New World, New Name
One Week Later, Kursu House
"I now present the newest member of your homestay!"
"So the fallen one seeks to join our cabal?"
"I am glad my master and I saved you in that storm. Welcome to our home"
"Suu says Hi!"
"Yeah! A feather friend! Papi has someone to fly with!"
"I am grateful to see you better. You will enjoy living here"
"It's about time we got someone with more adult tastes around here. Welcome"
"Another one...We have another one to take my darling away...Why…?"
"(Nervous Laugh) Ignore her please. We're all happy to have you here Ilias!"
"Was the banner really necessary? I know I have no right to comment on unnecessary fanfare since the old me wouldn't be happy with anything less that solid gold statues of myself that shot fire from their eyes; it's just that it seems both sad and entirely too much all at once"
As soon as the goddess and Ms. Smith had entered the abode after leaving for a small stay at a mental hospital for a few last minute tests the two had been confronted by a makeshift welcoming committee. There, in the doorway, where the residents of home accompanied by a few decorations and a banner that said-
"Wait a second...Who did the banner?" questioned Ilias after noticing a slight typo or two
Welcom home Illass!
"Papi! Papi and Suu did!" cheered the harpy
Ilias shot the blue-haired ditz a look and just sighed "Well that explains why it's in crayon at least…"
"Suu ate three of them!"
"Purple was yummy!"
"Right…" was all the goddess could muster in the face of such overwhelming lack of intelligence as she thought 'I will never complain about my angels critical thinking skills again!'
"-So then, what now? What do you lot even do around here? Is there anywhere I can get some wine; preferably a sweet wine that pairs well with desserts or afternoon sex?"
With a fire in her eyes Miia shot up from her pouting and began to yell at the goddess "First thing we do around here is not flirt with darling! Second is not flirt with darling! Third is-"
"Be horrifically possessive?" interrupted the goddess
"It's called staking your claim!" the snake shot back
With a cool demeanor the raven haired agent walked between the bemused Angel/Godess and huffy Lamia and kept the peace. "Now now girls. I told you all, we need to make Ilias's adjustment as painless as possible. That means everyone needs to get along" lectured Smith
Since (for once) Ilias hadn't been actually interested in a conflict it was easy enough for her to back off and calm down.
It was rather Miia who had the problem this time, complaining "But couldn't she stay somewhere else? Maybe get shipped off to a nice family of angels outside the country?"
Ms. Smith sighed and took a swig of her coffee before replying "Even though Ilias knows better now all she can really remember is her delusion. This leaves us with no way of knowing what homeland to send her to. Plus we don't know if the Heavenly Knights Cartel would still be looking for her there. It's better to just keep her here for now"
"Ok, I'll say my memories are wrong (Even though they really aren't), but that is still a giant load of bullshit your bosses are following" Ilias pointed out
The agent waved a hand of dismissal and shrugged "Personally I agree with you on that, but good luck telling the old men who see a chance to bust a massive extra-species exploitation ring-" Smith explained before taking another sip of coffee and adding with a grin "-and a great excuse to triple our yearly budget request of course..."
"So big danger equals bigger budget?"
"You showing up may of gotten Zombina that armored helicopter she's been petitioning for" Smith elaborated
'Although God only knows we aren't opting for the gold paintjob and optional speaker system to blast Ride of the Valkyries on approach' the woman thought as she remembered the other features the zombie had requested in her petition
Ilias sighed "Eh, whatever makes you guys happy I guess"
"Well, with things getting more hectic as of late I couldn't be happier; we're already looking at new hiring for M.O.N to help meet demand. We're even considering upgrading with K-9 teams but legal still can't figure out if that might be offensive to some species. I'll keep letting those idiots believe whatever they want to believe if it means not having my desk crushed by paperwork"
Feeling bad for woman Ilias got into her best "I'll always be watching over you Luka" faux innocent voice and said "Oh, yes! There was a horrible group of sex slavers who are threatening all the poor, innocent monster girls of Japan! Someone should stop them! (That good enough?)"
Ms Smith had her phone out and recording for the whole thing "Don't worry you poor thing! M.O.N will handle it *Click* (Perfect. I'll have a bottle or two of wine sent over tonight)"
"I'd rather take one bottle of the nicer stuff than two bottles of colored rat piss but see what you can find that's not highway robbery dear" softly instructed the goddess who didn't want Smith to go overboard for her sake.
