"I was thinking about jumping because there was a large river about 200 feet below. But as I took a closer look I saw that there were a lot of large rocks sticking out and as they tried to pull me down I slipped and fell off the bridge dash was able to grab my hand before I plummeted to my doom but as I tried to give her my other hand my grip slipped and I fell. As I hit the water I thought I hit a rock because it hurt so bad. When I opened my eyes I saw a large fish staring at me. I started to move and it darted away I looked around and saw a rock a foot away from my face and I thought to myself "I am so lucky" as I swam to the surface I saw dash and aj looking over the side of the bridge with a look between relief and fear then dash seemed really mad."
"Then I realized the water was moving fast and I tried to grab a rock before I went to far downstream but the water wasn't going to let me go that easily. As I struggled to stay above the surface I saw derpy walking along the shore and I yelled hoping she would somehow find a way to help me. She heard me and found a large stick and held it out for me to grab. I was able to get it with one hand, I told her to hold onto the nearest tree so I could pull myself in when dash and aj helped derpy pull me in and dash punched me square in the chest which kinda helped because I fell and started coughing up water. As I was on my hands and knees she kicked me right between the legs which didn't help at all. I heard aj and derpy start yelling at her the pain was so bad all I could see was black I felt someone helping me up as I start walking not knowing where I was going or who was helping me I hear dash scream in frustration probably because she doesn't get to hit me again then I blackout. I woke up in a bed without my jacket and shirt as I sit up I see derpy come into the room I asked what I was doing there and why I was half naked. she said after dash kicked me she helped me up and I blacked out so she brought me here I said that doesn't explain why i'm not wearing a shirt so she went into the next room and came back with my shirt and jacket she said the sleeve was covered with blood and they were soaked so she washed them for me I said at least it wasn't my pants, she laughed and gave me my clothes then what seemed like a smaller version of derpy came in and I assumed it was her little sister. She came in and said her name was dinky I said hi and told her my name and put my shirt on and walked to the front door I told derpy thanks for letting me stay and just as I turned around to open the door it swung open and hit me in the face it was doctor whooves who looked at me now on the ground asked who I was after saying sorry derpy told I was being attacked by rainbow dash. So he told me to stay for tea and muffins and derpy screamed with joy."