Crossovers and One shots

by Pegazeus

This is where I will test waters and experiment. There will be little if any prior plot planning in relation to whatever goes here, so don't be surprised if something goes nowhere, or is poorly written/short. If something seems promising, I might make it into a full story on it's own, or continue it here signified by (Cont'd). Rated M for possible Mature content in some stories.

2. RvB X MLA

"Why are here?"

"Because you fucked up, Grif. Now, we have deal with six different kinds of deadly alien that want to eat our faces, tear us to pieces, and stomp on us while some giant robots shoot them and get blown up. Fucking brilliant, Grif."

"You just described the best movie ever. Besides, that button was too big and too red not be pushed. The only disappointment is the fact that you got sucked here too."

"Hey, we're all in mortal danger here, and any one of us could die at any time! We're stuck in the middle of a robot-alien apocalypse!"

"And it's fucking awesome."

"Can it ladies! I've got a plan!"

"Shit."

"We will move as fast as possible over that open terrain to that collapsed building on the other side of the street, where we will move to the roof and plant the American flag, making our foes flee in terror from sheer overexposure to freedom!"

"So, we'll go over there, to that other ruined building that looks exactly the same as this ruined building?"

"I think it's a brilliant plan sir."

"Shut up, Simmons."

"I can see it now… The aliens will be unable to stop killing themselves, overcome with the freedom to do so! And the robots will all explode in their attempt to understand how freedom kills them!"

"Groaaarrrrrr…"

"Uh, Yeah, I changed my mind, great plan. Let's go!"

"Ki o tsukete!"

"What the fuck was that?"

"Darn it! Those robots have learned of our plan, and are now trying to foil it!"

"Then why did it speak Japanese and kill the alien?"

"You understood that? Nerd."

"I didn't understand that!"

"Then how'd you know it was Japanese, nerd?"

"It's a very distinct language! I recognized it!"

"Alright ladies, our plan has changed, now we will-"

"You guys American?"

"What? Anyone get that?"

"The accent's too thick. I can't understand it!"

"Liiiisssstteeeennnn. MMMMOOOOVVVVEEE NNNNOOORRRTTTHHH. SSSSAAAAFFFEEEETTTYYY"

"We head North!"

"Brilliant, Sarge."

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"This is a base? It looks like a High School."

"Aw yeah, where're all the schoolgirls at? Bow chicka bow wow"

"ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED ARMORED SOLDIERS"

"Where are they? We should give them a message"

"That's us, Caboose"

"Oh."

"WAIT WHERE YOU ARE. YOU WILL BE ESCORTED TO YOUR NEW QUARTERS SHORTLY."

"Oh, I hope they're shiny! I'm going to get so much candy with them!"

"Why are we going to live in a high school?"

"I dunno"