Hi:):):) Hehehe... I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in a while, even though I said I would. The thruth is that I just couldn't figure out how to write this chapter... And even now I'm not quite sure I liked how this Chapter turned out, but oh well... Hope you like it:)


"Tony!"

Loki had just laid his eyes on a strange black box resting on the bed of his room.

"Hey Lokes, what's the prob?"

Tony stalked into the room.

"What is this mystical, black box that has found its way into my room?"

Tony burst out laughing, before his expression changed into one of total seriousness.

"Wait, you seriously don't know? Where have you been living, under a rock? This is hilarious."

Tony's newly found smirk quickly left his face at Loki's deathly glare.

"I beg your pardon. Asgard is definitely not a rock!"

"Okay, Okay. It's just an expression. FYI, you know, for your information, in case you were wondering… Don't look at me like that… Anyways, that thing is called a computer, and it's… You know..? I'll just show you how to use it."


"And that's how you use a…"

Tony had just finished an hour long speech about computers and how they work, when he noticed that Loki wasn't paying attention, but rather typing away wildly on the keyboard.

"Loki, what are you doing? Hey, wait! COME BACK HERE!"

Loki had just sprinted out of the room, with the computer, laughing manically with an evil grin on his face.


"TONY STARK YOU –" (The next words used in is sentence, were so crude and impressingly colorful that the writer of this story decided that it would not be appropriate in a story such as this) "TELL THAT –" (*Beep, beep, beep*) "MASCINE OF YOURS TO LET ME IN!"

At this moment Tony had taken cower behind his brand new couch, that by the way was very cool, but not at all a good hiding spot.

"Sir, it would seem that Nick Fury is demanding to be let in." The British voice of JARVIS stated… Was that amusement in his voice?

"I can hear that JARVIS. Don't let him in. I'm not home."

"Too late."

They heard a ding and a seriously pissed off Nick Fury stormed into the room.

"ANTONY EDWARD STARK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE OR I SWEAR I WILL-" (Do you think he would turn too dust if I tried to wash his mouth with soap?) "-KILL YOU!"

"What's up Nicky?" Tony asked as casually as possible while he crawled out from behind the couch.

"What was so important that you had to come all the way over here?"

"OH SHUT THE-"

"Justtell me already, what exactly have I supposedly done now?"

If possible, Fury now looked even more furious.

"YOU KNOW-" (Fury…) "WHAT YOU DID! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO HACK SHIELD!"

The shock on Tony's face was priceless.

"Wait… WHAT?" He could just not understand what had happened. If there was one thing he was sure of, it was that he had no hacked SHIELD, at least not very recently. At least, he didn't think he had… But if not him then…DAMMIT LOKI!

"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE, BECAUSE ALL THE FREAKING COMPUTERS WILL SHOW ARE-" (I am warning you. I will hunt you down and wash your mouth with soap.) "KITTY PICTURES!"

If it wasn't for the… Actually, there wasn't anything that could oppose what Tony saw, but that was impossible because Tony could have sworn that for a moment, Fury almost looked scared.

"FIX IT!"

"Whoa there One eyed pirate man, calm down or you're gonna set fire to something. I will have you know that I have not hacked SHIELD in at least a month, which by the way is a new record." Yhe pride in Tony's voice was so obviously fake that it was almost painful.

"And tell me, why exactly should I believe y-Aahhhh!"

Fury let out a girly scream and did a giant leap to the top of a shelf stocked away in the opposite corner of the room.

"What the-"

"Meow." A black cat strode into the room almost as if it owned the place, you know, the way cats usually choose to walk into rooms.

The whole situation was so amusing that Tony was having a hard time not breaking down in laughter.

Meanwhile Fury had gotten over his earlier shock and had quite impressingly managed to crawl down from the shelf. As he had regained his composure, he said, "Err, as I said, you will fix the problem immediately, and now it would seem that I have some super-secret agent business to take care of. Have a nice day…" Fury then proceeded to glare at the cat, that that for some reason looked like it was having the time of its life, before running, looking very important indeed, out of the room.

"Okaay…" Tony said before getting back to work… and hunting down a certain god of mischief, whatever came first. Where did that cat come from by the way? Probably another one of Loki's ,oh so magnificent, pranks.

Right then Bruce walked into the room.

"Hey Tony, what's up?"

"Except for the sky? Nothing much. Did you know that Fury is afraid of cats?"

Bruce looked confused, then looked down at the black cat that was now nuzzling Tony's leg.

"Is that why Loki's cat is here?"

…"LOKI!"


Tony: I thought I told Loki that he couln't keep that damn kitty!

Fury: Why does he get to curse and I dont

Me: Because he is awesome

Fury: Grumbles in the backgrond.

Okay, so I know this chapter is kind of short, but I hope you liked it anyway. Sooo, tell me what you think:)