Middle Earth's Karaoke Corner

by Jedi Ani Unduli

A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Seventh one up. It's amazing what inspiration can come when your face is getting froze during work. A little cold never kept us down. At least we aren't trying to cross Caradhas! Read, enjoy, and please review!

4. Can't Be Caged

I'm sorry for the delay. I was busy at college, forgot all about this song I was working on, and then when summer started realized I needed to update a lot of stories. This is one that is definitely overdue! Hope you enjoy this rendition of Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus!

Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings books and movies are not mine by copyright. I wish they were, but they're not. :-)

Can't Be Caged

Parody of "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus

(Witch-King Slayer)

For those who don't know me,

I may seem a bit crazy

Have to wield a sword, yep

All of my own accord

'Cause I'm odd like that

Every guy, everywhere

Just ignores my skill of weapon

Like I'm another woman

I always get stuck with them,

'Cause I look like that

I ignore guys because they

Tyin' up my hands

They try to cage me

But they realize they can't

And every tomorrow is a day I never plan

If you're gonna be my man understand

I can't be caged

I can't be tamed

I can't be chained

I can't, can't, I can't, can't be caged

I can't be changed

I can't be tamed

I can't be, can't be, I can't be caged

If there was a question about my abilities,

I'll show ya

I'm not here to sell ya

Or send you to the Abyss

(I'm not a wretch like that)

I'm a good fighter (5)

And Shieldmaiden of Rohan, dork (9)

If you can understand me, (7)

We can chop some Orc, (6)

I'm tough like that (4)

I wanna fly,

I wanna fight,

I wanna go

I wanna be a part of something I don't know

And if you try to hold me back, off will I go

Milord, by now you should know

I can't be caged

I can't be tamed

I can't be chained

I can't, can't, I can't, can't be caged

I can't be changed

I can't be tamed

I can't be, can't be, I can't be caged

Well I'm not a toy you play, (7)

I'm made a different way (7)

I'm not a mistake, (5)

I'm not a flake, (4)

It's set in stone in my soul (7)

Don't cage me

Don't cage me

Don't cage me

Don't cage me

(I can't be caged)

I wanna fly,

I wanna fight,

I wanna go

I wanna be a part of something I don't know

And if you try to hold me back, off will I go

Milord, by now you should know

I can't be caged

I can't be tamed

I can't be chained

I can't, can't, I can't, can't be caged

I can't be changed

I can't be tamed

I can't be, can't be, I can't be caged

Read and Review, please!