Revenge of the Feline
The theme for the Itchy and Scratchy song played, with Star Wars style credits. The screen started playing Itchy and Scratchy. Itchy was tied to a train track, helplessly screaming. Scratchy then came driving a Japanese bullet train at Itchy. Itchy was crushed instantly and an orgy of blood and guts spilled out of the bottom of the train. Scratchy then did not know what he wanted to do next, as he had finally gotten his revenge on Itchy.
Scratchy, on a walk, found a cloaked, wrinkly figure who knew about something. Scratchy told him " I killed the mouse at long last, now what do I do". The man said" I will teach you to act on your anger and hatred through the Dark Side of the Force." Scratchy said "I don't know, that seems a bit like Itchy was." The man said "Itchy was merely weak willed, and did not know the power of the Dark Side." The man told Scratchy his wife was going to die soon as well. Scratchy then joined, was dubbed "Darth Felinus" and then was then given his first order as a Sith Lord: kill Poochie.
Poochie was rapping to his favorite Sean Combs song one day on a basketball court when he noticed something was wrong. A dead bird that had been electrocuted was present on the court. Scratchy then said: "Time to die Poochie, as you have ruined our show." Scratchy then drew out his red lightsaber and drove it to Poochie's throat and then said "Any last words, traitor." Poochie howled and said "please do not kill me", but Scratchy killed Poochie and mounted his head on his wall in his house. Scratchy then fell into a pit of lava, the old man rescued him and then; in a black suit of armor Scratchy found out his wife was dead and said NOOOOOO."
The End