Naruto kissed his girlfriend as they blindly searched for the blonde's bed. They finally landed on the bed, and Naruto broke the kiss, to his girlfriend's disappointment.

The jinchuuriki's blue orbs bore into Hinata's lavender pearls with a heat she had never seen in them. "Are you sure about this?" he whispered.

"Completely," she responded without hesitation. Tonight, she had resolved to give herself completely to her love, and the same heat in him burned throughout her anxious body too. But first…

"B-but there is something I n-need to tell you," she whispered nervously, looking away from Naruto's hungry stare.

The whiskered teen saw the fear in Hinata's expression, so he caressed her cheek with his hand, forcing her to look back at him. "Don't worry. You can tell me anything," he reassured. Hinata relaxed a bit, though her face still seemed worried.

"Well… Y-you know that the Hyuuga clan r-rarely marries outside of the clan, right?" Naruto nodded, kindly urging her to continue. "W-well, sometimes this… inbreeding causes s-some… b-b-birth defects…"

The blonde saw his girlfriend struggling with her next words, so he just waited, squeezing her hand lovingly. "What I a-am trying to say i-is… That I have… I have a… I-I… I AM A HERMAPHRODITE!" she finally blurted out.

The blonde could not help but be shocked, and his face made this quite transparent. Hinata saw his eyes widen and mouth gape, and panicked.

"I a-am sorry! I understand if y-you are disgusted and d-d-don't want to be with m-me anymore!" she cried. She shot up from the bed and made to run away, to escape this situation, to go home and curl up on her bed, but her boyfriend grabbed her arm and stopped her.

"Hinata!" he said firmly. "It's not like that! I'm just… well, surprised. I love you, and something like that won't make me change my mind!"

Hinata looked back to him with wet but relieved eyes. "R-really? You still l-love me?"

"Of course. Really," Naruto said with a loving smile.

Hinata sat down beside him again, once again looking away, but more bashfully then frightened. "What about… T-tonight?" The couple both blushed.

Naruto looked away too, rubbing the back of his head. It was his turn to be a bit nervous. "W-well… We'll make it work." He was not thrilled that his girlfriend had her… problem, very few men would be. But he still loved her, and would find a way to accept her imperfections.

'I guess… It could have been worse, right? I mean, it's not that big of a problem… At least I hope not! It would be so embarrassing if it's bigger than mine! Gah! This is such a pain in the ass but… Okay, I need to stop thinking about it!'

Hinata looked back with a smile. "Ok then… Just d-don't stare…"

The blue-haired kunoichi once again stood from the bed, this time beginning to unzip her pants.

'Oh god… Here it comes…' Naruto thought, readying himself for what he was about to see.

Hinata's pants were pooled at her feet, and her fingers gripped the sides of her panties. Naruto could not help but hide his eyes behind his hands, fearing what was coming.

At the sound of her panties dropping, the Uzumaki took a deep breath, and parted his finger to take a peek at his girlfriends exposed, fleshy, virgin, throbbing –

Vagina.

…

Naruto dropped his hands and glared kunais at his now keeled over girlfriend, bellowing in laughter.

"Oh, I am so gonna get you back for that one!" the prankster king exclaimed, not enjoying being on the other side of the joke.

(A/N: Well, he sure got out of a STICKY situation. That should be a LAOD off of his mind. Lol)