Last time on Total Pokemon Insane Action….
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"Oh...fuck….." Bane muttered as everyone is towered by a large massive shadow of the massive figure, completely shocking everyone from the transformation
Scott looked like he was going to faint as he hid behind Brody, Feeling sorry for the young fox patted his head to reassure him everything was going to be okay.
Above them, the towering figure stood above them all. "So how do you all like my new form?" came a more rougher tone of Zygarde's normal voice. She now stood over everyone, no longer in a serpentine body, highly resembling a Golem, her body primarily black with octagonal patches of green. Over her shoulders rose two large wing like appendages that also resembled shields, one red and another blue, white claws formed on her new hands and large black legs. She also has a long tail that resembles her previous form and a large chest plate that resembles her old form's face which appears to have a mouth with many different colors
"What the hell happened to you?!" Kimmy yelled not expecting the snake bitch to transform like that. Suicune however, remained unfazed throughout the entire thing
"Is that the second form you mentioned earlier?" Artemis questioned
"THAT WAS NOTHING LIKE THOSE THINGS THAT ATTACKED ME EARLIER!" Bane screamed before Zygarde attempted to step on the Weavile, nearly crushing him. "HEY!"
"Wait, Zygarde has more than one form!?" Exclaimed Elizabeth
"What ARE you!?" Lyla shouted
"I am complete, I AM perfect!" Zygarde shouted before Suicune used her tails to grab a sheet of paper and some reading glasses
"Ok, the challenge is simple." Suicune paused before throwing the two items away. "Oh screw it, you've seen this stuff before, basically just run away from Zygarde and avoid getting caught. Last remaining team wins."
"Why can't I fight it!? Look I can take it down!" Luffy exclaimed as he jumped towards the titan legendary with his tails reared back. "Stretch stretch Baz...ahhh!" only for Zygarde to swat him, sending the Ambipom flying.
"Alright you have 2.5 minutes to hide...NOW GET RUNNING!" Zygarde shouted scaring off everyone
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Idiot…" Grant muttered
I do agree that wasn't smart, but for some reason he does seem familiar…." said Brody rubbing his chin
"I think so….but can't really think of it now…" Grant said
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Donnel ended up running inside an arcade where he ended up running into a certain Nuzleaf. "Oh well howdy there my fellow grass and dark cousin."
"Oh...it's you…" Vic said barely paying attention as he tries to find a place to hide inside. "Also, I'm not dark type yet."
"Yes it's just little ol me. These hosts sure know how to keep a farm boy on his toes that's for sure" Donnel said following after the Nuzleaf. "Umm you mind if I tag along with you? Seeing as you're more ninja and good at hiding that is."
"Sorry buddy, but were on two different teams and I don't help the enemy" Vic said. "But best of luck to you" he said before running off when he sensed the approaching steps of Zygarde.
"Crap!" Vic said as he saw a door to a closet and tried to hide there. But Donnel ran after him. However, the roof rose above the two Pokémon revealing the massive Zygarde lifting the roof with her shield like appendages turned tentacles
"DONNEL AND VIC ARE OUT!" Suicune shouted from the intercom
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"I reckon farm boy will be out within the next three episodes"
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Nellie, Scott, and Brody were all hiding inside a dumpster as the trio just heard the announcement of the recent elimination.
"D-do you think we'll be ok in here?" Scott asked trying to ignore the smell of the garbage
"As long as we keep quiet, than yes." Nellie replied "I do wish that we hid in a place that is a little bit more...sanitary."
"Don't worry, if we do get caught, I'll distract Zygarde so you two escape to someplace else." Brody assured
"You really mean that?" the Vulpix asked the Lucario
"Hey, I've spent many years in a guild and the first thing we were taught is to try to help out as much as we can." Brody stated
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"Brody is so cool! I would like to be like him." Scott states
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Large footsteps were heard, while Scott and Nellie moved closer to each other. Brody lifted the dumpster's lid to peek a small bit as the footsteps got louder until-"
"DAMMIT SCOTT YOU PISSED ON ME!" Nellie shouted as Zygarde lifted the dumpster and dumped the three Pokémon out on the ground.
"Take a shower…you're out." Zygarde said calmer than normal before walking away
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"So much for protecting them…." Brody said with a sigh
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*Nellie is cleaning herself vigorously with a brush with soap flying, hitting the camera*
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"So…..what do you think of everyone so far." Puar asked Grace trying to start a conversation. The Altaria and Noctowl flew high in the sky before resting on top of a massive castle away from the normal set.
"They seem ok...though I am a bit surprised that some of the older contestants didn't show up, as well…yet I'm surprised I made it in." Grace responded in a tone of uncertainty
"Hey, anything can happen, I mean all of us have reasons of being here so we might as well make the best of it." Puar tell the Noctowl
"I guess…."
