Middle Earth's Karaoke Corner

by Jedi Ani Unduli

A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Seventh one up. It's amazing what inspiration can come when your face is getting froze during work. A little cold never kept us down. At least we aren't trying to cross Caradhas! Read, enjoy, and please review!

6. Fellowship

Disclaimer: I don't own the original music. I do my own insanity, which makes this song all the more awesome. :-) You know what to do when you finish. If not, please review.

Fellowship

Parody of "Crazy Kids" by Ke$ha

Hello, wherever we are
Walking south from Rivendell or climbing Caradhras
Journey on over hill to sleep under stars
And we could care less 'cause that's just who we are

And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, the Fellow, the Fellowship
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, we are the
The Fellowship of the Ring

We see you in the town standin' there solemn
Ain't givin' cheer for us on this or wishin'
Much at all
Mission this is
Ya worryin' is useless
Almost a nuisance

Ya'll bid farewell so start we may
And don't shed tears, don't spread pain
Burden for him the Ring be
To Mount Doom we will journey
All nine in our company
Against the Riders, Ringwraiths who they?
Complaints, please just spare us
We try avoid all ruckus
And ya wanna stay way from us
'Cause we crazy Fellowship-uhs

Hello, wherever we are
Walking south from Rivendell or climbing Caradhras
Journey on over hill to sleep under stars
And we could care less 'cause that's just who we are

And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, the Fellow, the Fellowship
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, we are the
The Fellowship of the Ring

You see us on the plain walking off our pain
P-P-People stand up there, you try to name us
Think you know us, Think you know us
Counting off
All our Fellowship in the Mines,

Start – name them off!
First Meriadoc
Next is Peregrin with his pack
G-Gimli t-teasing Legolas
Gandalf with his staff has (6)
Talks with Aragorn about the path (8)
Boromir contains his wrath (7)
Last is Ringbearer and his Samwise
L-let's j-just go, GO!

Hello, wherever we are
Walking south from Rivendell or climbing Caradhras
Journey on over hill to sleep under stars
And we could care less 'cause that's just who we are

And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, the Fellow, the Fellowship
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, we are the

Once to Mordor and then It's gone
You see us, the crazy ones
But we gon' keep on questin' 'til it's done
'Cause you know the walking never ends
And tomorrow we're gonna do it again
We're the ones that hide hard
We laugh hard, we fight hard
Against Dark Sauron!

Hello, wherever we are
Walking south from Rivendell or climbing Caradhras
Journey on over hill to sleep under stars
And we could care less 'cause that's just who we are

And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, the Fellow, the Fellowship
And we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
The Fellowship, we are the
The Fellowship of the Ring