[1:40] nicehiar: Hey guys, I just read a study that says one in four American highschool kids are gay.
[1:42] loyalninja: William, nobody here is a highschooler.
[1:42] NNOATSUGU: coughshouryuhackcough
[1:43] But that must still apply after you've finished your education too, right? Assuming that most everyone who goes to high school in America stays as a permanent citizen.
[1:44] loyalninja: And to assume so would obviously be to assume WRONG. Are you or are you not a scientist?
[1:45] NNOATSUGU: it's me. im the gay one, im sorry to be forcd t break the news on suchs Horst notice
[1:45] shiro: I have a green card, permission to do something more productive than trying and failing to figure out who's fucked who?
[1:46] loyalninja: Wait, what? What are you talking about? No. Permission denied, dammit!
[1:46] NNOATSUGU: oh come one this is easy I know shiro has slept with ever ybody in this chat room at lest once, so that's half the mystical solved alredyd
[1:48] shiro: Woah, woah, that's quite the accusation.
[1:49] KrustyKrabHAhFUNNYJOKE: can confirm, first hand witness.
[1:49] NNOATSUGU: okay mabe not Shouryu he's like ten
[1:49] nicehiar: (Hahah I knew it.p
[1:50] shiro: I'm feeling awfully confronted,
[1:50] NNOATSUGU: and alright I don't know abto katcookie over there but pretty much every else
[1:51] loyalninja: Naotsugu you need to learn to keep your goddamned mouth shut