A/N: …

Yeeaaaahhh… So I have no idea where this came from, I was just PMing a fanfiction acquaintance of mine a while back, and the conversation somehow got into the topic of incest and other taboos in anime, and I, for some reason, thought of… this. PLEASE don't ask for a lemon. No way. No way in f*cking hell. I feel dirty enough writing it as it is – prboably mostly because I'm in class right now, lol. Fortunately, no one beside me. And in case anyone asks 'why Neji?' – I dunno, he was just the one I pictured it with – really, there's not really any particularly better fitting characters anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Neji fans, don't hate. PURE crack.

Neji knew he should not be doing this. He knew this was wrong, bad dammit, it felt so right! He knew the consequences if he were caught, but could not find it in him to care. No, he had already lost control.

The Hyuuga genius had tried to remain patient, but his lust kept boiling over until it was all he felt. He approached the girl, eyeing her like a piece of meat. Neji knew the clan opposed of engaging in sex before marriage, but he was a man with needs, and no more patience.

But if only their marital status were the only problem. Their love was a forbidden love, because the two were brother and sister. Yes, his sister! How would people see them now if they knew of their incestual romance?

But as if their blood relation didn't make this wrong enough, she was several years his junior! Yes, his imouto was only a tender eight years old. Call him a pedophile, a lollicon, but don't call him uncaring! Neji loved his dear imouto deeply, and tonight he would show his love in a display most of the world would not understand.

But oh, if only the problems ended there! If they were caught, not only would they have hell to pay from their father, but from her husband as well! Yes, the Hyuuga had married off Neji's sister and true love not long ago, but still they only yearned for each other! He knew the penalties for adultery, he knew he should feel sorry for her husband, who never asked to be put in this situation either, but tonight they would become one, and no one could stop them.

But alas, these were not the only judgements that would arise from their lovemaking. Just to make this act more taboo, more unacceptable, more… enticing, what Neji was about to do with his love was necrophilia! Yes, his poor imouto had passed away untimely not but three nights ago, but her body still retained all its beauty and temptation. Before she was buried and gone forever, he wanted to culminate his love for her into one beautiful night.

Unfortunately, the necrophilia was only the tip of the iceberg of wrong. Though she loved him, she was not yet ready for this kind of step. So, Neji, blinded by desire, was forcing it upon her. How does a deceased person give or deny consent, you ask? Well, she had been expecting this sort of thing to happen, so in her will, she specifically wrote that she did not wish for her body to be raped by Neji. But he needed her now, whether she wanted this or not, and he was going to have his way with her until she felt the depth of his love and lust for her.

But the lines being crossed did not end at rape. What could possibly be worse, you ask? Bestiality. Yes, her sister was a pig. Literally. How could she be born a pig, in a noble ninja family? Well, somewhere down the family tree, Hyuuga family genetics became a bit skewed. Their mother was part pig, and she happened to get all her genes from her mother's side, while Neji took after his father.

But bestiality was not their only issue. Not only was she of a different species, but of all the animals on God's green earth, she had to be one that was non-kosher! Though most do not know, the Hyuuga are of Israelite origin, all of their members, main and branch, subscribing to their historical Judaic beliefs. Oh, if his rabbi were to see him now! Did the laws of kosher even apply to sex? Would this act have been any worse had his imouto been a calf, or a dog? No matter, he would repent for this later, tonight, he was going to make this pig squeal.

But – here's the clincher – just to hammer the final nail into their coffin of sin, probably the most wrong of them all, was a certain fetish that Neji would never admit to enjoying. He was a furry.

And so, the prodigy donned his Badger costume, taking his lover in the midst of this passionate midsummer's eve which would never be spoken of.