Chapter 2
*lights open*
*Door to World meeting room opens*
*Audrey and Hirome run in panting*
Hirome: Ah…. Looks like we're early, nee Audrey?
Audrey: *pants* Yeah. Nya~ *looks at the long meeting table and notices something* Hey but what's this?! Nya! *picks up a piece of paper*
Hirome: *looks over Audrey's shoulder* Hm…. It looks like a coupon for… pasta?
?: Vee~! Doitsu~! Doitsu~! I heard someone say pasta~! I'm gonna look~!
?: Oi! Italy! Vait!
?: Ah! Doitsu-san, Itaria-san where are you going?
?: HAHAHAHAHA! Don't forget the HERO!
*really loud hitting noise and commotion*
Hirome: *looks at the door sweatdropping* Do they realize that even when they're outside they're being filmed?
Audrey: *sweatdrops* Uh…. I don't even think they know that they ARE being filmed at all. Mya.
*loud crashing sounds and cursing*
*Hirome and Audrey look at each other*
Hirome: *shrugs* Oh, well. Let's just keep it that way so that the readers have some fangirl material.
Audrey: *grins evily* Yeah. Nya~!
*Doors suddenly burst open and the countries walk in and promptly sit in their respective places except Germany*
Germany: Ah, you two. Sorry for zhe vait but zhese two insisted that zhey vere part of zhis gathering. *holds up a sleeping Greece and a tied up half-sleeping Shikamaru Nara in a bondage style (courtesy of Germany)*
Hirome: *tries to contain laughter but fails*
Countries: *look at her strangely*
Shikamaru: *snaps out of sleep* Huh? *looks down* What the hell? Why am I tied up and where the hell am I? * notices Hirome* Oh, it's you Hirome-san.
Hirome: *smiles* Ohaiyo, Shikamaru-kun! *bows* Gomenasai! But they thought you were an enemy.
Shikamaru: Eh? That's fine but can you tell your friend to put me down? It's such a drag just hanging like this.
Everyone except Hirome: *sweatdrop*
Shikamaru: *kicks Greece* Oi! Wake up! *sighs* Geez… It's such a drag waking guys like this up.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Germany: *takes a deep breath* WAKE UP!
Audrey: *screams*
Everyone: *flinches*
Greece: *wakes up* Huh?... Where am I?
Germany: *lets go of Greece and unties Shikamaru*
Shikamaru and Greece: *sit down*
Hirome: Auds, calm down. *pats her back*
Audrey: *pants*
Hirome: Well since we wasted a lot of time let's introduce our special guests; Greece and Shikamaru Nara! *grins*
Audrey: *back to usual* Nya~! *waves flags*
Everyone except Hirome and Greece: *sweatdrop* *in heads* Is she bipolar?
Greece: *to Audrey* Cute. *waves* Hello.
Shikamaru: *waves* Yo.
Audrey: Alright! Now that our guests have been introduced let's see our reviews! Nya~! Nicquita, hit it!
*screen falls out from nowhere*
*screen turns on with Nicquita on it holding a piece of paper with the review*
Audrey: *Adjusts glasses* Alright our first review is from gravity5: I dare Naruto to kiss Sasuke for 10 second. Nya~.
Hirome: *eyes widen* A-aniki?!
Shikamaru: *whistles* Do you think they'll fight?
Hirome: *snorts* Likely.
Audrey: Well then, let's tie them up that way they can't hurt each other *dark aura* or escape the dare.
Hirome and Shikamaru: Might as well.
England: Will that be ok? *worried*
France: Oui. For once I agree with mon petite Angleterre.
Audrey: Don't worry, they're going to be tied up anyway. *uses P.A.M and a portal appears*
Italy: *clings to Germany* Ve! Doitsu! I'm scared!