That was something about Ilias's short relationship with Ms. Smith so far; the goddess could appreciate a strong woman willing to lie and deceive to get her way.
In a way Ilias had connected better with her and Rachnera in one week than she had with anyone in the millions of years prior. Thinking about it actually gave her hope that this might not turn out so bad after all.
However there was still the irritated Lamia in the room to deal with and she wasn't done complaining. "Can't she go to another host family? Don't we have too many here? You know, around my darling!?" Miia argued
Ilias turned to the agitated snake and decided to make things clear "Listen, I don't give two shits about dating that pile of stupidity and platitudes! I've created enough enemies for legitimate reasons; I don't care to make more over made-up nonsense!"
"You-You don't!?" gasped Miia
"Me and Luka 2? Please! I have standards you know!" Ilias argued
This left Miia and the others besides Ms. Smith speechless. They never expected to meet a new housemate who was a girl that didn't want darling for themselves!
"Hey! What's with the "Luka 2" stuff still? Can't you call me something else? I have a name!" Luka 2 voiced with frustration at his newest nickname only to get shut down by Ilias within seconds who had just been looking for such a challenge.
"Well my other choice was Baby Dick after hearing about the Onsen incident. Which do you prefer?" sneered Ilias
Dammit! Why had someone told her about that!? It wasn't fair! It was cold that night!
"L-Luka 2 was fine…" sighed the young man in defeat
"Thank you" replied Ilias haughtily.
Oh man did it feel good to have a new Luka to mock! After so many evaluations she just couldn't imagine being without one! A verbal abuse training dummy who could also cook and clean was just so convenient to have around!
"Oh!" came a cry of remembrance from Ms. Smith as she pulled out a few documents from her jacket pocket and handed them to Ilias "Speaking of names. Here are your new certification and identification cards in case local law enforcement needs to make sure you're here legally"
It took only a few seconds for the goddess to notice something strange about what was written in front of her. Most of it was just the basics about her physical appearance and the little boxes about her country of origin were marked NA but it was the name section that caught her attention.
"What's with the name?" she asked while holding up the little card with her picture on it
Ilias, Mother of Dawn
The agent was forced to explain "You see we didn't have all your info while typing this stuff up so we had to take some liberties. The computer doesn't register if we don't fill in the last name section so we had to put something there"
"But why that?" Ilias asked
"You kept saying it over and over again while you were drugged out. You kept calling yourself "The Mother of Dawn"; it felt better than just hitting the randomize button so that's what we went with" said Smith with helpless shrug.
With Ilias being largely an unknown they had to fudge quite a few of the boxes on her submission for residency to the point Ms Smith was a little worried about them coming up for review at some point. It didn't help that a few of the girls had started playing around with the forms a little too much and, thanks to Doppel, Ilias's homeland was nearly listed as Buttfuckistan in the system at one point.
'On second thought I should REALLY make sure they changed that back…' Smith worried
Kimihito commented on the name, saying"I think it's a charming name"
"Shut up Luka 2" dismissed Ilias
"Hey! I was agreeing with you!"
"Well it's an interesting last name" said Miia who then told them "It sounds like something out of a RPG!"
"I suppose it's better than being a Centaur called "Centorea" or a Zombie called "Zombina" sighed the goddess as she lowered the ID in her hands
"W-What is wrong about such a name?!" stuttered Centorea from the back of the room
"It's like if that cyclops was named Eyelene or naming a Kitsune Kit. They're just not examples of great naming sense" Ilias pointed out
"What are you laughing about Rachnera?" Miia joked while elbowing the Arachne who was chuckling under her breath up until her own comically themed name was called out.
*Brrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg!*
"Hold on a sec. Dispatch. I need to take this" said Ms. Smith who grabbed her phone and answered.
When she was connected to the helpless responding officer on the other line she could already tell things were getting out of hand if the sound of crazed laughter in the background was any real clue.
"Hello! You've reached Smith. What do you need?"
"Um, yes? This a slight emergency!"
"What's wrong?"
"You know that young angel with the slight "Fire" problem whenever she gets around "Impure" things?"
"Ah, yes. The little firebug. Where is she now?"
"She apparently got off her meds again and is making a little scene with a gascan and some matches inside Libido Doujin here!"
"BURN! BURN! IF IT COMES TO A CHOICE BETWEEN ORIGINAL AND EXTRA CRISPY I WANT YOU EXTRA CRISPY! BURN!"
