Chapter 4: Climax.
The year was now 2018. Hillory Cliton was president of Free Country USA and had done almost as good a job as Obubble at running the country into the ground.
Peeter and Jeremy had both just had their 18th birthdays! (they were born on da same day.)
"Today is the day." Said Peeter to Officer Hard-on. "Today is the day I finnaly lose my virginity to a boy and I hardly know and my creepy sex-crazed aunt."
"I know." Said Aunt May as she took in the entirely plausible situation.
They arrived at Jeremy's mansion that he had bought with the money that Harry Styles had given him. Harry had gone to Iron Bad (AKA Robert Downy JR.) for help. And Tony fad helped him cure his Goblin Cancer by making a new element called "Explodium". The two of them fell in love and moved to California or some other state that let's queers get hitched. They are now happily divorced.
"Jeremy's mansion is really impressive isn't it, Aunt Ma- I mean, Officer Hard-on?" Asked Peeter.
"I know." Said Aunt May "Back in my day, we would have never made a building out of 100% milk chocolate."
"That's the kind of innovative thinker Jeremy is." Explained Peeter.
"Enuff chit-chat" said aunt May. "I've waited 1,577,847 minutes for this!" she exclaimed at the top of her shriveled, cancer infested lungs.
Aunt June charged into the sexy chocolate house shrieking like a banshee with her while hitting her two boitois (thanks 2 tumblr 4 that term) with her "nightstick."
"Ow!" screamed Peetor and Jermany, "Dis is police brutality!" But then Aunt May replied "No it's not, your not black!" and then she curb stomped Peetor's face into the ground like it was 1984. Peetor then said "OMFG UR SUCH A BITCH!"
"OH NO U DIDNt'" said Aunt may as she pulled her "glock" and "shooted" peetor right in the eye.
But then Jeremy stepped in like a white Jebus. Only he knowed the sekcrit techniques that could tame the raging beast within Aunt May's libido. He used the amazingly super awesome dance called "twerking" to hypnotize officer hardon. "Yes!" screamed the transrace incubus as Jeremy shook his completely proportianaly-sized ass at the crazy old woman. He lead the old geezer to the chocolate bed, on which he was thrown violently by the postmenopausal female(?).
"I have you now!" Aunt May said in a deep seductive voice like Dark Vader said in Star Wars as she whipped out her "M1911" and pistol whipped her lover. "AGHHHH!" Jeremy screamed in pleasure as his dong expanded to 3 feet in lenth and peetor watched eagerly for his turn at the controller.
The time had come. Aunt May, Peeter Parkor and Jeremy were fornicating hard and fast and it was hot. Jeremy grabbed Aunt may's breasts and it felt just like a bag of sandpaper.
"Oh" Aunt May moaned as her tits oozed rotted cottage cheese.
The heat from the 3 of them was causing them to sink into the chocolate triple-king size bed, the same way Jeremy was slowly starting to sink in Aunt May.
"I cant hold it anymore!" screemed Jeremy
"I feel the presence of the lawd!" screamed aunt may.
"My Spider sense is tingling!" Screamed Peetar
And then all three of them orgied at the same time so hard the a tidal wave of love juices sweeped trough the house and started melting all the support beams.
But it didn't matter that there was no fuel in the tank, the 3 of them kept doing whatever it is people do when they make love.
"I vuv you Peetor" said Jeremy through his mouth full of Jeremy's penis.
"I vuv you too, jeramy" sed Spooderman
And the heat of their love started melting the chocolate bed they were screwing on. And they started to slowly sink into like the two of them slowly started to sink into aunt May's vagine.
"OMEGERD!" yelled peeter "I cant take it anymore!"
"Same" said Jeremy.
And then the dark chocolate bed they were on became a milk chocolate bed as they orgied again!
Peeter and Jemremy were being absorbed by Aunt May and the slowly collapsing chocalete house. And they died together in the greatest chocolate 3-way orgyfest evar!
The end.
(TY to my friend Mike for telling me how making love works. I don't have any IRL Experience)