Tsunade's POV

I listened to Kiba as he explained how his mission failed. As it turns out he had watched powerlessly as one of the few targets were taken, the other shinobi I had sent to retrieve the other targets came back saying either they couldn't find them or had to watch as they were also taken. This mission is turning out to be a pain in the ass. We'll have to wait until there is a clear chance at retrieving them.

Why were these girls so important to that particular person? The dark figure came in about two weeks ago telling us about a mission, saying they were missing relatives or something like that, but I have a feeling something about this mission is going the wrong way it should. There was a knock upon the door and I signaled for them to enter. Kiba was still in the office at the time so there was no need to send for him: the other three stepped in and turned their attention towards me.

"There is something I need all of you to do; it has nothing to do with infiltrating the Akatsuki so calm down!" I said as I saw them tense and breath hitch, "As you know the Akatsuki have the targets, but I need you four to check up on the so called relative then head to spy on their base."

All four looked up and nodded. Kiba seemed a little upset but he was going either way.

"Oh and before I forget, they do have animal instincts; the girls I mean. And Kakashi will be accompanying you with this mission!" They all left, I soon after, sighed. Let them be okay, that cloaked figure is defiantly hiding something important or fatal.

~My POV(Narrator)~}cause I see all{

The Akatsuki all sit around discussing the dire problem of getting the information. They couldn't torture the new prisoners due to the fact animal instincts would kick in and probably cause a fatal attack from an animal, they couldn't kill them because they needed them, and no…touching so Pein had put it. Putting their situation bluntly they were stumped. The Uchiha could put them fast asleep but never into genjutsu. Pein himself couldn't do anything. If anyone besides Konan went near the smaller girl she would freak out and jump across the cell. The irritated Leader rubbed his temples frustrated with the outcome of these events. A yawning, blue man stepped out and fastened his large sword over his shoulder. Maybe he could do something without setting off a rampage. Deidara came from the cell looking more than confused.

The only thing said from the blonde was "they're not human anymore." But of course another thing to worry about. In the middle of their "discussion" the girls held in the cells were stunned to see they were animals again. Though some were surprised to see each other; maybe it was because they were on the rival side before they even knew who they really were. Some animals had clothes some didn't, the heavy footfall, cursing, and heated arguments were now growing more and more heard as they came closer to their cell. Unique, the wolf, was curled in a corner ignoring the words of comfort from her friends, while the few who decided to plan were well…planning…

"Look I know we're in a really tight spot right now but we need to figure out how- I mean I just wish we had some hamburgers from…hmmm….Burger Fling or Mcy d's," Carman had changed the subject due to the oncoming criminals, though it made not laughing harder than needed. The men finally stopped at the door opening it and before they stepped in a burly man (if you could say that) was pushed in. It became obvious that he was the one arguing with the others when the arguments began yet again. Unique looked up with wide eyes, but these were the eyes of a scared dog.

Unique hated when the men showed up, and she really didn't want to tell her friends why. They had no idea of the past events in her life, the only thing they know of is the incident of 9/11 and why it involves her parents. If they ever asked why she would only say it was because of a man in the allyways. Not even Courtney; her all time friend knows of her father's actions.

Without throwing myself off topic yet again…or what will be again, I will get to the current situation. The one man who had been pushed in had finally calmed down and listened to Deidara closely at what he was supposed to do. Heheh, the blue man (figuratively and physically) stepped around the blonde and began doing as he was told. He turned towards the female animals and sighed irritably. Of course he had that job, of course he would get the job of talking to women when he hasn't even gone near one for six maybe five years! Yup nothing better for poor old Kisame. What's worse is he couldn't kill a single one of them! Unique on the other hand was quite stunned.

She never really imagined she'd see this guy again, then the images of the torturous hours of being crushed in strong hugs flooded her mind. Now she was back into cowering in the corner of the cell. All was silent.

Every animal (with the exception of the coward) had their eyes on the blue man standing trying to figure out what to do instead of kill them like he normally would. He stood strong only freaking out in his mind and looked at every furry face in the room. One in particular even though hidden, stood out. It was the wolf from before in the woods… so that was a chick…huh…

So Kisame's thoughts went.

The girls of the cell continued to talk amongst themselves, given that nobody but animals could understand, about how they were going to escape from this ungodly place. The ground was hard dirt; Tori suggested that maybe Carmen could do something, while Carmen suggested she could just sneak out past all the criminals. They went with the latter but now the man was in the way of that. And I leave my part off there, now to enjoy the panicked mind of a fish man.

~ Kisame's POV~

Holy Fuck! What the hell am I going to do! These are all women…well maybe since their animals they'll be a little more stupid? DAMN IT ALL!

Wait, I'm Kisame Hoshigaki…WHY am I freaking out over some little girls? That's just pathetic…

I scratched my neck and did a once over with the girls I was having such a fit about. This was going to be a lot harder than I once anticipated. So for a start I began really cliché.

"Umm… so whats going on here huh?"

Wait how was I supposed to get information if I couldn't even understand these guys?

HEHE poor Kisame.

And what's even worse is that it was permanently his job to persuade the girls into giving out information. Mwuhahahaha! I hate TCAP! And being sick but hey it took all that just to get it out on time huh? Well tell me what you thing and

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