You aren't sure how long Eridan's been going on about Pluto, but you're tired of hearing about it. Feferi is sitting calmly on the couch, sipping her tea and listening to Eridan's seemingly never-ending rant.
"I mean seriously, Pluto has been a planet for ages, they can't just suddenly decide that it isn't anymore! What kind of bullshit is that?" he goes on, pacing back and forth behind the couch. Feferi just hums along. You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh.
"Eridan, shut up. It doesn't matter that Pluto isn't a planet anymore," you say. Feferi looks up. Eridan freezes entirely.
"What did you just say?" he asks quietly, barely even turning towards you.
"It doesn't matter if Pluto is a planet anymore. It's just another rock in space," you tell him. He remains completely still for a moment, but you can see him begin to take a deep breath. He whirls around, wielding double middle fingers as he explodes out,
"VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!"