"So what exactly did you do to him?" Roach asked curiously

"I left him in that ditch near the inner skirts of the base." Axis said simply, shrugging

"Oh..."

"Just like that?" Archer asked

"It was really hard. Believe me."

"Do you think they would have found him now?"

"I dunno. But if they haven't, I have an awesome idea."

Meanwhile...

"Ghost! Where are you?!" Meat shouted on top of his lungs. For over a half an hour they were searching for him, but no avail. Now most of them were starting to believe Meat.

"Hey Meat!" Kick called out to him. He turned around and mouthed 'what'.

"Let's make a bet."

"Okay."

"Look. If Ghost is dead I'll give you a hundred dollars and if he's alive I'll jump off a cliff."

"You sure about that dude?"

"A 100%."

"Will you two muppets cut the chatter and look for Ghost?!" Mactavish yelled at them from a distance. They just hung their heads and continued looking for him.

*another half an hour later*

Logan yawned again and hugged his brother closely. "I wanna sleep." He mumbled. Hesh was almost taking all of his weight on himself. "Not now Logan. We're looking for Ghost remember?" But he heard no reply. Logan's steady rise and fall of his chest proved that he was asleep. "Oh god.."

He looked around and found Keegan staring at him. "What?" he asked, confused

"Hmm? Oh.. sorry. It's just that, Logan looks cute while sleeping." He said with a small smile. "Let me carry him back to the base."

"Okay sure." Keegan took Logan from Hesh's arms and lifted him in bridal style. Hesh continued to stare at him. Will he be okay? What if he drops him? Or he kills him? No, it can't be true. Keegan can be trusted. Relax Hesh, relax. He went back to his job of finding Ghost.

Meanwhile... Keegan kept staring at Logan, which means he wasn't even paying attention to his surroundings. The path which he had 'accidentally' taken was full of bushes. He continued walking until he heard some weird noises. He stopped in his tracks and looked around. Finding no one, he cautiously moved forward and pulled out his gun. He heard another noise, but this time from a bush. He aimed his gun at the bush, waiting for the intruder to attack.

But it turned out to be a cat. Keegan lowered his gun and chuckled to himself. Suddenly he felt a presence of someone behind him. He, not knowing what to do, turned around. Only to be met face to face to the scary mask of Axis, who was not wearing her glasses. Her face was painted completely black, with a few red smudges here and there and she was wearing red lenses which gave her a horrifying look. He screamed on top of his lungs and dropped Logan. "Ahh... What the hell?" Logan said rubbing his head, which hit the ground hardly. He turned to the said person... and screamed too. Both of them got up and ran away screaming.

After the two were out of sight, Axis burst out laughing. She laughed so hard that she was literally crying. She wiped her tears and switched on her comms. "Hey Roach."

"Yes?" Roach's voice said

"You missed the fun."

"Ah... I always miss it."

"Plan A was successful, now go to plan B. Oh and look as scary as you can."

"Rodger that. See you in five."

Axis saw the others approaching her. But before they could see her, she used the invisibility cloak (the one from AW, lol) and descended into the darkness.

"So, Keegan and Logan where is the monster?" Mactavish asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"I-I-I s-swear! It was r-right here... an-and.. It was also... wearing a-a scary mask! J-just like the one... Axis has!" Logan stuttered out.

Others raised their eyebrows while Keegan and Hesh face palmed because it was too obvious. Logan realized what he had just said and felt embarrased.

"Wow Logan, your brain decides to stop working at the perfect timing." a voice whispered into his ear

Logan quickly turned around and saw no one. "Uh.. guys? There was someone behind me just now..." He gave a worried look to Hesh who widened his eyes and stared behind him.

"Y-you sure?" he stammered

Logan didn't reply and kept staring behind them with a look of horror on his face. The look he had made everyone turn around and look at what he was staring at.

A dark figure whose body was illuminated by the moon light, with sharp claws on its hand with blood stains and the same mask he was talking about; was standing there.

Everybody screamed.

"Holy shit! WTF is that!?" Meat shouted

"Aaaaaaaahhhh!" Logan screamed and hid behind Keegan.

