Ok. Before we start this, I know that I haven't made a chapter in almost 3 months. It's just been really hard trying to make one when I have to balance out school and other important stuff that pops up at the last minute. Also add to the fact that there's a lot of things going on with My family and whatnot. What I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry for not making a chapter in a long time. I'll try my best to work on chapters when I get the chance. So without further ado, and this is my second time saying this, please enjoy this new chapter of Super Mario: Friendship is Sunshine.

One day...

Mario was outside sleeping with his eyes open, and had his arms crossed as they were halfway open. He had a neutral expression on his face, but when everyone looked at him, he looked like something was uninteresting, or boring. This was very rare for him since he always sleeps with his eyes closed like everyone else, but since he was a video game character, and video games have glitches sometimes, it was certainly a sight to see.

Twilight, who was also out at the time had just gotten done drinking a bottle of water when she saw Mario. She started to think about a plan to get Mario to kiss her or vice versa. She then realized that she had a bottle and got an idea to play Spin the Bottle with him. So, she galloped over to him and picked him up with her magic as the two sat in the middle of the road and began the game.

Twilight went first and spun the bottle as she gave Mario a seductive look While Mario returned it with his "bored" look, and didn't even notice what was going on around him. This however didn't phase her as the bottle stopped spinning and pointed to the side, where Luigi just so happened to walk.

When he saw the bottle point at him, he got hearts in his eyes as he put his hands together. Then he quickly zipped towards her at a speed that will even impress Dash. Once he was face to face with Twilight, he pulled out some perfume and sprayed it in his mouth, and puckered his lips as he advanced his head towards her.

Twilight, being totally grossed out at Luigi, panicked and sent out a distress signal from her horn, which made Captain Falcon appear. Once he saw Luigi, he walked towards him and put his hand on his shoulder. Luigi then stopped his head from moving any further as he wet his overalls at the sight of C. Falcon.

C. Falcon then picked up Luigi as he stood him on his two feet, then reeled back as he said "Falcon..." "Mama Mia..." Was all Luigi could say before he got sent into space by Captain Falcon punching him and saying. "PAWNCH!"

As Luigi sailed into the cosmos, Twilight turned back to Captain Falcon and thanked him for helping her out. He then saluted her as he called for the Blue Falcon and flew off as he hopped in. As he was doing that, she went back to Mario and gave him that seductive look again. She then spun the bottle around again, which went to the side again. "Really?" Twilight said outloud as Luigi somehow got pulled back in by Earth's gravity and landed on the exact same side that the bottle was pointing at.

When he saw this, he got excited as he smiled at Twilight. But she however was not sharing his optimism and pulled out Spy's gun as she shot him in the face mutilple times. But miraculously, Luigi survived and only ended up flying a few feet away from her. He didn't have bulletholes in his body or on his clothes. He then waved at Twilight who once again shot him. She wasn't exactly trying to hit him this time though, just scare him off. So she shot at him while he got up and ran away.

As Luigi ran away, Twilight wiped the sweat from her forehead as it was getting pretty exhausting trying to keep Luigi away from her and the sun was beating down on them. She then spun the bottle around again only to get it pointing at Luigi once again, who this time had a rose in his hand as he raised his eyebrows at her. Twilight then started to shake with fury until she calmed down and handed Luigi a present, which he went ballistic over.

He then opened it only to get Captain Falcon kicking him into Canterlot and landing in Luna's lap as he said "FALCON KICK!" Twilight then thought of way to stop Luigi from inturrupting her from kissing Mario, but as she was doing so, Heavy appeared holding a rose as he held his hand out. "Kiss me." He said as Twilight stared at him for a few seconds before giving him the same Captain Falcon present.

Twilight then came up with an ingenious way to kiss Mario. So she briefly teleported away and came back a few seconds later with glass signs that had arrows on them, so no matter where the bottle pointed to, it would always redirect at Mario. But before Twilight could spin the bottle however, a baseball came flying through two of the glass signs, and shattered them.

Twilight sat in shock as Sonic came by and picked up the baseball while saying "There's my ball!" And let his bat rest on his shoulder. As he did so, he noticed Twilight started to seethe, and before he knew it, Captain Falcon Falcon Punched him so hard into outer space that he became a supernova.

Twilight was so upset that every chance to kiss Mario had failed, that she couldn't help but cry. Mario then woke up at this point with a smile on his face until he saw Twilight. "Hey, what's wrong?" He asked her as he wiped a tear away. Twilight then opened her mouth as she began to explain, and as she did so, a black screen appeared with Pinkie standing on her hind legs as she swung her hooves left and right, all while she had Awesome Face on her...face as the words "One short explanation later..." Popped up along with it, like a silent film.

When Twilight was done with her explanation, Mario looked at her in shock. "So, let me get this straight. You shot Luigi, got Captain Falcon to Falcon Punch him into space, then you shot him some more and gave him a present which somehow had Captain Falcon in it and kicked him and Heavy all the way to Canterlot, while Sonic showed up out of nowhere and got turned into a supernova, just so that you could get a kiss from me, or that you could kiss me, right?"

Twilight just nodded now feeling shameful for what she did. Mario then sighed and kissed Twilight full on the lips, which made her brain explode. She then blushed as Mario pulled away from her. "Better now?" He asked as she happily nodded. "Great. Now can you do me one thing?" "And what's that?" She asked dreamily. "Can you wake up?" A record scratch could be heard as Twilight deadpanned. "...Wake up?" She repeated. "Yeah, wake up. All of this was a dream. Why else do you think Sonic, Captain Falcon, and Heavy showed up?"

As Twilight digested this information, she thought about their kiss. "Wait a minute, if this is all a dream, then that means..." "We never kissed. It's all in your imagination. Oh and before you wake up, please don't slap me. I haven't done a single thing to you, so you have no reason to slap me. Good bye!" Mario said as a black hole appeared and sucked everything up. The next thing Twilight knew, Spike was calling her name for her to wake up. "Twilight! Twilight wake up! Come on, Twilight! You're going to be late for your Q&A about the Mushroom Kingdom with Mario!"

When Twilight heard that, she was going to get up, but decided not to. "Tell Mario to take a rain check." She said as he turned over in bed. Spike was confused. She always attended the Q&A about the Mushroom Kingdom with Mario, but didn't question it. "OK." He said as he turned around to tell Mario the news. "Oh, and Spike?" Spike then turned around. "Can you get me the ice cream while you're down there?" Spike then sighed but said "Yes." And with that, Twilight waited to drown her sorrows in ice cream again as she thought about whether or not to make her dream a reality.

Author's notes

Ok, first things first. This entire chapter was a parody of a video that I saw on YouTube, where Fluttershy tried to get a kiss from Big Macintosh, except TF2 characters show up and stuff. It was hilarious. Also, yes, Sonic made an appearance, BUT he's not becoming a main character in the story. He was just there to be there. So take that, people who thought Sonic was going to be a main character! See, that's what I meant by cameo appearance. He wasn't going to come join everyone like Luigi. Oh no. After all, the story's called Super MARIO: Friendship is Sunshine, not Sonic. Anyways, yeah, Heavy and Captain Falcon also made guest appearances, because 1: Heavy is hilarious and 2: The Falcon Punch/Kick is pretty much an overused meme, so I figured why not add them in here. Once again, sorry for taking so long to make this chapter. Hope you liked it.