"Just try to open up more ok." the Altaria suggested with a smile
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"Puar is right….maybe i should try to open up more...but a lot mons i see on this show makes me think otherwise…." Grace said sighing
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While Grace and Puar continued talking, out of nowhere, two snake like appendages came out and grabbed Puar, but nearly missing Grace.
"What the-!?" The Noctowl shouted as two more of the "snakes" went after her. Grace then used Psychic to hold them off until one more of the snakes grabbed her from behind.
"Ugh….what the heck is this!?" Puar shouted trying to struggle free.
"IT'S ME!" a Voice shouted from below as Zygarde's head poked over the castle
"Wait, you can fly!?" the two birds shouted
"Nevermind that, you two are out…" Zygarde responded before releasing the two. Puar and Grace then fell onto the hard stone of the castle floor.
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"Well aren't you a cute one." Liz said holding Rin while hiding inside the cafe with Adelina and Angel "You almost remind me of my daughter back at home."
The Jigglypuff jumped out of the Gardevoir's arms and floated onto Adelina's back
"Oh, do you? So I'm guessing you're here to help her out." Adelina asked
"That's one of the reasons, but anyways…..what brings you back here?" Liz
"One of them, I just hope everything is ok at home, but she's in good hands."
"Oh….anyways Angel. How are you and Kitty been doing?" the Leafeon asked as she saw the Houndoom peak out the window.
"It's been ok, but we've kinda been having our ups and downs as of late but what relationship doesn't have that?" Angel said shrugging
"Oh dear...hopefully it goes well." Liz tells him
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"Look...truth is, I think Kitty might be cheating on me, I really don't know but our relationship has been hitting a few rough patches since then. As of now, we're still together, but just separated…" Angel explained holding his head
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"Oh, don't worry Mr. Angel maybe-"
"You're too young for that Rin, I'll explain when you're older." Adelina tells her child. Suddenly, an odd green blob-like Pokémon hopped over to the tree Pokémon. It has a red hexagon on its body, an oval shaped head, and one eye appears to be larger than the other.
"Wolololololo" the odd Pokémon spoke getting the three Pokémon's attention.
"Um….what is that thing?" Angel asked confused
"It's cute!" Rin said getting off of Adelina and squeezing it in a tight hug.
"WOLOLOLOLO!" the green creature shouted as it struggled to get free
"Careful, we don't know what that it is." Adelina said pulling Rin off the creature.
Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of the blobs surrounded them.
"This...isn't good…" Liz said as more and more of the creatures swarmed around the four Pokémon.
"Run!" Angel shouted as the four Pokémon quickly ran out of the cafe doors. However, more of the creatures are waiting for outside.
"What the hell are these things?!" Angel shouted as more of the blobs surrounded them, but only got smacked by Liz
"Watch your mouth!" the Gardevoir shouted until the blobs started glowing green, they formed into a larger and larger mass until they formed into Zygarde in her normal form
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Rin: What...
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Gardevoir: The….
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Adelina: Actual…..
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Angel: F***!?
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"Wait...you're MADE of these things!?" Adelina shouted as the others trying to process what just happened
"It's just a division of my power...never mind that, you're out." Zygarde said slithering away leaving the four pokemon still confused.
"Oh, Adrian, I see you under that trailer."
The Mienshao sighed as she crawled from under the trailer
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Kimmy and Bane are inside a movie theatre. Sitting in the front row of seats, the duo were watching a movie where a Samurott is fighting a Mega Sceptile in a dense forest, the water type is has been heavily scarred as the Sceptile's sheer speed is giving the Sceptile a clear advantage as it struck the Water type with a Leaf Blade across it's chest.
"You're pathetic...you must be insane or just downright stupid you think you can beat me…" the Sceptile said gruffly approaching the fallen water starter. The grass type began charging a Leaf Blade and rose his arms above his head and began to swing down
"You die tod-!"
The Sceptile was interrupted as the Samurott below him charged a Megahorn, impaling the Forest Pokemon through the stomach.
"No...today...it's you…" the Samurott said before falling over as well.
"Boring!" Bane shouted while the credits began to roll "I can think of several endings and better fights that can do better. I can stage fights that are so obviously fake that they can do better than this!"
"And you wonder why we don't watch movies together much…." Kimmy said with an annoyed tone.
"Hell, i can think of over 100 different ways for that Sceptile to eat shi-"
Bane's words were cut off as Grant fired an Energy Ball from behind nearly missing Kimmy
"Hey!" Kimmy shouted
"I didn't hit you so you're fine." Grant yelled back. "He's too loud…"
"Ugh...I'll kill you!" Bane shouted as he quickly got up and ran towards the Sceptile. The two mons were fighting intensely.
