The Land of Forgotten Disney Movies Calls Our Highly Superior Chum On The Telly

"So, omigawd, did you hear? DLP just bought a new Chanel handbag that SOOOO goes with her POTC ride!" Disneyland gushed while talking to Disney's California Adventure.

"Lucky! That's so cool, I wish I was in Paris!" Disney's California Adventure sighed wistfully, knowing that deep down, it was really a scar on the face of the earth, with the exception of three or four good shows and attractions.

"Yeah, I know! I was like, 'So have you heard from Tokyo Disneyland yet,' and then all of a sudden Disneyland Paris is like 'I got a Chanel Handbag!' and I was like 'OMG!'."

Suddenly, Disneyland's cell phone rang. Its ring tone was a pop remix of "It's a Small World."

"Hang on, DCA, I gotta take this," Disneyland said, and answered.

"Yello?"

"Hey Disneyland…it's me," came a somewhat sullen voice on the other end.

"Disney World! Hiiiii!" Disneyland said, chipper as can be, "How are ya!"

"Not so great," Disney World said, "We're getting a new show here… 'The Rescuers: A Musical Spectacular in Technicolor and Electrosynthemagnetic Musical Sound.'"

"Bummer!" Disneyland said sympathetically, filing its nails.

"You guys getting anything new?" Disney World asked.

"Oh, not much…just a new Nightmare Before Christmas ride, all new dazzling effects in the Haunted Mansion, and a second level to It's a Small World that will feature aliens and politically correct dolls," Disneyland replied, with a slightly bored tone to its voice.

Disney World was silent for a moment.

Then it hung up.

Staring at its phone, mouth agape, Disneyland exclaimed, shocked: "Ruuuuuude!"

"Totally," agreed Disney's California Adventure.

"Y'know Cali," Disneyland mused, "I've been thinking. You know, how Disneyland is the official Happiest Place on Earth, and we get all new refurbishments and a huger budget than Disney World does, even though they get way more tourists, but because we're the original park it's like I'm the best?"

"Yeah?" Disney's California Adventure replied.

"Isn't it great!" Disneyland said enthusiastically.