"Oh shit…"
"Please get M.O.N. down here as soon as possible!"
"PURGE THE UNCLEAN! IN FLAMES! IT MUST BE IN FLAMES!"
*Click!*
"Excuse me! I have to go!" shouted Smith who outright grabbed the whole coffee pot from the maker and rushed out the door with it to her car. She only returned long enough to pop her head through the door and call out "Ilias don't forget to take your pills! It's every morning at nine!"
"Yeah, yeah... I got it. Take your damn pills or else horrible things will happen and blah, blah, blah, death, blood, unholy vengeance, blah, blah, blah..." replied the goddess with a dismissive wave of her hand
"As long as you understand. Goodbye!"
*Slam!*
*Sound of car peeling off down the road*
"Well that sounded interesting" commented Ilias as the coordinator fled
Behind her walked over Rachnera who shook her hands with genuine care "I really am so glad to have you here Ilias. Now that introductions are out of the way would you mind coming up to my room for a little while?"
"H-Hey! What are you planning?" asked Miia who was suspicious of the invite
"I was hoping Ilias here wouldn't mind going over some of the details from her delusion again. Talking about it may help her recover" the spider said with pseudo concern for the new arrival.
Yeah, no one was buying Rachnera's excuse for a second. She wanted the angel for something bad and it didn't take long to narrow the list down.
"Let me guess, you want more "suggestions" based on my stories?" Ilias herself asked
"Mostly I wanted more info on the Cross of Pleasure you spoke so highly of. You hyped it up so much before you left for those tests but never explained what it was! I want to know what it is and if I can make it into a bondage position!" The spider revealed with a giddy enthusiasm that made the others think she might of sneaked a cup of Ms. Smith's coffee from the pot before she left
Kimihito got behind Ilias and led the angel away from her while saying "It's too soon to be pestering Ilias with such things. Let's just enjoy the little party we set up! (Nervous Laugh)"
Being the mastermind of pleasure she was Ilias wasn't deterred and even started calculating the logistics of such a proposition as she was lead away with a casual disregard for normal etiquette "You and Centorea would work great for set A, set B requires almost no skill but I'm not sure how well that Harpy and Dullahan would work because of the mismatched sizes, set C is where most of the work is and requires someone with serious energy and at least a D-cup so Mero and Miia would probably fit. Without natural flight magic you would need some strong thread, support capable of- Hey! What the hell are you doing?!"
"Like I said, let's just enjoy ourselves and leave such things alone for now!" reiterated Kimihito after he had to literally drag the informative angel away from Rachnera to silence her
"I'll tell you the rest later!" Ilias shouted over him
'Please don't' was all the hapless man could think
After being brought to the group Ilias did her best to exchange pleasantries as she saw fit. Mero commented on her jewelry, Lala began to speak on high level dark magic before Ilias pointed out that she was completely wrong about every detail and openly wondered what the hell was wrong with her leading the Dullahan to mope about being called delusional by someone who was once literally insane, Centorea brought up medieval weapons and tactics which Ilias proved to be quite capable of speaking on, and finally the angel found great amusement by abusing Papi's limited memory space to trick her the same way seven times before it got old.
It was awkward for the goddess to act in such a manner towards monsters. Even now she could feel a part of her screaming that she should hate them. Thankfully whatever the hell was in those special pills Ms. Smith had prescribed her appeared to be keeping the voice of the Old her in check. Hell, she hadn't even felt mind-numbing terror that everyone would abandon her and leave her all alone in days now! Ilias was more than willing to deal with monsters if it meant no longer having her own paranoia screaming in her head. That was a great trade!
Besides, these girls weren't so bad. They had nothing to do with the First so she couldn't hate them for being her creations, they weren't mindless fucking machines, no grotesque sexual organs were bursting out of their bodies, they had no random tentacles, they weren't overly aggressive. In a way it was hard to even compare them to the marauding, rape hoards of her homeworld. Ilias even thought they were cute...
Well? Almost anyway...
It was a pity cuteness, like they were a pack of really stupid puppies.
It was crazy but Ilias was actually enjoying herself, she felt legitimately happy for once. Sure she wasn't overjoyed or singing her praises from the mountaintops but this felt far better than just sitting up in heaven plotting the world's downfall for 500 years.
