A/N: Thanks for the review, DarkPaladin000. I tried lengthening this one as I realized that I might miss a few details if I made it as short as the last two.
Right after defeating Tuesday, Arthur woke up in his mom's hospital. "Here we go again," Arthur sighed as he found an invitation underneath his pillow from who else but Lady Wednesday. "This is totally a surprising coincidence that I sure would have not expected even though I'm in a children's fantasy novel." So, of course, something related to Wednesday brought him back. Now, most would have assumed it would be a ship in the likes of the Dawn Treader or another archetypal grand fantasy boat, but this was the point in which Mr. Nix realized he was becoming trite. Instead, what came crashing in was the ocean itself, bringing Leaf as well for reasons that were surely not plot points. In an AMAZING AND SPECTACTULAR twist of events, Leaf was accidentally picked up by the ship that was supposed to deliver Arthur. A bunch of important stuff soon happened because of this mix-up, including the arrival of a designated exposition sorcerer, more info on Wednesday, and a battle with Feverfew. However, Wednesday's Dawn soon caught wind of this dire mistake and quickly brought Arthur to meet Wednesday. More exposition was provided, and Arthur finally understood what he was supposed to do. In typical fantasy hero style, he ordered his crew to voyage into Wednesday, grab the Will, kill Feverfew, and get the hell out of there. All was done as planned, but not before Wednesday succumbed to some really bad Nothing-caused diarrhea. This was not really a problem anymore, so Arthur put her out of her misery by zapping her with her key.
It was in this book that Arthur came to terms with the fact that he was in a fantasy story and had no choice but to agree to his heroic calling. "Alright, time to off Sir Thursday next." he grumbled.