"OMG! We're gonna die! RUN!"

Everybody ran except Kick and Hesh, whose collars were in the hands of the figure.

"Relax guys. It's just me." Axis said

"Axis?!" both of them said together in unison

"Yup. It was just a prank played by our team. They should be here by now." Axis said, turning towards the bushes. Five figures who looked like zombies, walked out of the bushes.

Kick, being a jerk, tried to run but was held by Axis. "LET ME GO! THESE ZOMBIES WILL EAT ME! AAH!" He squirmed under her hold but finally gave up. Kick eyed the five five of them, immediately recognizing them.

Archer walked up to Kick and held his arms up high as if he was gonna claw him and growled at him. Kick literally peed his pants. He slid down against a tree and held his head in his arms. He felt something wet and looked down.

"Oh shit." Kick cursed

"What happened Kick?" Archer asked with a shit eating grin on his face. His eyes fell on his pants, which were wet. Archer widened his eyes burst out laughing. Others looked at him, confused. Archer pointed at Kick's pants and they also roared with laughter. Axis toppled over laughing and hit her head against a nearby tree. Others laughter doubled. Tears stung in their eyes for laughing so much. Axis continued laughing with them.

Kick stood there with a beet red face, a mixture of shyness, embarrassment and anger.

"Screw you guys!" he shouted and headed towards the barracks. They glanced at him at they all shouted together "BYE MR. PEEPEE PANTS!" They continued laughing at the hilarious nickname.

The remaining Ghosts and the 141 were tired and weak. They were so distracted by the tiredness that they forgot to notice the ditch.

"C'mon guys.. mm... I'm sleepy." Meat mumbled, half asleep.

"Just a little further." Mactavish said, his voice contained with weakness.

"Keegan?" Logan muttered, leaning on Keegan

"Yeah Logan?"

"Take me to your bed."

"Not now Logan, we have to focus on finding Ghost." Keegan said wrapping an arm around him.

"Save me from this world of tiredness!" Royce yelled. He glanced at the pair and started singing, "Blow a kiss, Fire a gun. We need someone to lean on! Blow a kiss, Fire a gun. All we need is somebody to lean on!~"

The others (except Logan) suddenly felt a bit more awake by listening to Royce's horrible voice. They held their ears as if they were bleeding.

"Royce! Stop your horrible singing and focus!" and with that Royce stopped. Logan fell asleep in Keegan's arms and whispered in his sleep. "There's no better place than Keegan's arms." Keegan seemed to have heard him and kissed him on his forehead before picking him up.

They finally came across the ditch, which stunk like crap. Meat, Merrick and Chemo seemed to be gagging at the smell, "This place stinks like shit." They held their nose to stop the horrible smell.

They finally saw Ghost lying on his right side, with his torn mask and clothes. He looked so beaten up that some of them even started pitying him.

Soap held him on his shoulders and started walking back to the base. Their footsteps were the only sound that was heard in the dark. The clouds around the full moon were clearing.

They heard a howl of a wolf (well, almost). They stopped in their path and got close to each other.

"C-captain? I'm scared." Rook whimpered.

"Don't worry Rook its-" He was cut off with the sound of footsteps. All of them turned around and saw seven figures limping towards them.

"What.. is this?" Meat said pointing his finger at them.

"Zombies." Royce whispered into his ear. Meat gave the loudest scream in his life and fainted. The others screamed too and started running around like mad people until they passed out from lack of sleep.

The Pranksters high-fived each other. "Okay so, whom should we take?" Hesh asked placing his hands on his hips.

"Lets leave them for now. Our turn's over."Axis said walking away with the six behind her.

Extra: Kick was admiring himself in the mirror admiring his wet spot. "Damn, that's gonna leave a mark. And hopefully they don't find him, I don't wanna break my bones."

Ahh... my back. *stretches* It hurts after writing this chapter today. I was starting to forget this story until today. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this chapter cause I did. A lot. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorited and followed. And if any of you have any awesome ideas for pranks, PM me. PLEASE REVIEW! *makes puppy dog eyes*