Escalation

by egolagoon

I insist on writing nothing before 3 am. Forgive me for any mistakes - mistakes that aren't this entire fic, I mean. [2:41] ISaac(worst): fight me shiroe [2:42] ISaac(worst): u won't

3. Adults

[6:24] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: im too drunk o drive

[6:25] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: some one pick me up

[6:27] loyalninja: Well, at least three one responsible adult among us.

[6:27] loyalninja: there's*

[6:28] shiro: ah, yes. The one wasted outside of some shitty club at six am in the morning.

[6:31] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: Shiroe shut t up

[6:33] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: it was mosty lmodiocre actually

[6:34] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: piss beer

[6:34] nicehiar: You're downtown, right? I can pick you up.

[6:35] nicehiar: I'll drop you at Shiroe's.

[6:35] shiro: don't b ring him h e

[6:35] shiro: fuck.

[6:37] shiro: you're parasites. All of you.

[6:38] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: k

[6:39] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: but hurry

[6:39] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: ii just punch ed a guy n he is bleeding I thin k

[6:40] nicehiar: What?

[6:40] shiro: RESPONSIBLE ADULT

[6:41] loyalninja: Oml. Is he okay?

[6:41] I recommend kicking him in the sack while he's down, champ

[6:42] nicehiar: Christ man I'm on my way