Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Xenoblade Chronicles (X), Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, the world, Overwatch [...] and whatever else I might mention in this story... Except Lilia. She is a product of my insanity.
Warning: Scatterbrained Alien-Child, Kaguya's X-rated Guide, wastelands... oh, and some plot. For your own safety, don't read this at school, during a brain surgery or while you are driving a car.
Ages
Hyuuga Hinata: 2 (One day before her birthday)
Hyuuga Hiashi: 32
Hyuuga Hinoka: 23
Ootsutsuki Lilia: 3
December 26 - Hyuuga Compound - the day before the Hyuuga affair
PoV: Third person: Hiashi
Five minutes.
"Uh... Neechan, that's not supposed to... bend that way..."
"It isn't my fault that the physics aren't ignoring my shenanigans."
They were only unsupervised for five minutes.
"Not everyone can simply... ignore the laws of physics..."
"I'm not ignoring them! I simply treat them like that one ex-friend who isn't allowed to see me anymore. Figuratively, of course."
And within this timeframe...
"Still... didn't we... overdid it... a bit?"
"But how am I supposed to control the fabric of Space-Time without extensively practicing it?"
... these two managed...
"Maybe we should... have asked father beforehand, so he could have... de-sig-na-ted... a proper area for us."
"Hey, he had asked for initiative, so he got initiative. You wanted to improve your sight with your Byakugan and I wanted to test out 'Yomotsu Hirasaka'. I was finally able to read past the tentacle monsters and I am not going to waste an opportunity to learn a borderline Op technique!"
... to deform the backyard into a paradoxical, warped wasteland.
"But shouldn't you... start with the... basics? Like chakra control?"
"Do you know how HARD that is? I am barely three years old and already have borderline kage-level reserves... not counting the biological fallout I throw up. If this goes on, I have Ichibi- or Nibi-level reserves when I am twelve! Do you know how hard it is for me to keep the leaf from NOT incinerating within an blink of an eye already when I do THAT exercise? Tearing a rift into the fabrics of Space-Time IS already supposed to be something basic!"
"But... were you not working on... creating a replica of a... bijuudama?"
"It's the only other chakra-control-exercise I could come up with that doesn't involve trees or water. However, I ran out of balloons, thank you very much! Now get back to improving your Byakugan!"
"H-hai!"
Hiashi proceeded to look dumbstruck at his two daughters. He honestly didn't knew if he should be proud of Hinata being able to activate her Byakugan at her young age or scolding the both of them for the mess they caused. Again.
He took the neutral route and let out a relatively loud cough. A rare action... for a Hyuuga.
Hinata froze and stopped doing whatever she was doing. She slowly turned her head around to face her father. Her adopted sister, Lilia, followed her example and gave the clan head a sheepish smile.
For everyone not accustomed with the 'siblings', they would be an odd sight for them: A young girl with lavender-white eyes and cut-short, dark blue hair sitting piggyback on a young, in-the-air-hovering girl with the same lavender-white eyes, but ridiculously long, pale purple hair.
One a human, the other an alien whose hair apparently consists out of crystallized chakra. Both of them flying on top of the corrupted remains of an once beautiful garden.
Lovely. It isn't even Tuesday yet.
Hiashi silently motioned the two of them to come into the dojo. They obeyed.
He had to teach them how to fatally injure their opponents with the pinky finger, after all. Oh, and Lilia still didn't knew how to read.
December 27 - Morning
PoV: Our flying, space-time-bending biohazard
Don't worry about the future, It's alright~
Because a better picture we can't find~
Just like our dreams, They gotta be free, So~
Anyway, Let's move on~
I am currently lying half-asleep on a tree branch somewhere on the still intact part of the gardens, reciting some lyrics of songs I had the pleasure of listening to while playing games in my past life. And since I mostly grew up with Nintendo...
Anyways. While 'Don't worry' is not my most favorite song, I think it fits the general situation of me simply being here and all. Also, you gotta have to love Hiroyuki Sawano. He does some good stuff.
Err, yea, and it is also infinite times better to listen to a song inside your thoughts than to Neji's screams as he gets the caged bird seal applied on his forehead. Really now, it is done somewhere in the compound and his screams are SO loud that one might think that the whole sealing-thingy is done right on the bottom of this tree... Privacy seals? What are privacy seals?