'Maybe I did make the right choice?' she wondered right before a flying ball of blue feathers crashed into her
"Papi has new friend! Papi loves new friends!" Cheered the Harpy while hugging Ilias's chest
Something in Ilias willed the goddesses wings of pure white to return the hug and wrapped themselves around Papi. For a second the Harpy laughed louder until the wings began to glow with a holy energy.
"Illi's wings can glow?!" Papi said right before the spell hit
[Wings of Love and Tolerance]
"Papi?!" called out Kimihito in fear as the small harpy fell to the ground with a gasp
Papi's face had turned an intense shade of red, her eyes were shut tight, her bird-like legs moved up and down while her hips shook back and forth.
"Wha!? Is she having a seizure?!" worried Miia who didn't know what she was looking at
"Papi's head…! It feels like looking at Husband...But stronger! Papi is gonna…! Papi is gonna…!"
"She's not in pain!" said Rachnera who realized like the rest that Papi was spasming with...ecstasy
"Whaaa! Master avert your eyes from Papi's display!"
"Centore-oof!?"
If Centorea was trying to keep her master's eyes from sexually stimulating sights she couldn't of chosen a worse place as she shoved his face into her chest in order to blind him from Papi's situation.
"Papi is gonna...! Papi is...! Papiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" screamed the harpy as she overcome by a climax that knocked her out cold.
After the scream everyone's views kept shifting between the drooling harpy with the ruined shorts and the goddess who had caused it.
"Right, forgot I could do that. Hmmm, need to be a bit careful with that" dismissed Ilias casually as she took her right wing in her hands and unruffled some of the feathers without even looking at Papi
Lala, Centorea, a suffocating Kimihito, Miia, and Mero all looked at her with fear as the more sensual members of the house had a different reaction.
"Oh I am SO going to like having you around here!" cheered the drunken Rachnera as she hung onto Ilias's shoulder and gave the others a thumbs up "Isn't she the best guys?!"
They didn't respond and were distracted by Suu who had kept looking between the unconscious Papi on the ground and Ilias. She looked to Ilias, then Papi, then Ilias again, then Papi again, once more to Ilias, then once more to Papi.
It was on the fifteenth cycle that Suu settled on Ilias and gave the goddess a thumbs up and a look that conveyed her message quite clearly. "I see we have similar interests. I look forward to working with you in the future" the slime seemed to say
She then rushed to Ilias's side and hugged the goddess along with Rachnera while the rest slowly came to realize something.
They had a bondage loving Arachne in the house.
They had a Slime with a molestation problem.
And now? Now they had a angel who could shoot aphrodisiac magic through her wings.
"It appears a unholy trinity has gathered" spoke Lala's head from Mero's lap with a dull interest which came as a shock to the mermaid who hadn't even noticed her being placed there
"Whaaa?! Where's your body?!" she screamed while mentally debating lifting the girl's head with her hands since no matter how many times you do it the feel of a neck's cross section between your fingers never gets any easier to swallow.
Lala tilted her eyes to across the room and said "Over there" duly.
Following Lala's eyes the huddled girls could see the headless figure throw it's armored form through an open window. It fell to the grass with a heavy thump before getting up and fleeing down the street with it's arms stretched out, as if it was silently screaming as it fled.
"It appears my form has decided to relocate until the danger has passed. It remembers the actions of the Deathweaver and the Blue Void and does not wish to have a repeat performance with the Dark Angel" the Dullahan explained
Dammit! Lala couldn't be molested if she didn't have her body here! It had run off to save itself!
"You little coward! Get it back here and suffer with the rest of us!" shouted Miia who grabbed the head and began to shake it violently, an act that finally broke Lala out of her cool semblance.
"Ahhhh! Don't shake me! I would puke if I still had a stomach!" the dizzy head pleaded
And that was how Ilia's introduction to her new life ended. A Lamia shaking a Dullahan's head until it's neck puked four blocks away, a young man who passed out in a Centaur's bottomless cleavage, a spider drunk on coffee who spent the rest of the night cursing her hangover, a Harpy lying unconscious on the floor with damp shorts being eyed by a slime girl of questionable intentions, and a Mermaid who went into a over-dramatic outburst as she watched over her almost suffocated lover on the couch.
Yeah, this was going to work just fine.
Edit 1: Went over a few parts I thought were rough since I kind of rushed this out towards the end. Will make more corrections as I find them.