A/n: Just to clarify thanks to a commenter, Time war is timelocked but did you even see the day of the Doctor?! seriously they just stopped him.

"Lucy... Lucy... Lucy!" shouted the Master

"What, what is it?" she shouted running in

"I'm bored" he said before The Tardis rumbled

"I need to fix that" he said "Ooh I know what we could do vworping off

"Ready!" he shouted bursting through the doors, it was raining, large white structures stood on stilts over the sea

"Where are we?" asked Lucy

"Uhh... Kamino I've gotta pick something up" he said

"Wait Kamino? like in Star wars"

"Yeah, kind of"

Inside the building the Master and Lucy walked down a hallway "So, why did we come here again?" she asked

"Well I heard the Kamonians are the best cloners in the universe so I gave them a sample of my blood and told them I'll be back"

"Wait, they... cloned you"

"Yea, you should have heard my friend, he was all like; you can't just clone a Timelord, it's not natural"

They walked into a large white room overlooking the clones, a Kamonian came through a door.

"Are those mine?" he asked pointing to himself looking at thousands of clones

"No, those are another order" the Kamonian reassured, "As to your request we made only one."

A clone of the Master stepped forward "Is that one mine?" asked the Master

"Y... yes"

"you put him in armor! how thoughtful" looking at the clone again

"we did the best we could but Timelord DNA is very difficult"

"Nevertheless you did a splendid job, this is already pre-payed for so I'll leave"

"And five-thousand credits because he kept breaking our equipment."

The Master pulled out his gun and used it on the Kamonian "an extra five-thousand credits my ar-"

"The hell?!" shouted Lucy "You just shot her!"

"Don't worry, she's just an android"

"But she's bleeding!"

"That was a metaphor"

"Well what are we going to do?!"

"Lucy! bring clone-me" he said running off

"I- you... ugh!" she shouted furiously at him, then grabbed the clone and started to run

"Jango! stop them!" shouted the long-necked alien, then a man in blue and silver armor came from the next room and ran after them.

...

"Keep running human!" the Master mocked, unaware of the bounty hunter behind him until he was tackled "get off me!"

Jango started talking "Wait a miniute, you're- there's a large bounty on your head Time-lord"

"I see my reputation preceeds me" he said with a blaster pressed against his throat

"Shut it or I'll-" Jango was cut short by clone-Master punching his helmet denting it, clone-Master clenched his hand "Ow!"

"Thank you clone-me" said the Master getting up and running with his clone.

They arrived outside near Jango's ship "How are we going to get out of here?!" shouted Lucy

"It's ok, I have this" said the Master holding up a small control panel and flicking a switch, his Tardis materialised around them

"How did you do that?" asked Malcolm

"Picked up a trick or two when I went to Telford"

"Is that an alien planet?"

"No... it's a town... in England, anyway Clone-me, help with the controls"

"Can I have an actual name?" the Clone asked

"Master 2"

"Absolutely not" he replied

"Fine then how about... Harry, Lucy you said that remember?"

"I'll take what I can get"

The Master took the Tardis controls

"so we've got a war criminal, a human, walking fish fingers trained to kill a man with his thumb, and a very dashing Timelord-clone... this is going to fun!"

A/n: Next time: Harry and Malcolm compete in clone wars, last Star wars reference I swear... for this chapter.