Author's Note: This chapter will probably not be as good as the previous chapter as I had chronic writer's block. So I usually just sat at my computer just thinking of what to write until I got on a roll. Anyway, enjoy! (Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure Time whatsoever, unless you count all of the DVD's I have)
Princess Bubblegum yawned. It had been a hard day yesterday, what with all the picking up of the rubbish and all of that.
Peppermint Butler walked into PB's bedroom carrying a silver dish with a lid over it. "Hello, princess!" he said in a pitched scratchy voice "I have your royal crown here." The butler lifted the lid to reveal a golden crown with a small blue gem encrusted into it.
"Thanks Peppermint Butler." She said. Princess Bubblegum got out of bed and walked into a separate room. A few moments later, she walked out of the room and into the main section of the Candy Castle.
Before falling down a hole in the middle of the castle.
Luckily, a giant glob of jelly was standing at the bottom of the hole on the ground floor, and PB bounced off of him and landed softer than she would have if the jelly person wasn't there.
"Thanks jelly guy." She said to the jelly guy. "No problem."
Princess Bubblegum was not the only person to have the missing chunk of whatever problem. Lumpy Space Princess was looking for her food stash when she stumbled upon a pit where all of her edibles were kept.
"AW NO MAH FOOD!" she cried tearing out her hair (?)
Elsewhere, Marceline floated outside to grab some red bugs that might be in her cave. Suddenly, she floated into a pillar of light. Her skin started to burn.
"Agh!" she hissed, quickly moving out of the light. The vampire queen looked up to see a massive hole in the roof of her cave, letting the sunlight in. "Hey what gives?" she asked no one. Now, frankly frustrated, she floated back inside.
Also elsewhere, Finn and Jake kept finding holes everywhere while following the man.
"What's with all these holes?" Finn asked Jake. "How am I supposed to know?" Jake replied "Maybe he just likes dirt?" Another rock was flung towards Finn and Jake.
They sidestepped the rock with ease and continued to follow him.
"I wouldn't think so," Finn said "because if he did, then he would have asked us if he could have our dirt first." Jake thought about that. "Yeah, you're probably right. I wonder what he needs all of this stuff for." Another boulder was flung at the friends. This time Jake formed a giant hand and threw it back.
"Jeez, all of this is getting a bit boring." Jake said "I wish something interesting would happen."
And something did happen.
The rocks stopped flying at them.
"Why did the rocks stop?" Finn asked Jake. "Why would I know?" Jake replied "For all that we know he could have escaped."
Suddenly, Finn's backpack-phone rang. It was Princess Bubblegum.
"Hey boys," PB said "This is really urgent. The centre of my castle has been stolen somehow, and no one knows how it disappeared."
"I think we know who stole it, Princess," Finn said. "Yeah, and he's stolen some of our property as well." Jake added.
"Wait, you know what this guy looks like? Describe him." Finn stopped to think. "He was wearing a brown robe or something, and his eyes glowed green. Not like the Lich or anything."
"He could also control the earth. Sort of, I guess." There was a pause on the phone line. "There is only one person in the world who can do that," Princess Bubblegum said after a while "And that person is dead."
"Wait, really!?"Jake said "The guy we saw was alive and kicking!" Finn poked Jake. "Alive and throwing boulders with his MINNDD."
"Good point."
"Ahem." Princess Bubblegum cleared her throat. "He did die in a mysterious cave-in which happened with no provocation whatsoever. So it is possible that he faked his death."
Suddenly, a massive shadow was cast over the adventurers. Finn looked up. "Sorryprincesswehavegottogobye!" he shouted quickly into the phone and hung up. Jake morphed into a giant worm and dug a hole underground. Finn jumped in just as a giant boulder crashed into the ground sending debris everywhere.
All was fine in the Ice Kingdom. Penguins were "wenk"-ing everywhere and the Ice King was in his mountain fortress.
"Gunter, I was wondering," he said to the penguin "should I keep kidnapping Princess Bubblegum to get her to marry me, or should I just give up?"
"Wenk." Gunter replied. Suddenly, the room shook. Little shards of ice fell from the ceiling.
"Gunter, what's going on?" the Ice King frantically asked his penguin. Gunter was wenking rapidly and flapping his flippers. Ice King ran over to the window to see the Ice Kingdom rapidly vanishing over the horizon.
He also saw a strange man in brown.
"HEY!" Ice King screamed, blue lightning appearing on his hands "What are you doing with my epic ice fort?!" He shot two ice bolts at the man, which were promptly crushed by two incoming chunks of dirt.
Suddenly, a medium-sized ice rock fell onto Ice King's head, knocking him out.
"At least I got rid of that pesky old man." The man said to himself as he began to laugh.
