" Yep, he's definitely captured... Or dead... Captured or dead..." Caboose inhales sharply. "Or captured AND dead."
"Oh. That's just perfect!" Chruch snarls.
A frown appears on Violet's lips. "Psh, and she says I'm losing my Freelancer touch." Violet mumbles super low so no one hears. Devil stands up straight, as Tucker says to Church, "What? What is your problem? Why do you even care if he's captured, I thought you hated that guy anyway, for stealing your girlfriend?" Church looks over at his... friend? He let's out a sigh.
Violet speaks softly, "Well... he never said he hated him... he just said he is the reason why him and his girl aren't married."
"Yeah. I don't hate Tex. Not a lot anyways." Church let's out a small chuckle. "She is just--"
Devil smirks, "So he's a she?"
Violet looks to Devil. She knew Tex was a girl but obviously she wants to just play the game. Violet sighs, "Yes, she's a he." Church looks to Violet, and Violet felt his glare upon her. She shrunk down a bit but did not look back at the private. Church quickly explains his situation with Tex to his crew mates. Tucker glances at me, then to Church. "Let me get this straight... you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?" Tucker asks, trying to figure out this weird... situation. Violet nods, "I mean it sort of makes sense."
Caboose pouts under his visor and looks down, "I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls, never like me."
Tucker quickly takes an opportunity to insult Caboose, " Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."
"Hey!" Violet explains. "I like him." Caboose suddenly beams with pride. Violet knew it as soon as he let out a small, excited, adorable squeal. Violet grins slightly at his excitement. Devil groans at the sweetness. "Okay that's it, are we gonna get Texas out of there or what the fuck is the plan? We can't just sit around and talk." Tucker shrugs, "That's what we usually do." This makes Violet chuckle and Devil glance at Violet with a confused look. Tucker begins to ramble back onto the Tex subject, "I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?"
"Wait, oh, wait oh wait. If she's a girl, then why is she named Tex?" Caboose speaks up. "Ummm, Because she's from Texas?" Both Church and Violet say in unison. They then look at each other, and glance away quickly. Caboose stares at Church, not knowing how to respond. "Trust me. It makes sense." Church says. Violet raises an eyebrow. "And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with." AND HERE WE GO. Talking about the Omega A.I. Zeta suddenly got super fidgety. She knew how dangerous Omega was, she remembered how aggressive he can be. How many times Tex had has to push away many urges. "Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!" Tucker exclaims, throwing his hands in the air and them flopping down to his sides with a plop. "Will you shut up with that?" Church mumbles then starts explaining the A.I. "She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where, they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell." Violet thinks in her head, You have no idea. "A.I..." Caboose repeats as if he knows what Church is talking about. "What's the A stand for?" He finally asks confused. "Artifical." Violet tells him.
"...What's the I-"
"Intelligence." Church says, irritated by Caboose's... slowness.
"Ooohhhhhhhhh.." Caboose awefully mumbles. Violet's shoulder slump, relaxed, thinking Caboose finally understood until he says-- "what was the A again?"
Devil growls, "let's move on, dumbass."
" So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?" Tucker asks. Violet threw her head back laughing, Tucker looks at his leader, confused. Church chuckles in agreement with the laughter of Violet. "Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch, it's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements." Church explains, making Violet laugh harder. Devil rolls her eyes and crosses her arm across her chest and puffs out a breath. " Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper." Devil sneers. Violet let's out a sigh after stopping her fit of laughter. "So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?" Church asks slowly to Caboose. Caboose looks to him, "I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot!" Caboose says, happily. You thought Violet was done with laughing? NOPE, think again. She burst out again with laughter Devil growls low, "God, how dumb can you be."
"Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot." Church sighs, while Violet still dies of laughter.
Church claps his hands getting everyone's attention, even getting Violet to stop laughing. "Well don't worry, because I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Tex." Violet says, "And that would be???"
"I just need you guys to run a distraction, while I spring Tex." Church says briefly. Violet puffs out a scoff. This suddenly wasn't funny. "Distraction? Heh. That sounds a lot like 'decoy.'" Caboose says.