Another, but a different scream... They are sealing multiple people at once on this day... Hinata has to watch this entire ordeal being done 'in honor' of her birthday and officially becoming heiress.
She must be horrified right now.
Over the rainbow, There's a glorious sight~
It's lighting our dreams and I hope we're alright~
We're all the same, even if from another world~
We don't belong here anymore~
I watch as the dawn breaks through the gloom. Today is the day of Hinata's third birthday as well as the day of the kidnapping attempt. The day which marks the beginning of my big sister's downward spiral concerning her confidence. The day on which Hiashi will rescue his daughter while killing the kidnapper on the spot. The day that will most likely 'seal the fate' of Hizashi Hyuuga.
Today is a Tuesday.
A small sigh escaped my lips. Should I try to rewrite history... if there is a 'history' to rewrite? Or should I just let things happen and not care at all?
I had once tried to use telekinesis on a guinea pig with foreign chakra flowing through it (read: Hiashi), but said foreign chakra had disrupted my mental hold on it by simply existing and circulating itself. I couldn't move that victi-err, guinea pig at all... But it was momentarily confused though.
So, sending the Kumo-ninja straight to the clouds (heh) was out.
'Yomotsu Hirasaka', Kaguya's teleportation technique, would have been nice to have, but... Well, I'm in the really, really, really early stages of getting that move down. So 'let the Kumo-Ninja trip into a portal which is conveniently connected with one located on the moon' was no viable option... Which might be a good thing, really. I don't know if I would have been able to save Hinata from being pulled through the portal into the endless abyss of space.
So making a reference to the final Portal 2-Boss was out, too.
Blasting a 'tailed beast ball' into the kidnapper's face? Not possible since I am not able to use it, courtesy of terrible chakra control and not even being able to get anywhere near to mastering the first step of my stepping stone, the Rasengan. That, and I simply want to learn to create a bijuu-bomb just to see if it is possible for me to create one, so I am in no rush.
Theoretically I could throw some rocks at him (read: move boulders via telekinesis) and hope that he trips over one, but I might hit Hinata... and myself.
I am not delusional enough to think that he won't scoop both of us up - I am going to share my sister's 'futon' with her once again, and, gods, she WILL need someone to cry into.
So, yea, Hiashi will have to save both our sorry behinds like the father-with-a-daughter-complex he is supposed to be.
We can go high enough and glide~
All over the world to find our own lives~
Come to the dance with the firebird tonight~
Tonight it's ride or die~
Damn it, Sawano!
Well, I could always kidnap Hinata myself and, well, simply glide through the sky... I would need to burn through my entire chakra reserves if I want to do that for the entire night though. While I can use telekinesis to make myself practically weightless, thus defying gravity, I can't do the same for my sister. I have to, well, constantly 'push' myself to stay up in the sky.
On the positive side: If I weren't 'in tune' or, well, 'familiar' with her chakra signature and the way it resonates within her, we wouldn't be able to fly together at all. I think.
Just some over-complications. Doesn't help that I simply don't know how exactly my telekinesis-ability works. It just does.
Anyways, we could fly through the sky for... err, approximately four hours straight before we just drop to our deaths... Maybe longer if I stay close to the ground (and thus the large reserves of nature chakra), but what would be the point in flying then?
Screw it. I abduct her as soon as the whole sealing thingy is done, stea- borrow Hiashi's purse and fly into the village to get us some dango. It's her birthday, goddamnit! She is supposed to have SOME fun before the... stuff hits the fan!
I became somewhat obsessive, didn't I?
Nah.
One hour and thirty minutes later
So, after many, many more cries originating from some poor, unfortunate souls and me going through various The-Legend-of-Zelda-, Fire-Emblem-, Xenoblade-, Naruto- and various other melodies that still managed to somehow stay stuck inside the depths of my brain-organ-thingy (there were a lot of tracks memorized... somewhat) in order to kill some time, my most favorite adopted 'big' sister in this world walks out of the building, although somewhat shaky on her legs.
Like, my-brain-has-shut-down-and-I-am-fairly-sure-that,-as-soon-as-I-reboot-it-again,-I-will-be-very,-very-traumatized-shaky instead of I-am-traumatized-shaky.
Sooo... How do you comfort someone who is -or will be- clearly traumatized when you remember that you are traumatized yourself (and shoved that trauma-thingy SO far back into your mind, compress it and fill into a really, really tiny bottle)? I am the worst guy... gal... thing when it comes to these things - all I can do is listen... and give a hug or two.
