Gumball :Rise of an empire ch. 3
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The Watersons were completely blown away! It was a mad house! The sound! The smells! The people!...
Rocky put his shirt back on as he exited the 'closet'. "Girls you pay to sleep with you? That can't be legal!" He exclaims. Doughnut Sheriff pops out of the 'closet' next to him, straightening his tie. "You'd think so, but it is! It's still new, so there's no laws concerning it! That plus the 50% off buffet and free refills for cops...good luck trying to make it illegal!" He laughs...
Hot dog guy pays the exhibition fee, and quickly strips off his bun. The attendant doesn't bother to comment on the fact that the bun only covered his back...there were so many conflicting nudity taboos, laws, and standards...best just to roll with it really...
"Is that Clare!?" Exclaimed a horrified Anais as she recognized one of the masked naked girls dancing on poles. "Forget that! Is that Penny's Mom!?" Exclaims Darwin as he points to the infamous 'roxxane'(or head stripper as it were).
"THAT'S HER MOM!?" Screamed Gumball mortified, having mere seconds ago been enthralled by the shell less Fitzgerald(especially when she winked at him!)
Nicole...Nicole had left the building. She was paralyzed with horror.
Richard...had left them! He was gorging himself on the buffet...and the this strange new drink...Rum, was it?
YO! YO! THIS IS DJ CARRIE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE FRESH BEATS YOU LOVE TO GET WILD TO!
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
YO! shouted Everyone with a laugh...
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.
And now we lookin' like pimps-
"Yes we are!" Shouted Larry who was indeed dressed like a pimp, in a hot tub, with a lady in each arm...
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of Rum
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" Shouts Tina the Bouncer to Mr. Small as he's thrown out...
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
"Shake that money maker!" Shouts Miss Simian as she throw more money at a male stripper...
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
Teri put some Opium in her inhaler and snorted it. "I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE! She screamed. She then grabs Banana Joe. "My safety word is 'teacup' just so you know." She said with a smirk...
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Mr. Robinson, Principal Brown, Green bear, 8-bit dog, and the Mushroom form a drunken Chorus Line as they sing along...
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
An Egghead clinks glasses with Ocho as the stock they invested in the club continues to rise...
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Sings Roxane sensually as she blows a kiss to an increasingly uncomfortable Gumball...
Lose your mind.
Lose it now.
Lose your clothes
In the crowd.
"Don't mind if I do!" Screams a blitzed Felicity Parham as she tears off her orange outer layer...
We're delirious.
Tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around.
"Dealer bust! Everyone wins!" Shouts Bobert the dealer to the cheering players
N-now we're getting so smashed.
Knocking over trash cans.
Eurbody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess.
Gonna get faded
I'm not the designated
Driver so
Mr. Small sleeps in the back as the Clubs free Designated driver drives him home...
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
"Uh, Carmen. Sweetie? I'm not sure how comfortable I am with- "Oh, don't be such a baby!" Interrupted Carmen as she dragged Allen to a 'closet' where she pays for a 'three-for-one' special...
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Tobias shrieks with joy as he leaves the 'closet'. "TODAY I AM A MAN!"
Meanwhile, inside the 'closet'. The prostitute(AKA Rachel Wilson) debated what to do: Freak out her clueless brother by making him think he really did sleep with her? Or just blackmail him with the footage of him obliviously 'doing it' with a 'doll'...
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
Sing the strippers
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Oh, oh, oh!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
The strippers exclaim as they do just that
Oh, Oh, Oh!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Oooh.
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Nicole gives up the struggle, and faints away dead to the world...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
The song is by Kesha
AN: Just to be clear; Rodrigo introduces the concepts prostitution, strippers, opium, rum, and gambling to this world...
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