Me-Oi! It may have been forever since my last update, but here we are!
Red-Heya!
Yellow-Where are we now?
Me-In the detention room. Why?
Yellow-*jaw drops* You kidding me?
Me-...No?
Yellow- Why you little...! *chases me around*
Me-ACK! Red, help me!
Red-*laughs* Sorry, but I can't! This scene is hilarious!
Me-Curse you...
Blue-Green dear? Can you be a sweetheart and tell us a bit of what's gonna happen this chapter?
Green-Okay. Red and Yellow are in detention, they play Strip Headbandz, Red tries to kiss Yellow, then Leaf and Gary interrupt and join in the game.
Gary-Rich and Smexy does not own Pokemon!
Blue- By the way, there may have been confusion and Lemonheads R 4 Losers had pointed it out to us through PM Messaging. This is at the beginnning of the year and Gary was not in the room. He came in and started yelling "Good Morning!" to everyone. Sorry if you got confused, so there's the explanation right here.
Me-While I'm trying to get Yellow off my tail, please read on!
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Yellow's POV
"This is all your fault..." I muttered under my breath as Professor Rowan left us in the detention room by ourselves.
Red looked at me with a confused look on his face.
"Huh? How is it all my fault?" he asked innocently.
"You took me to Downtown Vridian, which is about ten miles from school and we got to school late! Ugh, what am I going to tell Tina? Oh, screw that! What are WE going to tell Tina?" I asked him.
Red shrugged.
"Who knows, who cares? Let's just hang out here until detention's over." Red yawned before laying back in his chair and he began to doze off into sleepwonderland.
I began to look at him as I looked at his many features.
There were those silky midnight black pieces of hair in his eyes, there was that button nose, those lips that could contain a mouthful of words on how to solve a Rubix Cube, and a whole ton of other stuff.
I didn't realize what I was doing until I saw myself gazing into dark brown orbs.
"What are you up to?" he asked.
I stumbled back into my chair.
"No-nothing!" I stammered, my face turning into many different shades of red.
Red sighed before standing up and walking towards me.
"Were you trying to doodle on my face or were you trying to kiss me?" he asked.
I shook my head continuously.
"No! I don't have a marker at me for the moment. And the other option's taboo! We're step siblings for crying out loud!" I exclaimed.
Red put his hand under my chin and rose my head up slightly.
"Well, why don't we see about that?" he whispered softly before leaning in slowly.
I squeezed my eyes shut, waiting for it to happen.
But, I felt a slight tug on my nose.
I opened my eyes and saw that he was apparently biting my nose.
I squealed before pushing him away.
"Don't do that!" I whined as I rubbed my nose.
He laughed.
"Why not?" he asked.
I shook my head.
"I'm not telling you~" I stated while sticking my tongue out.
His laughter subsided as he spotted a board game on the back shelve.
"Hey, you wanna play Headbandz?" he asked.
I looked at the board game and nodded.
"Sure." I told him.
"But, there's one condition..." he trailed off as a smirk began to form on his face.
I looked at him.
"Mr. Red Keith Ketchum, what are you planning?" I asked him.
His smirk grew wider.
"Why don't we play a little game of Strip Headbandz?" he asked.
"If it's Strip Headbandz, then no." I stated bluntly.
"Aw~! But why?" he complained.
I turned away from him and crossed my arms.
"I am definetely NOT stripping in front of you." I told him.
Red laughed.
"Why not? Besides, it could be fun..." he trailed off.
I shook my head.
"No. I'll play unless there's something in it for me." I told him.
"How about I take you to Homecoming?" he asked.
I looked at him, knowing that he hit the jackpot.
"Do you read minds or something?" I questioned.
Red shrugged.
"What? Did I just pull those words out of your mind?" he teased.
I pouted.
"Well, okay." I said before pushing some of the desks away and sitting down on the ground.
He brought the game over to where I was and set it down in front of me.
He then noticed that I was sitting on the ground while crisscrossing my legs and took that chance to look up my skirt.
"Ohmigod, you have on Powerpuff Girl underwear!" he exclaimed.
I gasped before whacking him upside the head.
"Stop looking up my skirt!" I hissed.
He laughed as he sat across from me and rested the game materials on the ground.
"Okay, so if one of us gets it before the other person, the person who got it wrong has to take off one piece of clothing." Red explained as he put on his headband and put the card on top.
I also put on a headband and grabbed a card from the stack.
"Am I squishy?" Red asked.
I looked at his card and shook my head.
"Nope. Am I edible?" I asked.
Red nodded.
"Yup. Very edible, indeed." he said while staring at me.
I rolled my eyes at him.
"Am I something you wear?" he asked.
"Yes. Am I a carbohydrate?" I asked.