I didn't thought that out very well, didn't I?
...
Well... I might not be able to de-traumatize Hinata, but I am fairly sure I know a certain someone who might be able to do that... when he reached his thirteenth birthday. Maybe earlier, if I am lucky. Naruto's Therapy-No-Jutsu would be really, really helpful. Also: I ship them. That is another big reason why I would appreciate his help.
Yes, I am a terrible, terrible alien-child.
What was my plan again? 'Kidnapping' Hinata and get us some dango, right? Well, it's better than no plan at all... Wait, I wanted to hug her later on so she could cry into me, didn't I? Nah, first sweets, then the other stuff. So, let's scoop her up and...
...
Where is she?
...
Did I got lost in my thoughts (all alone) again? Probably. So, where is she?
The garden is empty (and will continue to be so for... five years max?), she isn't running, err, walking down the... let's call it 'terrace', she isn't inside her room (window is open)...
I wish I could safely use the Byakugan... I don't know what would happen when I would channel chakra into my eyes to activate that pair of genetic awesomeness. Remember, invisible, nonexistent audience, my chakra-control is abysmal. Like... I am fairly sure that three years old Naruto would be better at it than me. Probably. Maybe. So, before I do something stupid (again) and eyeballs explode as a consequence, I better wait until I manage to gain some descent control over the free food in the atmosphere.
... Chakra equals food. Huh... So THAT is the reason why I mostly eat solid (and liquid) food once a week... give or take some months...
Ootsutsuki-biology is weird. That will be my most used excuse for everything concerning me, right?
... I got distracted again, didn't I?
So, yea... Where would Hinata be right now? Her room, right? Doing this whole... dressing-properly-thingy, right? Because... if you are being kidnapped, you have to dress yourself like a princess in order to be rescued... at some point. That's how it works, right?
Wait, I just confirmed that she isn't inside her room.
...
I am horribly scatterbrained today.
GAH, to hell with it! If I can't find her and I won't leave my comfortable spot up here on the tree, so I'm just gonna read that X-rated guide of Kaguya... Why does she have to be a pervert? WHY?
What did I want to do again? Ah, yes, guide...
If you have problems with creating two portals (created via Yomotsu Hirasaka) and synchronizing them with each other, then don't bother to create the second one: You will just be thrown into a parallel dimension directly linked to the one you just left and be 'one with nature', as most natives would say. One has to enter Parallel Dimension A in order to understand what it actually does. Anyways, you then can either directly manipulate Dimension A by altering Parallel Dimension A in any way you want (for further explanations, read "How to crush your Ex with his own-)
No, I am skipping that part!
... or you can then create a portal that leads back to Dimension A. Due to a lack of females (thanks to most males in long-lasting-relationships murdering their daughters so they don't go out on dates (!))male (and in very rare cases female) representatives of our species tend to-
Gods, WHY?
Sigh... Alright, it's time to make my eyeballs explode.
So, I just have to focus the chakra-apple-juice-thingy into my eyeballs and-
Something breaks the sound barrier... And my vision turns white...
PoV: Third person: Hiashi
It's just another Tuesday. It's just another Tuesday. It's just...
If they were able to see him, the casual average citizen of Konoha would think that Hiashi Hyuuga seemed to be 'casually' walking through his clan compound to the area where the compound's gardens once were. The Hyuuga knew better.
Their patriarch was irritated, identifiable by the zero-point-zero-zero-two millimeters big drop of sweat on the back of his head. Another easy sign of his irritation was the fact that he left his study way before he had finished his paperwork. Also, everyone who dared to come close to the clan head could hear the muttered mantra. Hiashi's thoughts were that loud.
Oh, and then there is the fact that a shockwave originating from the gardens had somehow pushed his teapot over the edge and onto the bottom area of his robes. No one dared to make a comment about it. After all, it would be a clear case of suicidal intention to do so.
(He had twitched with one of his eyebrows.)
It didn't took long before the clan head stood above the twitching form of his adopted daughter, who, for a lack of a better term, somehow managed to blow herself up... again. The smoke rising from her form was a clear indicator. Her hair was an entire mess of charred, unkempt and/or frizzy strands. Normally, it would be straight and fall down to her kneecaps.
Her white robe had a few holes torn into it, but was otherwise intact. A clear improvement considering the state the gardens are in. That being said, Hiashi focused his attention on her... on Lilia's face: The veins around her eyes were bulged, clear indicators that her Byakugan was activated.
