Tabz: Dudes! Dudettes! Welcome back to the story!

Kyn: (snickers)

Tabz:(eyes Kyn)...what?

Kyn: Oh my God you godda stop watchin' t.v. Tabz! You sound like a freak! Ahaahahahaaa!(glances at Tabz)

Tabz: (sniffing with tears coming down her face)

Kyn: Oh, come on!...will you just...Tabz chill I...People help me out,here!

You:(saying words)

Kyn: Ya hear that? Lets just please start okay?

Tabz:(Turns her back to Kyn)

Kyn: ...We don't own the Teen Titans now roll it Glen!

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Chapter 3

Titans tower, 8:59 a.m. Tabz was asleep in her room. She stayed up all night that night talking to Kyn in the next room. Her face was in her pillow , the sheet hanging on her feet at the end of the bed. 9:00 a.m. Silence for the moment until, "BOOP BOOP WEE-OHH BEEP WEE-OHH!" all of the alarms in the house began to all go off at once.

Tabz screamed as she fell off her bed. She sat back up, scratching her head, eyes half open. She walked into the bathroom, and came out five minutes later just as droopy, but in a superhero-related outfit. Blas long-sleeved shirt exposing the lime-green muscle undershirt with the green lantern symbol in the middle of the black shirt with jeans.(CUT!Tabz: Sorry guys, I hate descriptions but people insist on it. IN 3...2...1)

She walked into the kitchen where everyone was sitting down and eating. "Morning Tabz." Kyn said, wide awake and dressed. She was in a sleeveless black shirt with the Robin logo on her upper chest, black boots, gray mini skirt, and fingerless fishnet gloves. "Wait, how come you're not tired? You were up as late as late as I was last night."Tabz asked tiredly. "Because I don't need much sleep." "Why, because you're part cat?"

Kyn began to lick her hand. "What makes you say that?" (CUT!Kyn:Tabz! Tabz:What? You act just like a cat! Kyn: ...That's the only time you're doing it, got that! Tabz:Okay!Okay! IN 3...2...1)Tabz was then wide-awake by an appealing aroma. "Ba-con."she said mesmerized at she floated towards the table and was let down in a seat net to Kyn and Starfire.

There she saw a huge stack of the greasy,crunchy delicacy."Cyborg, can I have some bacon?" Tabz asked in the same voice. Cyborg looked around and smiled. "Uh...sure. Help yourself." At that moment, when Robin was reaching for a piece, Tabz pulled the plate in front of her. Robin extended his hand over the table."Tabz you can't have the whole-"

Tabz began to snap at his hand and growl demonically. He pulled his hand back beside the table. Tabz then scarfed down every last piece, not even leaving a single crumb. she leaned back into her chair and belched. "Nice." Beast Boy said to her across the table, smiling with satisfaction, while everyone else looked at her weirdly, except for Starfire.

Starfire smiled and took Tabz from her seat, standing her up next to the table. "Curiosity consumes me, my friend! Where did you come from how did you get here do you like mustard what is your favorite color and do you wish to be my friend?"she asked. "Lets see,Randomsburg Louisiana, Superman's jet, yes I do, black, nad any mustard lover is a friend to me!" Tabz said, sharing a hug with Starfire.

Kyn twitched at the sight."Those two are very strange." "Hey!" Robin said in Starfire's defense. Kyn stopped twitching and rubbed the back of her neck in embarrasment. "Sorry." Tabz pulled away from the hug, crossed her arms ,and stared Kyn down. Then she stood up. "I mean, not sorry!" she said with pride."Wait, what?" Robin asked in confusion.

"You see, Kyn was raised to be polite, now I'm trying to make her un-ppolite because she always apologizes like crazy."Tabz explained. "Riight. Okay team, I think we should finish up and move onto combat practice." He said. Instantly they all sat up and began to walking towards the door leading outside. "Wait, what are we supposed to do?"Kyn asked, Tabz agreeing with her.

"Whatever you want. Just don't disturb us." The girls looked at each other in excitement. "But go into my room and ill amputate your limbs with a spoon."Raven threatened. Tabz and Kyn frowned. then the rest of the Titans exited the tower. "So now what?" Tabz asked in a disappointed tone. Kyn thought for a moment. "You have your mp3 with you?" Tabz pulled it from her pocket. "Yeah why?" She then noticed what Kyn was looking at.

The stereo system. It not only connected to inside tower stereos but the outside ones, too. Loud enough to make someone deaf if all activated. "Hey Tabz, go raid the fridge. Step 1 of Annoy Mr. Uptight has begun." Kyn said evilly.

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Meanwhile, the Titans were engaged in head-to-head combat. Beast Boy wasn't standing much of a chance against Cyborg. We was getting up from the ground, standing up slowly and weakly. "Remember Cyborg, this is just practice. Try not to hurt him too much." " Robin are you kidding? Beast Boy can take a punch. Unless, Beast Boy can't take it." Cyborg smirked.

Beast Boy stood up instantly. "Are you kidding? I can so take a punch! So bring it on!" he said, turning into a rhino. Cyborg pulled out his sonic cannon. "It been brought!" He yelled, unleashing his battle cry as he and Beast Boy charged at each other. Just when they were in about a foot's reach from each other, they suddenly stopped and shook in the air at the sound of blaring music.

They eventually hit the ground and stood up. This wasn't any ordinary music. It was the sound of Blink 182's 'All the Small Things'. Of course the Titans were paying attention more to the fact that extremely loud music was about to burst their eardrums. they all covered their ears with the acception of Raven covering herself with her black aura.

"What is happening!" Starfire yelled to Robin. "I have a pretty good idea." He got louder. "I'll be right back! When the music stops playing I want you all in the meeting room!"He yelled to his team as he made his way towards the house.

