A/N: Hello there! I'm Baaaack. Okay so now thats over... new chapter after a long time, I just wish you guys would review! Its a two-way street here; I write you review. Anywho... On to the story!

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Chap. 4
Kyamyi's POV.

I grimaced, but it didn't look like the boy in the tree was paying any attention to me, so I sighed, slouched my shoulders and turned and walked over to where Sakura called me from.

"Took you long enough!" She announced. I looked up at her she was smiling at me. There was a girl behind her.

I ignored the girl and started to yell at Sakura for ruining my daydream but before I opened my mouth Sakura started talking.

"I wanted to introduce you to my friend Ino." She gestured to the girl behind her who had corn silk blonde hair and eyes with no pupils. I was going to ask her how cold she see right now but I chose the more polite, standard greeting.

"Hello." I said as I unwillingly smiled and held out my hand.

"Hi," she smiled and shook my hand. "The rest of my team should be here any minute now."

Oh great. More people who I don't care about will force me to become their friend and start a conversation with me that they think is riveting, but in reality its less engaging than watching corn sprout. I could only hope that there would be no more dogs.

"Here they come." i plastered on the cheeriest smile I could muster, but it probably turned out to be a grimace by the way sakura looked at me, so I gave up and just took all emotion out of my face.

Two figures came, hopping through the trees until finally they reached the clearing and hopped down.

"What did you drag us all the way here for, Ino?" A boy who I immediately pegged as a lazy pineapple-head sighed and leaned against the tree he came down from.

"Who's this?" the other boy, who I dubbed Hungry, Hungry Hippo, asked the blonde while stuffing his face.

"This," Sakura gestured to me. "Is Kyamyi." I lifted a hand in attempt to wave but thought again and chose to stick with my uncaring demenor and crossed my arms against my chest. The Pineapple-head followed suit and crossed his tanned arms across his chest and looked up at the sky. I could tell Sakura didn't like that we were being non-sociable and so Ino introduced the boys.

"The lazy looking one is Shikamaru," she started and this gained a nice steady "Hn." from him.

"And the one with all the f-"

"Hey, don't call me fat!" The Hungry, Hungry Hippo yelled at the blonde.

"I was going to say food!" she yelled right back at him.

Sakura sighed and face-palmed "Thats Choji." a little quieter she added "Do us all favor, never make fun of his weight."

I couldn't help but laugh; such a colorful group these people made out to be, nothing like the people back home, but i guess it makes since home was much, much smaller than this village. Home, where all my friends were, where my family was, where i and my team should be.
Something must of been decided while I was daydreaming because now Sakura and Ino were dragging me away from the boys and calling the girls to come along. Once all the girls were gathered, Sakura and Ino looked at me expectantly. I gave them a questioning look in return.

"Well, that's about everybody." Sakura grinned "So... Who do you like?"

"What?" I gasped.

"C'mon, you have to like somebody!"

"What about Sasuke?" Ino chimed in, at this everyone laughed, even Hinata gave a little giggle but i think it was for a different reason. I just stared at them blankly.

"Sas-what? I asked, and all of them stopped laughing

"You mean you didn't notice him?" Sakura looked at me like I was a sick puppy.

"If by 'him' you mean anyone named Sasuke then, no I didn't meet him."

Sakura sighed and turned me, I was going to ask her what she was doing, and then I saw him.

"Ew!" I exclaimed and averted my eyes. I swear all their mouths -excluding Hinata- dropped at the same time.

"Well, I guess that's less competition for you guys." The girl who was Kankuro's sister said to Sakura and Ino.

"Please, Temari, I gave up on Sasuke ages ago." Ino said. "Sakura can have him."

"But who would ever want that?" I asked and Ino and Sakura blushed and looked at the ground.

"Just because you don't like him doesn't mean other people don't." Sakura muttered

"Okay then tell me, why do you like him?"

Sakura blushed even more and turned away from me. "You havent even met him!"

Before I could try to argue sensed there someone was behind me and I tensed. Only when the person spoke did I relax.

"Hello, Sakura, who is your new friend?"

"Lee!" she turned around but I stayed with my back turned to the boy, that is until she turned me around and I nearly threw up from what I saw.

A/N: So why is Kyamyi going to puke? Why doesn't she like Sasuke when all the other girls swoon over him? Why am I asking so many questions?

Well any way read and review please!