However... she shamelessly drooled out of her half opened mouth.
"So... much... to... see..."
The patriarch concluded that she seemed to be overwhelmed by the amount of information the Byakugan provided her with. And considering the, for a lack of a better word, hands-down ridiculous reserves of chakra the young... ethereal child has access to, combined with her mediocre chakra control, Lilia was unable to deactivate her bloodline right now.
The clan head mentally sighed and picked the lightweight up. After making sure that she would not slip out of his modified 'paperwork'-stance, Hiashi proceeded to softly disrupt the chakra flow heading to her eyes in order to deactivate her eyes manually.
The young... extraterrestrial child instantly awakened out of her daze, blinking twice. "Uhh... What happened?"
"You activated your Byakugan." Hiashi replied evenly.
The young one blinked twice, once again. "I did?"
"Yes." the clan head answered, his voice carefully even again.
"So..." She looked at her clothes, again, blinking twice. "... what happened to my robe?"
"You blew it up." the Hyuuga patriarch patiently responded in an even tone once again.
"Uh-huh..." The girl blinked trice this time. She then faced her adopted father. "So... my eyes didn't explode?"
Hiashi didn't bother to fight the urge to forcefully introduce his face with the inside of his unoccupied, open palm. He took his time and mentally counted down from ten. Finally, his irritation mostly gone (well, not noticeable anymore) he ever so slightly nodded before inquiring. "How much could you see?"
"Uh... I saw... the entirety of Konoha?"
"I see."
"So, now both of them activated their Byakugan?"
"Yes."
"My my, I can practically taste how your bondless euphoria resonates within the air."
"Hinoka."
"Yes, honey~"
"Lilia blew herself up (again) while activating it."
"And?"
"..."
"Hinata and Lilia turned our gardens into a wasteland, right?"
"... right."
"So, why should we be surprised when she blows herself up? It isn't really an uncommon occurrence"
"... That's the point."
"Being?"
"..."
"..."
"... She is corrupting you."
"And?"
"..."
"..."
"... I did something wrong again, didn't I?"
"Hinata is traumatized."
"... and?."
*Smack*
Early afternoon
PoV: Our Kaguya-lookalike
I think Hiashi and Hinoka had... a minor disagreement. Minor in the sense that the 'civilian' member of the Hyuuga-clan leaks some concentrated quality-killing-intent at her husband. The red, hand-shaped mark on the clan head's left cheek is also clearly visible from quite a distance away. Whatever he did, I am fairly sure he deserved it.
That being said, we now attend to a rather important... tea ceremony thingy. 'Important' in the sense of that the third Hokage, Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi, Akimichi Chouza, Aburame Shibi, Uchiha Stinky-Hair as well as their significant others and their children attended to the party... Oh, the 'Head Ninja of Kumogakure' whose official name shall be 'K' (m'kay), Inuzuka Tsume, Eye-patch-dog, Kiba, Hana, the triplets and a big portion of the Hyuuga clan elders as well as some sla- branch family members were here too. The children are here for a play date thingy in order to celebrate Hinata's (and, belated, my) birthday and the grown-ups to, well, sign a worthless document.
From the way Hinoka and Mikoto converse with the other grown-up females as if they were very close siblings I have the strong suspicion that it was their idea. Fugaku and Hiashi don't glare at one another, but instead share a knowing look with the other grown-up males who attended this meeting with their wives. Right now, there were no clan boundaries. There only existed the shared feeling of dread and horror... and the knowledge that none of them were kind enough to kill the other ones off in order to free them from their misery.
So while the grown-ups (plus Hana, Itachi and Kuromaru) do their best to brace themselves for a potential future calamity we, the children, sit on our own table and do the truly important things.
"Truth!"
"Why do you have these weird triangles instead of eyebrows?" a young, clueless Kiba asked.
"Mhh, 'guess that's because I'm not a human. I fell from the sky, ya know? So, let's spin the bottle again!"
Truth or Dare! That's right, invisible audience, this is the truly important stuff. What once originally was me being interrogated by a bunch of three year olds quickly mutated into this fun little game. It is also the only game which allows us to get our sole Uchiha-participant to speak without gaining his older brother's wrath.
