Nastu's POV

Man this sucks, first I get kicked out of my apartment, now I have the spend the weekend at Loony's! Can my life get any better? Time for me to open my eyes up and get dressed I guess.

I felt something wrap around my torso when I tried to get up. Damn it Happy I don't need you trying to sleep on my stomach. As i reach to move Happy I noticed something, this isn't Happy. I slowly tried to get out of bed, only so my fear to be comforted when I heard someone mumble.

"Stop moving, its so warm"

"What the fuck!" I screamed

"AHHH!" Lucy rolled out of the bed "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK? "

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?" We both yell at the same time.

"Your bed, Natsu this is my room, not the guest room." Lucy yelled, I looked around.

"No, not unless your room looks exactly like the guest room, look around dumbass!" I yelled back.

She looked around, looked back at me, hen looked around again. "Oh, I'm sorry IgssImshavsleepwolinhr." Lucy mumbled he last part, so couldn't quite make out what she said.

"What the fuck did you say?" I was so confused, or going deaf listening to her annoying, yet soft, voice. WAIT NATSU WHAT THE FUCK DON'T THINK LIKE THAT YOU HATE THIS BITCHES GUTS.

"I said I guess I must havsleepwalinhrelstnit."

"Still didn't hear you."

"I GUESS I MUST HAVE SLEEP WALKED IN HERE LAST NIGHT!"

"Why?"

"Because sometimes it gets cold in my room." Lucy started to get up from the floor.

"And you her in the same bed as me... why?" I asked tilting my head annoyed, yet curious.

"Sometimes when I get cold, I naturally find something to keep me warm in my sleep." she said dusting herself off.

Sweat drop. "There's nothing natural about that!" I yelled swinging my arms up and down. (like in the anime when yells at Gray for something stupid, or when he yells in his chibi form) "And second, maybe if you put more clothes on you wouldn't be so cold."

"Hey I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt!"

"WITH SHORT ASS SHORTS!"

"Yeah... w-well.. I have nothing to say to that." She said with a hint of blush in her cheeks.

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SINCE! Why would you wear long sleeves but shorts?"

"I ALSO HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT!" Jeez Miss Goody-goody over here has one hell of an attitude.

"What are you hiding under your sleeves? Tattoos or something?" HA, in no so stupid after all i know what's going on he-

"No you idiot, it's not like that at all" Bitch "Anyway I'm going downstairs to the kitchen to make pancake. If you get hungry just come down stairs." Lucy started walking towards the door.

"Okay" I mumbled, I look up and couldn't stop looking.

I may hate Lucy, but she does have a pretty nice ass. I just couldn't stop staring

"STOP LOOK AT MY BUTT YOU PERVERT!" Lucy said as she kicked me in the face.

"Whatever, I'm using the bathroom." I said stretching and getting up to use the bathroom.

This is going to be a long weekend.