Thanks to Nirette for this plot bunny! I read the review (and let me say, you can suggest all you want; I may or may not do it depending on my mood and whether I think it feasible), listened to the song, and *bam* this was born. To the rest of you, thank you for reviewing and loving the parodies!
Cookies and kudos go out to those who sing this in a Gollum-esque voice.
Disclaimer: Not mine at all...
Yellow
Parody of "Yellow" by Coldplay
Look at the Precious,
Look how it shines for us,
And everything we do,
Yesss, its shines all yellow.
You came along,
We killed our friend for you,
And all the things we do,
And you shone so yellow.
So when I put you on,
Oh the things that I've done
To keep you mine, Precious.
Your size,
Oh yeah your size and voice,
Turn into
Something Precious,
You know,
You know we love you so,
You know we love you so.
We went away,
I hid in fear with you,
Eat raw fishes we do.
'Cause you are so yellow,
I burned away,
I burned away with you,
Yes, I died with you, too,
And you remained my Precious.
Your size,
Oh yeah your size and voice,
Turn into
Something Precious,
And you know,
For you we'd bleed ourselves dry,
For you we'd bleed ourselves dry.
It's true,
Look how we work for you,
Look how we eat for you,
Look how we sleep for,
Look how we stalk for you,
Look how we kill for you,
Look how we live.
Look at the Precious,
Look how it shines for us,
And everything we do.
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