Speaking of broody-mc-grumpy-sticks-Jr.: "And the divine bottle of the ancestors choose you, oh silent one, to either share one of your most embarrassing moments with us or create a new one, so that all the participants of our sacred creed shall bathe in your misery. So I, the awesome one, ask you: Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!" the young, naive, clueless, pure boy answered in an annoyed tone, Uchiha-inherent-standard-glare present. Oh, poor, poor Sas'ke.
"I give you three options: Hug Ino," Sasuke and Ino both jumped up in shock and horror. Ah, the good ol' boys/girls are evil/disgusting/boring-phase. ", kiss a boy of your choice," a thing far, FAR worse than the first dare, if you ask most kids. "or ask your father about how babies are made." Said person swallowed on his tea. HARD. As did most of the other fathers on the grown-ups-table, including the future kidnapper and the Sandaime Hokage. The females (and Itachi, for some odd reason) on the other hand quietly snickered, sharing looks filled with mischief.
I. Am. Evil.
Sasuke desperately clung onto a terrified (and apparently enlightened) Ino. Party-pooper.
And the bottle goes round and round and round and round... ... ... to land on me again.
"Truth~" As if I would entertain to do something embarrassing.
The sole Uchiha of our group openly glared at me, having already separated from the young Yamanaka. "Why does the bottle always end up pointing at you when we spin it?" It was more of a demand than a question.
I smiled cheerfully and started to hover in the air. "I'm cheating, of course. Next-"
"That's unfair!" a young Ino basically shrieked, much to all of the participants misfortune.
"Telekinesis is awe-some!~" Really now, it is the best thing ever... After cinnamon buns and Hinata, of course.
"Troublesome."
"How do you do that? How do you fly like that?" broody-mc-grumpy-sticks-Jr. demanded.
I smiled brightly. "It's just me being awesome."
"But big brother is awesome, too. He can't fly like that." Wow, little duck-butt hasn't protested when I called myself awesome. If I am lucky, he might be minion-material! Hell yes!
"Neechan doesn't actually know how it works."
The audience focused their gazes on my poor, poor big sister after she had finally come back to the world of the living lunatics... and from the sound of her 'Eep' she is very uncomfortable with the sudden attention she gets.
That being said... Screw the formal attire. "Who wants to play Ninja?"
Undivided attention and approval from every male as well as reluctant agreement from Hinata, Ino and Shikamaru.
"All-righty then... I am the main villain who has a zombie-puppet-leader-villain who also has a childish-puppet-leader-villain with his own puppet-leader-villain. That or the expensive, ridiculously overpowered DLC-mercenary."
"That are a lot of puppet-leaders." Choji commented, all the while munching on a bag of chips.
"I heard you want to 'play Ninja'," a certain person who most likely will kill almost all of his clan members in a single night somewhere in the future made himself known directly behind me.
I smiled. "Yep. You can be the cool, aloof and overly relaxed Jonin-sensei who doesn't give a... thing about what is going on and is constantly two hours late-"
"You mean Kakashi." Itachi hasn't asked.
"Yea, that guy. Ino, you will be the token female who get's ridiculously strong near the middle of the play... That or you can be the crazy poison mistress who loves to torture her own teammates."
"POISON!" Ino shouted with SO much enthusiasm that I just can't find a fitting description for it. It also seems to be disturbing that she giggles like a maniac.
"Shino," said child seemed to be mildly surprised that someone actually realized that he existed, if the eyebrows rising from his glasses are anything to go by, "I am sorry that I have to do this to you (not), but you are going to be the T&I-specialist."
"Acceptable."
"Kiba, you will be the deadlast who will rise above everyone and save the world from the evil vegetable goddess."
The Inuzuka seemed to be offended at first, then thought it over, grinned and nodded in affirmation. "Hell yes! Leave it to the alpha male!"
"Hana," little Kiba jumped up in fright as his sister's name was called. Said female, who stood behind her brother now (smirking, of course), "You will be the caring, optimistic Jonin-sensei who periodically gives her young brother a whack on his head."
She smirked brightly now... I think I made a new friend... or she just really loves to torture her younger brother. The male Inuzuka's face twisted in horror.
"Sasuke, you will be the princess."
"WHAT?"
I really, really wished I had a camera right now. Princess's face is priceless!
"As I said, Sasuke will be the princess who gets at least one power up every five minutes - maybe two, if he isn't overpowered enough. He then get's his behind handed to him from zombie-puppet-leader-villain, gains half of the power of the Sage of the Six Paths after six thousand filler episodes... Sorry, got distracted."
