Warning: Viva la Bam contains stunts performed either by pro—oops, wrong opening. Hmm, let's see here…oh, right. Warning: this chapter is completely pointless and has nothing to do with the actual story. It's a FILLER! And, yes, I'm well aware of how horrible this little ditty is.

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Interlude: Caffeine Nightmare

It had been a few weeks since Sirius had hooked up with Remus on that fateful day in the latter's bedroom. Sirius had steadily been spending more and more time in the sanctuary of his boyfriend's house. It is on one such day when our nightmare occurs. Sirius has been calmly conversing with one Henri Lupin about a game of footie that had been on the previous evening. Remus had left earlier muttering something unintelligible though the words "preppy jocks," "ignoring me," "stupid," and "footie" could be heard. The two young men were interrupted from their animated conversation by another man by the name of Guillaume Lupin.

"Henri?" Gill said.

"Yeah?" replied Henri.

"Did you drink all of the soda?"

"No, I've been talking with Sirius," he told him, "about that West Ham game last night, which you have to admit was a pretty damn good game."

"It was brilliant!" Sirius injected.

"Oh yeah! Ah, mate, did you see that pass in—"

"That's not important right now!' interrupted Gill. "Sirius, did you drink all of the soda?"

"Nah, sorry mate."

Sirius watched as Gill's eyes went comically wide.

"Oh, no," the older man whispered.

"What?" asked Sirius, noticing Henri had adopted a similar expression.

"Remus," they said in unison.

"What are you talking abo—"

The sitting room door burst open. In skipped Remus, dressed in baggy pants, a shirt that was three sizes too large, big sunglasses, and a bandana. They watched, horrified, as the blonde boy started jumping around room yelling "Yeah! Go Hyphee! Yadada mean! Go dumb! Oakland! I wear my stunna shades at night! Bay Area!"

However, none were more surprised than Sirius when Remus suddenly calmed down, walked over to him (Sirius), straddled him, and bent down to whisper "Let's go do naughty things in my room," in his ear.

Sirius could do nothing but nod and pick him (Remus) up, nod to Remus' brothers on his way out, and take his amazing, caffeinated boyfriend upstairs to find out exactly which "naughty things" Remus wanted to do. Maybe this wasn't that bad of a nightmare after all.

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A/N: As you can see, and as I warned you, it was bad and pointless. It's just something until I can come up with something for the next real chapter. If you have any suggestions or requests for the next chappie, please tell me in your reviews or send me an email. Thanks.

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