Switzerland: *readies gun*
Liechtenstein: *hides and trembles behind her brother*
Japan: *unsheathes katana*
Spain: *readies tomatoes*
Romano: *hides behind Spain*
Russia: *opens coat partly to reveal his pipe*
China: *readies wok and ladle*
: *looks excitedly at the portal and bounces on his chair*
Hong Kong: *tries to calm down*
Hirome: *readying poisonous needles*
England: *readying magic*
France: *waits for an opening to benefit from the sidelines*
Shikamaru: *readies shadow jutsu*
*Sasuke and Naruto suddenly appear tied up with wide eyes*
Everyone: *lets out a sigh of relief and keeps their weapons*
Sasuke and Naruto: *look at each other with fire in their eyes* DIE!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Hirome and Audrey: *look at each other and nod*
Hirome: *pushes Sasuke forward*\
Audrey: * pushes Naruto forward*
*Sasuke and Naruto kiss wide-eyed for 10 long seconds*
Shikamaru: *stares wide-eyed* Well, I'd better tell Itachi-san that Sasuke found a boyfriend.
Naruto and Sasuke: *pulls away wide-eyed at Shikamaru* WE ARE NOT DATING! *blushing*
Hirome, Audrey and Shikamaru: Sure you aren't *rolls eyes*
Japan: *whips out camera* May I take a picture?
Hirome: *looks horrifically at Japan* J-japan!
Naruto and Sasuke: *blushes harder* NO!
Audrey: *sends them away* Well that was interesting! Nya~! *laughs a little*
Hirome: *stares at the spot where they vanished* Hm…. I hope you returned them to their proper places.
Audrey: *Indigant* Of course! Nya~!
*Konoha*
Naruto: *hanging from post* GET ME DOWN! DATTEBAYO!
*Madara's lair*
Madara: *stares up* Sasuke what are you doing up there?
Sasuke: *hung from a giant bone and glares down at Madara* I got transported from another damned world again!
Madara: *looks at Sasuke* Oh? *crosses arms*
Sasuke: Yeah and Hirome is there.
Madara: Which world is that?
Sasuke: How should I know? But all I know is that Hirome called one of the men there "Japan", whatever that is.
Madara: *gets Sasuke down and turns around grinning evily behind is mask* Thank you Sasuke.
*back to the Hetalia universe*
Hirome: Well that's all the reviews!
Countries and Shikamaru: THAT'S IT!?
Audrey: *shrugs* Oh well! We'll have more the next time since we have Greece and Shikamaru! Nya~!
Hirome: And it's summer vacation~!
Audrey: So we'll see all of you guys next time~!
Hirome: Bye! Please review, follow and favourite it really helps Mistress S.I.N1146 a lot! Oh and she does not own Naruto or Hetalia in any way!
*light fades*
Countries: Wait, S.I.N1146 is a SHE?!
Yep well that's it! I hope you liked it! By the way, I'll be showing up from time to time so I'll tell you guys when so you guys can truth or dare me. I like England if you haven't noticed. :3 Oh and in one of chapters I plan on putting one of my friend's OC that's also in one of my stories Orochimaru's mistakened summoning. I'll tell you when so that you can truth or dare them because I won't mention her or other Ocs of mine appearances.
Here's the list of the Ocs I want to appear and some of their traits:
Satashi Shouri: Ditzy and Happy-go-lucky, loves France and her boyfriend is Tobi.
Nai Sueshijuu: Quiet and blunt, likes Germany and Austria and her boyfriend is Itachi
Xiomara Mioduszewsi: A little foul-mouthed and daring, likes Canada and her boyfriend is Sasori
Kamiko Suzuki: ill-tempered and tsundere, doesn't watch Hetalia and her boyfriend is Deidara
And here's our hosts bio:
Audrey: Indescribable, likes Canada and sugar
Hirome Uchiha: Kind and sweet, likes everyone and her boyfriend is Kisame
So that's it! I'll be appearing in the next chappy so bring on all your truth or dares, doods! And sorry for the long wait!