"Can't we just do what we want? All your planning is just far too troublesome." Nara Sikamaru: The voice of reason.
"Fiiine, let's just roll our faces over the plot. I still demand that Sasuke is the princess though."
"Why do I have to be the princess? Can't she" he pointed at Hinata (who hides behind me) "do the role?"
"Nah, I just don't want her to be the damsel in distress. Way to cliché." I clapped my hands together before Hinata had a chance to get lost in her traumatizing thoughts (all alone) again. "Alright, let's go to the wastelands!"
"Don't you mean 'the gardens'?" a curious Mini-Ino asked.
"Is there a difference?"
Nighttime
Playing Ninja in the deformed wastelands that once were beautiful, green and lively gardens was kinda fun... and dangerous... but still, mostly fun... somewhat... a bit... not...
Mini-Kiba and Mini-Princess got into a brawl and Itachi, being the overprotective brother and twisted pacifist he is, released (mild) killing-intent when his brother got hurt. I got caught in the crossfire, found out that the intent to seriously hurt some unfortunate soul really messes with telekinetic prowess, touched the ground and, well... Grandma floor shoved far too much delicious food into me. Needless to say, no one was in the mood to play afterwards.
So, yea... Meanwhile, the absolutely worthless document got signed, with the major clan heads as the witnesses. Agent K apparently stays overnight because, well, reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with a potential kidnapping of the clan's heiress and her as-a-snuggle-thingy-abused adoptive little sister.
Hinata has a strong grip, invisible audience. Combine that with the simple fact that I am... well... let's just say that... ya know... if you fly through the air all the time... and don't... ya know...
Let's just say that an one-year-old has more pure physical strength than me. Yes, I am that pathetic.
It's not like I need physical strength anyways. After all, theoretically I just have to poke things with Gentle-Fist-strikes... Juuken-strikes... That stuff. Too bad that I have absolutely no Idea how to use it. The first time I tried to push chakra out of my hands I blew myself up for the first time... Apparently I used the One-God-version of Kaguya's Eighty Gods: Vacuum Attack.
Then I passed out because of chakra exhaustion. Two-and-a-half years old me with, uh, very high Jonin level reserves AND additional natural energy had completely emptied her reserves with just one 'failed' attempt at learning Juuken. I have absolutely no idea how I did that... The One God: Vacuum Palm that is. From what Hiashi said though, that attack was 'borderline ridiculous'.
Yes, he used exactly these two words. He also delayed further instructions concerning chakra emission though the palms for an indefinite amount of time. Instead, I am tasked to, well, do tons of chakra control exercises that (hopefully) don't set the estate on fire... like the leaf-exercise.
I swear, I had channeled as little chakra as possible into the leaf! How am I supposed to know that that thing burst into an one meter high pillar of fire within a blink on an eye?
I should walk on trees? Pah! Levitating through the air became such a normal thing to me that it is basically chiseled into my subconscious... Like Hinata said earlier today, I have absolutely no clue how my 'Telekinesis' works. It just does. So, well, every time I try to walk up on trees or on top of water 'Telekinesis' comes to my 'aid' and does the job.
It is frustrating.
The Hyuuga are known for their high chakra control because it is basically the first thing they learn as soon as they walk. Sure, they have some nifty gadgets to fine tune their control, but, as I stated, they are solely used to fine tune their control. I would cause some major property damage if I would just touch one. My control is just that bad.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I try to learn the Rasengan: I have absolutely no Idea what I should do instead. Having access to a damn awesome technique is just a minor plus. Knowing me though, I would just use it solely for the purpose of messing around with the others... Like, generating one in the middle of the classroom and then eat it as if it was an apple.
I don't explode anymore... within five seconds... most of the time...
At least it is only me that explodes when I 'practice' that technique.
It'll definitely take a looong time for me to get the first step right though. The 'Rotation'-part, that is... I think I need a few years for that... Maybe half a decade. The 'power'-part might either be really, really easy or really, really hard. I 'just' have to compress chakra outside of my body after all... Yea, that will definitely be hard.
Mmh, maybe I should learn another one of Kaguya's techniques in the meantime... I'm thinking about the Rabbit Hair Needle. Long-range awesomeness! Rain from above!
"... no... stop..."
