Hi... So, I guess this is the part where I tell you how sorry I am for updating late... Oh well, I'm soooo incredibly sorry! To anyone who is actually reading this, I'll try to have the next chapter up within the week. Anyways,

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"Hey, have you seen Loki?"

Tony Stark casually walked into the main kitchen, where everyone seemed to be lately.

"No… I think he went down to the city with Natasha." Bruce said, "They've been gone for hours."

Right then they heard laughter, and not even a second later Natasha and Loki burst into the kitchen, broad smiles visible on their faces.

"That was so fun!" Natasha laughed, "We've got to do that again!"

Loki smiled. "Well of course my dear Natasha."

It all got even weirder when they both started jumping around clapping and telling each other girly stories, not even noticing the other people in the room. Wait… Was that shopping bags they were holding? So that's where they had been. Who would have guessed?

"Oh, oh! I have an idea!" Natasha shouted out in excitement. "We can have a SLEEPOVER!"

"Yeah, and we can totally fix our nails and braid each other's hair, oh, and weapon practice…" Loki said in a slightly lower voice, and the strange thing was, they couldn't detect even the smallest hint of sarcasm in his voice. It was almost as if he was… exited?
"YES, YES, YES!" they both squealed before they ran out of the room leaving the others to stare wide eyed at them as they argued about who came first and then… total silence.

"Okaaay… Tony broke the total silence, "What just happened?"


One week later the "manly" part of the avengers were going crazy. Especially Steve and Clint who, even though they would never admit it, both had a (not exactly secret) crush on Natasha. And as we were having a nice, sunny talk about the devil…

Natasha Romanoff walked right past them, with, of course, Loki by her side. It would seem that they never left each other's company now days, not even for a few seconds. For some reason they were suddenly BFF's. Almost unbearable, that's what it was.

Tony of course, found all this very, no, extremely amusing, and how he chose to show this… well, you don't want to know. Let's just say it consisted of white fluffy angel wings, a strange golden harp and a whole lot of big, masculine diapers…


"Truth or dare?"

"Dare." Natasha answered, surprisingly since she usually chose truth.

"Okay…" Loki thought for a moment, "Oh, I've got it! You have to persuade JARVIS to blast Justin Bieber from every speaker in the tower… the entire night." An evil grin spread across his face.

"Oh no, come on! Then we will have to listen to it too." Natasha seemed skeptical about the idea.

"No we won't, because we will be prepared." A light seemed to go up for her and they exchanged evil smiles before going on.

"Loki, truth or dare?"

"Dare of course!" Loki crossed his arms and pouted as though he was offended.

"Come on, can't you for once in your short time of knowing me choose truth? I mean, I chose dare."

Loki huffed. "I am the god of lies, to choose truth would be against my nature. So no, I will not choose truth."

Natasha glared at him but didn't say anything more about it. "Okay then, I dare you to tell me what happened to your magic."

"You can't do that!" Loki declared as he was stubbornly tying to stare down Natasha, which he failed at… miserably.

"Well obviously I can, actually, I think I just did."

Loki grumbled something about unfair game, but after a while, even he had to give in to Natasha's steely glare.

"Okay, okay. So I came to Asgard, and Odin, so angry upon seeing me, cast a spell on me that bound and nearly removed all my magic. Then Thor, the big oaf that he is, overreacted and brought me here, end of story!" Loki's voice grew louder and angrier for every word, and he had barely finished the story before he stormed out of the room.

As Natasha tried to follow him, she was stopped by a smug looking Tony.

"You two lovers having some love trouble?" He said in a singsong kind of voice.

"Screw you Stark!" Natasha didn't even glare at him before she went looking for Loki again.


"Hey Steve, you there?"

It was dark, very dark. Almost so dark that it was almost impossible to see anything.

"Yes Clint, I'm here. Tell me again, why exactly did we have to meet in the dark?" Steve asked before turning on the light switch.

"Come on Stevie, you ruined it." Clint complained as he decided to come down from whatever high place he had placed himself in, and landed right behind Steve.

"Whoa," Steve jumped. "Where did you come from?"

Clint's face now held an expression that looked way too innocent. "Who, I? I've been here the whole time."

Steve face palmed. "I know that, that's not what I meant!"

Clint rolled his eyes and…

"BABY, BABY, BABY, OHH…"

Clint didn't have time to react as… That, suddenly started playing, at full volume from everywhere in the freaking tower.

"WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!?" They heard Tony scream as they hopelessly tried to get away from the terrible sound. "JARVIS, WHY IN THE FREAKING H**L ARE YOU BLASTING JUSTIN BIEBER!?"

Through all the music, they heard a loud BOOM and suddenly there was a large hole in the wall. "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, IS THIS YOUR DOIG MAN OF IRON?" They heard Thor shout in his unbelievable loud voice.

"Don't look at me; I don't know what's going on either." Tony held his hands over his head in some sort of sign of surrender as he stumbled through the wall. "Hey! You two, group meeting outside this tower in five minutes…. NO, BRUCE! NOT THE COUCH!"


"Stark, my brother and lady Natasha does not seem to be here."

They were now standing outside Stark tower where everything was… surprisingly quiet… and cold. Right now everyone were looking around, very confused, only to see that Thor was right.

"Should we go looking for them?" The ever so thoughtful Captain America suggested.

Tony thought for a bit before he angrily exclaimed; "Loki, you little shit!" At the others confused looks he added; "For some reason I have a feeling that they're not really in the need of help at the moment. Now, can we please get out of here, I'm freaking freasing!"


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