He shook his head.
"Nope. Do I have laces?" he asked.
I nodded.
"Yes. Am I a meat product?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a shoe?" he asked.
I nodded.
"Yes, you are." I told him.
Red smirked.
"Now, take off a piece of your clothing." he said.
I sighed deeply before pulling my shirt over my head and putting it on top of a random desk.
He eyed me.
"Mmmmmm..." he trailed off.
I blushed furiously before covering myself.
"Stop looking!" I whined.
We then pulled off the cards we had on our headbands and put some new ones on our headbands.
"Am I a food?" I asked.
He shook his head.
"Nope. Am I an animal?" he asked.
I nodded.
"Yes. Am I edible?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a reptile?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a school supply?" I asked.
"Yes. Am I an amphibian?" he asked.
"Yes. Am I a pencil?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a frog?" he asked.
"Yes, you are." I told him.
"Hah! Take off another piece of clothing!" he declared happily.
I pouted.
"Ugh, you stink..." I muttered under my breath before wriggling out of my skirt.
We took the cards off of our headbands and put new ones on our headbands.
"Am I a writing utensil?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I edible?" he asked.
"Yes. Am I a food?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a dairy product?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I an animal?" I asked.
"Yes. Am I a vegetable?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a meat product?" I asked.
"Yes. Am I a fruit?" he asked.
"Yes. Am I beef?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I an apple?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I BBQ chicken?" I asked.
Red nodded as he took the card off of his headband.
"Yes. Now, I gotta take something off." he said before pulling off his shirt and resting it on top of the nearest desk.
I blushed once I saw his chest.
"Am I a veggie?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a piece of clothing?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a bug?" he asked.
"Yes. Am I edible?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a bee?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a type of dog?" I asked.
"Yes. Am I an ant?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a Golden Retriever?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a moth?" he asked.
"Nope. Am I a Husky?" I asked.
"Nope. Am I a grasshopper?" he asked.
"Yes, you are." I told him.
He laughed triumphantly.
"Now, you gotta take off another piece of your clothing." he said with a smirk on his face.
I sighed.
"Fine..." I trailed off before reaching behind my back for the hooks on my bra.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Red leaning over just a little bit.
"Whatever you're doing, you better not be looking at my cleavage." I hissed.
"That's not what I want." he whispered before leaning in towards me.
I leaned back just a bit.
"Then, what are you doing?" I asked, my face beginning to turn a light shade of red.
"I'm going to steal your lips." he said simply.
I shut my eyes immeadiately as I waiting for him to do what he called "stealing my lips".
All of a sudden, the door opened and I let out a squeal before covering myself.
"Sorry, Professor Rowan! It was- - -" I was cut of by a familiar laugh.
"Do I sound like Professor Rowan?" a familiar guy voice asked.
I opened my eyes and saw that Leaf and Gary had appeared.
Gary smirked once he saw the state that we were in. Well, mostly me.
"Is it just me or was it getting steamy in here between you two?" Gary asked.
I blushed furiously while Red fumed.
"Gary...! Nothing was going on in here!" Red whined.
Leaf laughed.
"Well, you could've fooled us." she teased.
We both glared at them as they sat down with us.
"So, what's this? Headbandz?" Gary asked.
"It's Strip Headbandz, Gary." Red corrected him.
"No wonder! It's Strip Headbandz!" Leaf exclaimed as she reached for a headband.
"Well, let's play." Gary said as he put his headband on his head.
We all grabbed new cards and put them on our headbands.
"Before we play, how did you guys get detention?" I asked, curious as to how they ended up here.
"I accidentally cussed out loud in class cuz Blue texted me." Leaf said.
"And when we were playing soccer outside, I kicked the ball so hard, I broke the glass right by Principal Ketchum's office." Gary said. (A/N: That's Ash's mom.)
"So, why did you get detention?" Gary asked.
"We both went out to downtown Viridian City to get some lunch and we got back fifteen minutes late." Red told them.
"That's what Blue told me about in her text that made me cuss out loud!" Leaf exclaimed.
"Well, we might as well just play. We get out in an hour." Gary said as we began to play.
~An hour later~
"Ugh...! Tina's going to be pissed!" I hissed as we raced out of the school building.
We turned the corner and ran down the street to the orphanage.
"Oh well. At least we'll be punished together." he said simply as we reached the front door.
I took a deep breath and so did he.
"Ready?" I asked.
He nodded.
"Yup." he said before opening the door to hear Tina say...
"RED! YELLOW!"
Me-Heheheheheh! Imma leave you at a cliffy for now!
Red-Aw...! But why?
Me-Cuz I'm evil and I know it~
Red-You're too evil for your own good...
Me-What was that?
Gary-*snickers*
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