Damn it, Hinata has a nightmare. And most likely a very, very bad one, too. And since I am at the mercy of her death-hug and her grip get's stronger and stronger with every passing minute...
I really prefer to inhale my oxygen without major complications. So, in order to... well, delay my untimely death once again, I need to... console her... right? You have to hug the person who has the nightmare, pat their head and make shooing voices... that's what you have to do, right? Basically doing the same things that got me into this situation in the first place, right?
Hinata really needed a shoulder to cry on in order to process the stuff that happened in the morning. Whatever she saw must've been very, very horrible.
Wait, seeing tons of family members as they cry in agony and unfathomable pain IS horrible... right?
... Did I repress much more than some unsavory memories into the dark depths of my mind?
Nah.
Tears gather around my sister's closed eyes... What to do, what to do... Plan A: "Shh, It's going to be alright." So, now following up with softly stroking her back... She cries harder. Damn it.
Well then, Plan LiTaa!
"You are the ocean's gray waves, destined to-"
Something grips us. Big hand pushes a piece of cloth against my face. Shock. Anesthetics are inhaled...
Hinata awakes. She lets out a cry. Cursing behind me... Blurs...
Shadows swallow the world...
I awoke within my sister's unbreakable hug. Confusion and a groggy something cloud my mind... Hinata had broken down, sobbing like... a sad person? Her eyes were closed, but she was awake... probably?
I blink. Twice. Trice. "What happened?"
Her eyes snapped open...
More blinking... four times. Five times.
"You are alive!" She cries again... She isn't sad though, is she?
I wince... I won't be alive for long if she reinforces her grip more than she already did.
Glancing around... We are somewhere in the woods. The corpse of 'Agent K' lies a fair distance away from us. Hiashi has a conversation with some representatives of the 'Uchiha Police Acadamy', or whatever they call themselves. The clan head's right fist was covered in blood.
"You weren't moving and... and... yourheartwasn'tbeating!"
I blink again. "Which one?" I feel fine... mostly... probably...
She just hugs me harder. I... awkwardly pat her on the back. What do you do in these situations again? "It's... It's going to be alright. Can I have some oxygen now? Please? Pretty please?"
Her hold onto me eases a bit... Enough to breathe without too much trouble. We now stare at one another at eye-level...
...
Did she always had a petal in each of her eyes?
Author Notes
Hi there.
Yes, it is happening. Hinata will evolve a Tenseigan in the far future.
The Wiki states that a Byakugan will evolve into the Tenseigan if an Hyuuga's Byakugan in implanted into the eye sockets of one of Hamura's descendants and/or vise versa. That brings the question how Hamura himself got his own, and I am not willing to pull the 'Human-Alien-Hybrid'-card... or the atmospheric differences on top of the moon... Anyways, I am abusing my mighty writing skillzzz and pave the way for an alternative.
Hinata will have to earn her 'petals'. Right now, three year old Hinata had earned her first petal out a total of twelve. as funny as it would be for her to have it instantly, it would also be really, really boring to read if she just could defeat every opponent with one of her lower intestinal winds.
My excuse to give Hinata the potential to earn a ridiculously powerful set of abilities:
Naruto was/will be able to give every member of the Allied Shinobi Forces an one tailed Bijuu-cloak via high-fives from one moment to the other.
Also, given that I introduced a Mini-Kaguya-wannabe into the world of Naruto and simply don't know what my head was thinking until after I wrote everything down...
Weird, that sounded like a lame excuse.
What does she have to do to earn her 'petals'? Training, determination, hardships, mood swings and living by "The Will of Fire!" (aka gaining random power-ups after being beaten down by a stronger opponent and not giving up.)
Hinata will have the ability to liberate a pebble from the omnipresent grip of gravity once she gained her third petal. At six petals, it will actually be useful in combat. Right now, or young heiress has slightly improved sight with her Byakugan.
So, onto the flying biohazard.
Yes, her chakra control is so far beyond catastrophic that she either blows herself up or uses a random, ridiculously powerful technique that will drain her entire reserves instead.
Yes, she called Sasuke 'Princess' and will continue to do so.
Yes, Hiashi doesn't know the Shadow clone technique.
Anyways, next up: Hanabi! Oh and... the untimely end of Hyuuga Hinoka? Yes? No? Probably yes. Sadly.
Write what your heart desires! I like criticism... and sweets... and my computer... oh, and pretending to be insane.
Thank you for reading my ramble.