Tabz: Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Busy busy summer. And then school's starting soon.

Kyn: Don't even talk about it! It makes me feel depressed.

Tabz: Me too. Oh by the way! Kyn's birthday wasn't too long ago. And since she hasn't been on in awhile (computer broken)I'm wishing her a happy birthday virtually. Happy birthday Kyn!

Kyn: Thanks. Now..can we start now or what?

Tabz:(eyes evilly)...I'm getting there-

Kyn: C'mon I don't have all day!

Tabz: Alright! Alright! Jeez! But real quick.Thank you all of our wonderful reviewers and we don't own the Teen Titans so lets get it started!

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The girls stepped out of the ship to come to another shocking discover. "Holy hellhole Batman, Kyn! We're cartoons!" Tabz said, extending her arm in front of her face and examined it. She then poked a very montone-faced Kyn. "Unless I magically aquire agility, I'm not satisfied."She said in an emotionless voice. Tabz thought for a minute, then had an idea.

She went up to Kyn once again and, out of the blue, pushed her. Before she could hit the ground, Kyn did a backflip to avoid the fall "Hey watch where you- Great Scott I've got fricken agility!" Kyn said in astonishment. Tabz did a handspring over Kyn's shoulders. "Me too!"she exclaimed. "Enough fooling around, you two." Superman said, ruining thier triumphet moment.

They stared him down in an annoyed way. "Aren't you anxious to meet the Titans?" he said in his own defense. They instantly ran towards the front door and began to bang on it continuously. Robin then opened the door and after finally realizing the door was open, the girls stopped banging him with their fists. They smiled guiltily. Robin coughed to break the silence. "So I'm guessing you're the ones we're protecting?"he asked.

They nodded their heads enthusiasticly. Superman came up to the door as well. "These are Tabitha and Kynlie, but for your own precautions, I'd approach them by their nicknames." "And they are..." Kyn pushed Superman and Tabz to the side as she extended her hand. "The names are Tabz and Kyn. The one in the hat is Tabz." Robin shook her hand.

Before Robin could say anything, Kyn began to examine his costume."Nice pants. Are they spandex, cotton, or some type of polyester?"she questioned. Robin covered the spot Kyn was looking at(CUT!Tabz: Which happened to be his front, you perv. Kyn:Can we please drop it?Rolling in three...two...one...)with his cape and looked at her in an already annoyed way.

Tabz pushed Kyn to the side. She smiled at Robin with her eyes glittering in glee. He bent one eyebrow and looked at her weird. She kept staring. After one second, Robin borke the awkwardness. "Uh...hello Tabz."Tabz squealed in glee. "Oh my God Kyn Robin said my name!" She exclaimed in her friend's face. She then returned to Robin who was looking at Superman desperatly.

Superman stopped Tabz for a second to pick up the charm on her necklace. Robin looked at the stone. "See these? No matter what, do not let them be taken away from the girls. No matter what the cost." Superman then began to walk back to the jet. "Wait! You're just gonna leave them with me!" "Yuo have friends, right?" Superman called back to Robin. Then he got into the jet and left.

Robin watched as Superman fly away. He stood and watched it disappear back into the 3-d dimension. Tabz and Kyn stood in the doorway awkwardly. "So..."Kyn said breaking the silence, then Tabz coughed. Robin moved to the side. "You two follow me."Robin commanded. "Don't you mean, 'walk this way?'" Kyn said, with Tabz nodding at her side.

Robin sighed but didn't want to fight. "Okay then, 'Walk this way'." he said, leading them into the tower. He walked his usual way, his fists moving at his sides. But the thing he didn't realize is that Tabz and Kyn were walking the same way with their chins in the air, mimicking Robin. He led them into the living room, where Raven was reading a book on the couch next to Cyborg who was trying to show Starfire how to play a videogame while Beast Boy was cooking in the kitchen.

Robin cleared his throat as a signal for the team to pay him attention. They did so. "Titans. Apparantly there is something going on that Batman and Superman don't fully trust telling us about, but it leads us to looking after to theses two, Tabz and Kyn. Their necklaces are not to be parted from them is all they let me onto. So obey those orders, and I'm pretty sure our mission will be a success. Is everyone clear?"

They nodded. "Alright then. Tabz, Kyn, these are the Titans." Instantly, at the sight of Beast Boy, Tabz rushed over to his side, hearts floating out from her eye. "You're even cuter in person." she said in a dreamy voice as Beast Boy felt his ego boost."Why thank you."he said trying to sound smooth. "She's got a thing for Beast Boy." Kyn whispered to Robin who gave her a look that said, 'Ya think!'

"Okay, you two. I might as well show you both where you'll be staying."

