asked.
"Could have been better, how were things here?"
"Busy, very busy"
Johnny stepped in, "It was Epic man"
"Totally epic", Sonic stated.
Sonic and Johnny eyed each other, "Double Fist Bump!"
Both did a double fist bump, "AWESOME!"