"You got to be kidding me….." Kimmy muttered to herself as the ceiling was torn apart revealing Zygarde in her perfect form.
"As much as I would like for this to go on, you're out!" Zygarde shouted
"Up yours!" Kimmy screamed
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"Kono imaimashī gēmu o kiraida!" Kimmy screamed
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"Like I said...he was too loud...it was gettng annoying." Grant said crossing his arms
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"Ok, first he hits on my girl then he NEARLY hits her!?" Bane yelled fuming "Just what the hell is going on here!?"
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Hydra and Alistar are arguing while in the middle of a stadium while Artemis and Lyla watched from afar
"Why can't you get it through your thick head that he doesn't care about you!?" Alistar shouted
"Shut up! You were just good for one night and nothing more! Like I said, I gave you a chance and you failed." Hydra answered "Now be a good lizard and get lost if you know what's good for you."
"What?" the Charmeleon growled
Out of nowhere, Hydra fired a Dark Pulse, knocking Alistar into the stands. The fire type quickly got up and charged a Dragon Claw, quickly running towards Hydra striking her in the face.
"Should we even stop them?" Lyla asked watching the two go at it
"They're from the other team, and besides, this is really interesting to watch." Artemis replied, causing the Vivillon to smile a bit
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"I like her….maybe i can use that rock to my advantage." Lyla said smiling
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"I know something about that Vivillon is not right, so I'll be keeping an eye on her for now…" Artemis said in her monotone voice
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While the battle is going on, four snake-like appendage with red and blue markings emerged from underground grabbing Artemis, Alistar, Hydra, and Lyla all at once.
"What is this!?" Alistar shouted as he fired a Flamethrower at the appendage but it seems to have little to no effect.
"I wouldn't recommend you doing that again…" a voice said as Zygarde emerged underground in her complete form.
"Dammit!" Hydra shouted struggling to break free
"Uh..I swear I'm going to kill that Psyduck for screwing with the intercom…" Suicune muttered "The Samurott's win!"
"Wait what!?" Alistar and Hydra shouted
"Come to the lot and find out." Suicune said before cutting off the intercom
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Everyone made it to the lot where there is a stir under a pile of rubble.
"Wait...you're telling me-?" Adrien questioned as a certain Ambipom sat up from under the rubble and yawned
"Man that hurt….anyone got any food?" Luffy asked
"Wait, that weirdo won!?" Kimmy shouted angrily
"Yep, now it's time for elimination, now Greninja's we'll meet at the entrance in 30 minutes
"Great..." Kimmy muttered
"Maybe next time Kims." Bane said
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"The Greninjas team are now at the lot. Numerous chairs were set up along with an old, beat up limo that rest at the far end of a red carpet. More interesting, there is a large board that has the pictures of the contestants that are currently present.
"Welcome everyone, one and all to your first elimination." Suicune said cheerfully
"Um...where's Zygarde?" Rin asked
"Elle est en train de dormir." Suicune replied "Changing forms tire her out so she has the rest of the night off."
"Oh..but can you tell us what the hell is with her!?" Angel shouted
"No can do, now. As you can see, your pictures are displayed on the board behind me, as a golden Mewtwo appears on it, you are safe. A red X will appears on your picture once you're eliminated, you take the Losersine home. You more than likely know how the voting process first, but that's enough explaining. Any questions?" Suicune asked
Nobody said anything
"Now….we begin now…"
A golden Mewtwo statue appeared on everyone's picture except for Alistar, Hydra, and Adrian.
"Now...Allistar, Hydra. You two were the last members of your team to get caught by Zygarde, while Adrian….you kinda suck." Suicune said causing the Mienshao to look down "anyways...the loser of tonight is….'
A golden Mewtwo appears on Adrian and Allistar;s picture while a red X marked Hydra's picture
"Hydra, get your crazy ass out of here!" Suicune announced
"What!? Why me!?" the drake screeched
"You're annoying and you won't take anything through your thick head
"Says the one who's lacking in the size department…." Hydra shot back causing the Charmeleon to blush and a few of the girls to laugh.
"Oh Hydra, you are not just going home tonight but…." Suicune said until a Gengar appeared and used Hypnosis on the Dark/Dragon type, putting her to sleep. Two Machoke interns then put the three-headed dragon in a strait jacket to carry her off
"Wait, what the heck dun happened?" Dannell asked watching Hydra get carried off
"Apparently, Hydra escaped from the insane asylum and locked up one of the contestants we were supposed to have. That contestant will appear next challenge." Suicune explained
"Wait...so we basically lost no one then?" Angel asked
"Exactly, now get some sleep."
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I am so sorry for the long wait… But yeah...I'm following Suicine's advice and getting some sleep, Merry Christmas or should I say Crit-mas to you all!