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Robin finally made it inside the tower, where it was just as bad. Well mabye worse. There were empty coke cans in the hallway and ' tAbZ wAs HeRe' written in cheese wiz on the wall. The music became louder as he became closer to the living room. He took out a pair of ear plugs from his utility belt and put them in. He finally reached the living room,revealing a sight that the girls were so busted for. there were candy wrappers and opened bags of chips.

And jumping on the couch, with a pickle replacing a microphone, was Tabz,wearing one of Robin's costumes, singing along to the song. "Watching, waiting, commismerating! Say it ain't so, I willl not go! Turn the lights off, carry me home! Nana nana nana nana na na na nana nana nana nana na na na! Na-" she stopped singing when she realized the music wasn't playing anymore because Robin had pulled the plug to the stereo system connecting to the radio that connected to the mp3 player.

"Hey what...oh! Hi Robin! Wasup?" Robin examined her. "I should ask you the same thing." He said, pointing out the fact she was in his costume. "You like? I feel like a real superhero. I called myself, Robin 3." She said dramatically. He grabbed her by the collar. "Take it off, now." She pushed him away. She then held the bo staff in front of her. "Hey hands off the merchandise, bub!"

He reached for his utility belt. "Tabz don't make me- Ow!" He said, as Tabz hit him on the head with the bo staff. "Don't even think about-ow! Tabz stop-ow!" He then grabbed the bo staff(Tabz still hanging on)and held it at his chest with both hands, against Tabz throat. "Uh...Robin?" a voice from behind. It was Beast Boy's, with the other Titans next to him.

With Robin distracted, she kicked him in the shin, causing him to look down in pain, then elbowed him in chin and released herself from his grasp. He got up from his knees and rubbed his chin. He looked at her weird. she shrugged her shoulders. "What? I had coke." she said in defense. "Robin is there something you wish to tell us?" Starfire asked.

"Yeah. The little psycho here grafitied our hallway with with cheese and is prancing around in my clothes calling herself Robin 2." "Robin 3." she corrected in an innocent voice. "If you're Robin 3, then who's Robin-" Beast Boy was cut off by the roar of a motorcycle, and the sight of Kyn, dressed the same as Tabz, flying in on the R-cycle.

She skid the bike on its side and stopped it right in front of Robin. "Thats me!" She said with pride. "You drove my R-cycle! Without a helmet!" Robin exclaimed, in an annoyed voice. "Chill out Green Jeans!" Kyn said in response. She then pulled out a communicator. "Robin 3. Robin 2 here over. Do you copy, Robin 3?" Tabz stood right beside her.

"Robin 3 here. What's up Robin 2?" "Well Robin 3. Do you know what'll happen if I press this button." Robin (the real one)looked over Kyn's shoulder. "What button?" But she wouldn't let him see. "Well, Robin 2, the only way to find out is to press it!" So Kyn pressed the button. For a minute, nothing happened. "Robin 3, nothing, I repeat, nothing has happened."

Then all of the sudden, Speedy appeared onto the screen of the computer. "Robin! Titans East received a distress signal! Everything okay?" he said. Tabz nudged Kyn. "yo Kyn check who it-" She was cut off by the sight of her friend's jaw on the ground and hearts for eyes growing bigger and smaller until "Oh my God it's SPEEDY!" she screamed in excitement. She was trying to run towards Speedy, but hit the screen and fell to the floor.

Speedy bent one eyebrow. "What...in God's name...was that?"he asked, the pointed to Robin. And why was it dressed like you? And what about the other chick?"

"Long story." Robin replied. "Just a false alarm Speedy." "Just had to make sure. Speedy out." he said, disappearing off of the screen. Robin and the other Titans crossed thier arms and turned to the girls.

"First off,"Robin started. "I need theses," he took the communicators from their hands."and theses."Then he ripped off their costumes, revealing their normal clothes underneath it. "Secondly, your punishment-" "Punishment? You can't punish us! You're a teenager just like us." "I'm older, I'm wiser, and I say you're being punished. Now you're going to clean not only the mess you made, but the whole tower."he said, then showing a glimpse of the entire house.

"But that'll take all day! And maybe even tomorrow!" Kyn pointed out. "Then I'd start cleaning." Robin smirked, placing a rag in Tabz's hand and a mop in Kyn's."Okay, team. Let's continue where we left off in combat practice."Robin said, leading the team out. Beast Boy left last and then caught up with Robin. "Don't you think that was a little harsh, dude?"

Robin gave him the stare. That's right. The 'I-don't-want-to-talk-about-it-and-I'll-eat-you-if-you-mention-it' stare. Beast Boy let himself fall behind. "Kyn had an angered look on her face. "This sucks." she said montonly. Tabz began to think. "Hm..." "What are you thinking about?" Kyn cautiously asked. Tabz then smirked an evil smirk.

"Tabz why are you looking at me like that? Stop it...what are you planning?" "If it's a clean house Robin wants, then it's a clean house Robin gets." Tabz said, smiling just as evil at the camera.

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Kyn: C'mon Tabz! You can't stay mad at me forever!

Tabz: (Blows raspberry)

Kyn:(Thinks for a minute, then gets an idea. Pulls out slim jim, and holds it out to Tabz.) Do you forgive me now?

Tabz: (Looks at slim jim and takes it.) Yes!(Hugs Kyn.)

Kyn:(Anime sweat drop)Anyway, Chapter 4. should be here soon so be looking for that. (Yells at Tabz) Stop hugging me!

Tabz:I love you too!

Kyn:(Faces camera.) Stop shooting!STOP SHOOTING!

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