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Robin lead them to two empty rooms which had the basic bed with bedsheet, closet,and dressor with mirror. "Robin," Tabz started. "What? If you're about to complain about the plainess-" "I'm not, but, I'm not going to where this the whole time we're here."she said, holding out her sweater. "What are you talking about?" "Silly silly Robin, Tabz and I are girls. Girls have more needs than boys.

"For instance, we have no idea how long we're staying here. And we're not going to want to wear the same clothes to bed and during the day," "What are you hinting at?" Robin asked obnoxiously. "And you call yourself a detective."Kyn said in annoyance. "We want shopping money!"Tabz blurted out. "No." Robin simply said. "Why not?"both girls whined

"Because Superman told me to keep you here. He never said anything about giving you the royal treatment."Robin said with no emotion. "You don't have to wear the same clothes evreyday!"Tabz protested. "I'm still not giving you two money." "Then I guess we have no choice."Kyn said. She then whispered something into Tabz's ear that made her smile evilly.

Robin was almost out of their sight when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see Tabz puppy-dog pouting. "Umm...uhh...the answer is still...well I guess I could...no!No! You are not going to fool me with that one!"he said turning the other way. But he bumped right into Kyn who was pouting the same way. He looked at her,then at Tabz.

He looked back and forth. He didn't know what to do in a situation like this! They're he had to be strong. He had to be a man. But they're faces were so undeniably cute. Until, "OKAY! Okay! I'll give you money to buy clothes! Just...just stop looking at me like that!" Tabz and Kyn high-fived each other. "But I'm going with you. I can't risk something happening to you." Robin said seriously.

Tabz and Kyn shrugged "Cool with us. Can we go now?" Kyn protested.

Robin had no idea what he had gotten himself into.For three hours straight, it was non-stop Robin following the girls into what seemed like every store and the girls making him carry they're pile of bags until they finally returned home. Tabz and Kyn had Robin bring their bags into their rooms. He placed Tabz's bags on the floor of her room as both girls sat on her bed.

"Okay...don't get used to this. I will never, ever, take you shopping again. This should be enough clothes to last you both for a month!" Robin said pointing to the huge stack of bags Tabz had purchased. " Oh, you're just cranky because you're tights are giving you a wedgie." she said in a babying voice. Kyn snickered at the thought. Robin began to leave the room.

"Alright, it's almost 1 in the morning,"He said, turning around "So?" Kyn responded. "So, we're all waking up at 9:00 sharp. I'd get some sleep. Both girls gaped open their mouths. "But...but...but I never go to bed early during the summer!" Tabz protested. But Robin had already left the room. "Kyn," Tabz whined to her friend.

"Don't fret. We he may have won the battle, but the war isn't over. He's got no idea the kind of torture we can cause him..." Kyn said menicingly as she left to go to her own room. Tabz once again smiled evilly, knowing exactly what her friend was talking about.

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Meanwhile, back at Tabz's house(where it was around 8:00 p.m.), there was a knock on the door. Tabz's mom opened it,revealing the Joker and his henchman. "How can I help you gentlemen?"she said in a polite voice. Joker cleared his throat. "Yes. I'm looking for these two."He said, holding out a picture of both girls."I was told they were both staying in this resiance at the moment."

"Sorry to tell you that Tabby and her friend Kynlie aren't here. Kynlie's cousin dressed up like Superman and agreed to take the girls to a Comic Con." Joker turned around and growled in anger. He turned around with a smile on his face. "Well, when is she coming back?" "I'm guessing in a few days. How do you know my daughter and her friend anyway? Are you her little internet friends?"

"Uh..yes we are."Joker said proudly. Suddenly Tabz's mom pulled out a butcher knife and held it at Joker's throat."I'll get you straight right now. Lay a finger on my child and I will cut out your brain stem ,strangle you with it, and make it look like a bloody accident. Kapeesh?" she said in a scary-toned voice. HE shook his head, whimpering.

She smiled and put the knife away. "Good!"she said in her cheerful voice. "Now wait right here. ARTY!"she yelled down the hallway. The calico kitten, Arty, instantly trotted down the hallway at the sound of her name. "Arty, kiss kiss." At the sound of that, Arty soon turned from cute kitten to seven foot-tall demon cat that attacked the Joker and his henchman.

"Buh-bye now!" Tabz's mom said cheerfully, leading Arty back into the house. They all lay scratched and bruised on the front porch. "Well that's it. Bakc to square one." One henchman said. "Not quite."Joker said, looking at the tiremarks of the jet Superman had flown in. "I think we have everything we need."he then laughed menically, haing his henchman join him.

"SHUT UP!"one of the neighbors yelled, forcing the Joker to lead the 'goons' in a silent menical laugh into the car and speed off...

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Tabz: And everyone wonders why I'm scared of my mom.

Kyn:twitchesYeah...

Tabz:So sorry if I made some of the parts a little ooc.My bad.

Kyn:But it's a comedy and you know you were laughing. So deal with it.

Tabz:Be looking out for chapter 2!Peace!