Violet says, "That's exactly what it is, and I don't think that I'm going to force my men to go out there as a distraction. I'm not putting them in danger..." Violet sighs, "Let Devil and I get in there and distract them while you get Tex." Church nods, "That'll work." Tucker says, "But-"
"Right. Caboose and Tucker will stay here and gaurd the base. Simple enough." Devil nods.
"Okay, let's get this over with." Violet twirls out her pistol and cocks it. Devil smirks. "You ready to do it now, Church?"
Church nods. "Mmkay," Violet says, and then goes into "mom" mode. She looks at Tucker and Caboose, "Okay you two, you becareful, if you see any Red's near the base, shoot them, we'll be back soon." Tucker rolls his eyes, "yeah. Yeah. See ya, mom."
Violet chuckles and looks to Devil. "We'll go through the portal, it'll cover up our armor with black stuff so we look like special ops, that should catch the red's off gaurd, right?" Devil suggests. "That's perfect."
" Owwie! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT TELEPORTER?!" Violet gasps, on the other side. "Heh. You act like I know." Devil says, popping from the teleporter. Church comes onto the radio broadcasting on all of the blue's radios. " Hey guys, come in, are you there? This is Church, it's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base."
Violet rushes down toward Red base, Devil at her heels. "Copy that, Private Church." Violet replies. She goes behind a rock, gripping her pistol tightly. Devil slides to a stop beside her. "Okay, you remember that time, when we were fucking up those dudes who were fucking with that huge company?" Violet asks Devil. "Um... gotta be more specific, my love." Devil says, thinking of everytime they have fucked up people's faces. "The- um... OH! Our move, synchronized lightning?" Violet exclaims finally remembering the name they called it. Devil cackles. "Fuck Yeah, I remember."
Violet smirks, "Well, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Fuck to the yeah."
Devil holds up her machine gun. With the nod of Devil's head, Violet instantly knew what to do. She power jumps over the huge rock running toward the Red base, adrenaline pumping through her veins. This of course makes the orange armored red look toward them. From afar she can hear him say in a panic, "Sarge! We gotta a black armored dude, they're coming up pretty fast!" Devil hurries right behind Violet. Violet slides onto her knees, right beside the cement base wall. Devil takes a boost from the Purple armored Captain by jumping from her back, up toward the roof faster than lightning. Like the fucking badass she is, Devil somersaults onto the roof, and lands on her knees. She looks up dramatically at the orange soldier. "Hello there." She smiles, pointing her gun at him. Grif sticks his hands up fast. Devil turns on her radio, "Church, now would be a good time, I got the Orange one under my control, but you have to deal with the rest."
"You got it Satan." He replies.
Violet hears an "Ow, geez, The back of my head!" From a dorky voice inside of the base. A red armored guy, and Tex rush out. "We got her Devil!" Devil let's out a 'Wahoo' in celebration. Devil grins at the Red soldier and stands up straight. "Sorry about aiming my gun at your face, don't take it personally orange dude." Devil rushes off the roof, beside Violet. The two walk over to Tex and the Red guy . "Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you three run up to the teleporter, and escape. Ready? One... Two... Three!" Church says, his voice sounding weird like it's in a Cowboyish, Southern accent. Suddenly a shot rang through the Canyon, the red soldier Church was in falls to the ground. "What the? Where did my body go?" Ghost Church says, as he appears. Church looks across the Canyon to see a blue figure dropping a sniper. "Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!" Church growls. On the radio, Caboose can be heard saying, "Tucker did it."
Violet hears the red's start to come out of their base. "Tex, Devil get back to base, I'll distract them. Church can't do much with out a body." Tex glances at Violet, "New-"
"Come on Tex, Violet can handle herself." Devil says. Violet gives Tex an assuring nod before both Devil and Tex run off toward the teleporter. Violet turns to see Church gone, and replaced are two Red soldiers aiming their gun at her. The maroon one looks down at Sarge and gasps hurrying to the Red's side, "Sarge!!" Violet stares at the two. The orange one starts to aim at Tex and Devil who have not reached the Teleporter quite yet. "WAIT!" Violet yelps, stepping in front of the gun. "Look, let them leave and I'll help your guy, okay?" The maroon guy looks at up at me, "... fine, but not only do you have to help Sarge, but you have to help our friend Donut." Violet gave them a sharp nod. "Very well." Violet says, softly.