THE RANTING OF NAGINI

This time it was nagini who was just done. She was done.

Potter here, Potter there, Potter everywhere!. Why don't they just rename the manor to Potter Manor? Change Nagini to Potter or better yet- change everyone's name to Potter.

Why not just name it Potter world? oh Nagini laughed and laughed while crying in between.

.Potter. She just couldn't handle it anymore.

Nagini slithered out the Potter manor, formerly Riddle manor about 3 seconds ago according to herself, and wandered out wherever her slithering instincts brought her.

Nagini halted when she heard a familiar voice of a male and went slowly towards it like a ninja or a snake ninja, considering she's a snake.

"…Potter-" Nagini snapped when she heard Potter, every restraint thrown out the window and with her already insane eyes, she lunged at the poor unsuspecting male.

Only to stop, again, when this time it's actually Harry Potter. Who in return jumped backwards and drew his wand at the snake, releasing a slight yell but quickly shut his mouth to not attract any attention.

It took about 1 minute of staring for both parties, Nagini who stared feeling like a poor fangirl unable to believe her eyes that her most favourite celebrity is right in front of her and Harry who was starting to feel very uncomfortable at the unblinking stare of the green snake.

"Umm.." Harry tried to say something not even getting the effort to make his voice more confident than the awkward tone he is using right now.

'Harry? Harry Potter? The boy-who-lived?' Nagini hissed still unable to believe

Harry lowered his wand and shifted slightly still wary of the snake who just attempted to kill him about 2 minutes ago.

'Yes..?'

'omigod' Nagini hissed, slithering backwards a bit, eyes widening.

Potter. It's Potter

It's Harry James Potter. And suddenly Nagini seemed stuck. For how many months, years, she kept hearing Potter every single day 24/7 but never even saw him and now-!

'Potter, Harry Potter, I'm Nagini' She replied, her throat suddenly felt dry and parched.

'Nagini?' Harry said, the name of the snake slightly familiar like he heard it somewhere before. But where?

'Yes' She confirmed.

Not being able to recognise and not having anymore to say Harry straightened up and attempted to bid goodbye to the snake but Nagini was not having it.

'Wait'

This was Harry Potter, she was not missing this once in a lifetime opportunity.

On the other hand, Harry seemed even more uncomfortable than before and mixed with a whole lot of awkwardness, he was just standing as still as the tree behind him, really there was nothing else to say? No conversation topic is coming in his mind.

Then it hit him. Nagini, the Dark Lord's snake. Voldemort's snake.

Harry stiffened up but unbeknownst to him, he was muttering his thought out loud.

'No, I'm not here to kill you, I promise' Nagini cleared breaking Harry from his terrified trance.

Harry began to sweat and inched slowly while Nagini began to think furiously to make the young wizard stay for just a while,

'He keeps talking about you' She finally hissed out loud stopping Harry and she felt pleased when she saw the curiosity in those eyes.

Reluctant, Harry braved himself to ask.

'What do you mean?'

And there she began her rant for 5 hours straight. Even Harry slightly felt pity on the snake that was now crying on his lap (is that even possible?) as he caressed his scales and soothed her but not stopping her from rant knowing too well what might happen.

'And everyday is just Potter! Potter!…..Potter….Potter' Nagini cried

Harry nodded sagely at his new unlikely friend and even now his head began to hurt at the word 'Potter' from hearing it more than a hundred time in the span of 5 hours.

—-

Somewhere in the Potter Manor, formerly Riddle Manor about 5 hours and 4 minutes ago according to a certain snake.

Lucius cried bowing his head. He just couldn't take it anymore. Potter! Potter! Potter! Damn Potter everywhere!

He just want to punch everything now until all is silent. No more Potters. No more.

The doors opened and Bellatrix came in striding in a pompous manner, interrupting Voldemort's speech (rant) that involved thousands upon thousands of the word Potter.

To be quite honest, the raid plan ended 4 hours ago, it just so happen that a certain death eater expressed his opinion of how much he hates Potter. Oh oh, and the moment this is over. He will pay for that. He will show him a fate worse than death.

Voldemort's eyes narrowed at the female psychopath.

"What?"

Bellatrix bowed in front of his Lord and straightened herself.

"My Lord, Potter-"

He snapped and so did 4 more death eaters. He yelled and screamed on top of his lungs ("NO! NO! NO MORE POTTER, NOOOooo-!") and jumped to the nearest window.

—-

It was already past dinner time when Nagini finally finished her rant and bid goodbye at her new found friend and slithered back to the castle when she noticed small blonde hair peeking out of the bush.

Hmm, someone must have placed a potion to have it grown blond hair, oh well. It's not her business anyways.

Nagini slithered inside, content that she finally let all her feelings out.

(A/N:) Lmao, I don't know but I just really love Nagini. She's like that one mom friend in the group.

Also: You can always tell me ideas you want me to do or people you want Voldie babe or Nagini to interact and drabbles you want me to expand (maybe I can make omakes or think about making a 2 shot story/separate story about it- just maybe)

Thanks.. Love y'all