Chapter 2: Foreplay

AN: This chapter depicts sexual conduct between a 60-something woman and two teenage boys because the person who requested it asked for it. Don't read if your under the age of like, 45.

Jeremy and Aunt May entered Aunt May's apartment. There was a musky smell in the air, boxes of used kleenex's in the trash and a tray of burnt cookies in the oven. It wasn't much, but it was Aunt May's love nest.

"Stay here" said Aunt may through her bedroom eyes "I'll go get you your reward…"

Jeremy blushed. "K" he said.

Aunt May went into the kitchen and Jeremy sat down in the hallway. He looked at all the unwatered plants and posters of Sonic the Hedgehog and stacks of Magic: Da Gathering cards and socks on the floor and the backpack that said "Peeta Parkor" on it and was able to put 2 and 2 and 2 and 2 and 2 together and deduced with logic that Aunt May had a teenage grandkid who was named Peetter Parker!

Then Aunt May stepped out of the kitchen, wearing a sexy dominatrix outfit, a police offircers hat, badge and radio and a massive strap-on.

"Aunt May!" yelled Jeremy "You Basterd!1"

"Whats wrong?" asked Officer Hard-on (AKA Aunt May)

"Why didn't you tell me you're married?" shrieked Jeremy like a castrated baby. "I saw all of your grandkids shit!"

Aunt May was offended. "Peetors not my grandkid, hes my nephew." She explained.

"Oh" sauid Jeremey deeply

"Now eniff chit-chat." Said Aunt May "Lets get to the part the audience came here to read!"

"You mean the part where we fuck?" asked Jeremy's stupid face

"Yes." Said Officer Hard-on. "Now get on your knees"

"K" said Jeremy.

Officer Hard-on got out a pair of handcuffs, but then Jeremy stopped her.

"WTF R U doing Jeremy?" asked Officer Hard-on.

"Officer, I know you probably get a lot of kinks from this….But I don't love you officer. I love Aunt May…."

And then Officer Hard-on's strap-on fell off in disbelfief. "What do you mean?" asked Officer Sally Field.

And then Jeremy got up and started playing classical music n his iPhone (Specificly Hungarin Dance #5 in G Minor by Johannes Brahms). "I mean Officer, You aren't the buatiful old lady I falled for. That was Aunt May, because of her undying Buety and tits."

And then he squeezed them.

But then suddenly something slid in from under the front door. It was…..Sandman! (also from the 3rd movie) And he had a big nife!

"Look out it's sandman!" said Officer hard-on.

"Oh no!" sed Jeremy and he screamed again!

"I'm robbing your house because I need mony to pay for my dauthers expensive surgery.:" said Sandman.

"You wont get away with this" said Aunt May.

"Yes I will" said Sandguy "Nobodys gonna save you!"

Then suddenly someone showed up to save them. It was…Spooderman!