Three Kids and Counting:
The bigoted archangel Flanders gazed below. He saw Bart's wickedness and wanted to reform him. He snatched Bart from the Simpson household after Bart was asleep. Flanders then muttered "no more shorts-eating" while Flanders forced him to watch "Passion of the Christ" over and over again until Bart obeyed every command. Bart then said:" I will be even more of a brat to my sister than before as she is a heathen liberal." Flanders said "good, she has angered God with her wickedness."
Bart then, when Lisa was studying for her math test, tore apart her Tegan and Sara poster. Lisa said "hey, I love that band: the fact they are into girls is not a big deal and is actually quite empowering." Bart said "The Quin Sisters are doomed to go to hell for the crime of lesbianism." Bart then was sent to his room by Marge after she saw him do this, but said "this seems strange, I never saw him act so religious".
Bart then got Flanders hired at Springfield Elementary as a would teach creationism in class. Flanders then said "We are going to learn about how God got all the animals on the Ark". Ralph then asked "with crayons?" Flanders said "No, with miracles and faith." Lisa then stormed out of the room and asked for Marge to homeschool her. The agony for Lisa, now homeschool, continued until Bart suddenly found out that Flanders was not an angel at all when his wings ran out of juice and was really a con artist. After Bart returned to normal, Flanders was sent to prison, in a men's prison near the women's prison in Orange is the New Black and screamed "NOOOOO!"
The End