Author's Note:
Tabz: PEOPLE!!!! I missed you all so much!!! Sorry I haven't updated in 4evr! My computer broke, school started, and I was a myspace addict. But now I'm back!
Kyn: Yeah Yeah Yeah you have your computer. Big whoop.
Tabz:(eyes angrliy.)Don't be such a meanie! And to those who are fans of SpeedyAngel10's work, her computer's still busted so she's not quite able to update yet.
Kyn:...Can we just start? I've got a life.
Tabz:(sticks tongue out)Alight alright! I don't own the Teen Titans. Because if I did Starfire and Robin would not have kissed after it rained, they would have kissed IN the rain.
Kyn:Really. Kissing in the rain is sexy.
Tabz: I thought you wanted to start??
Kyn: I do. Roll it, Glen!
Glen: My name isn't Glen! My name is Chris! Who's Glen?
Tabz/Kyn: Shut up! Your name is Glen! And you will like it! NOW ROLL IT GLEN!
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Tabz and Kyn were in the bathroom on the highest floor of the house. Kyn was scrubbing the floor with a rag. She finally finished at the shining of the now chrome-sparkling floor. She wiped sweat from her brow. "Okay, now what?" Tabz popped up from inside the toilet and walked out.
She rubbed her hands together deviously. "NOW we can begin Step 2 of Annoy Mr. Uptight."
"Alright then, what first?"
"First off, turn on every faucet in this bathroom to its highest. I, meanwhile, will continue to flush to toilet until it floods."
Kyn gave Tabz a weird look as she began to continually flush things down the toilet and flush it continuously. Tabz noticed this. "Just trust me on this." Sure enough, the toilet began to over flow with water. Tabz then had another thought, leaving the room to return with surfboards and a hosepipe.
Wehn she returned, water was beginning to cover the floors. Kyn was sitting on the counter. "Tabz, I'm going to ask this nicely. WHAT in God's name are you DOING?!" Tabz suddenly clapped her hands, changing her nad Kyn's outfits into swimsuits.
"Wha-" Kyn began. Tabz covered her mouth. "Don't talk. Just watch." Tabz pulled a rope attached to the hose pipe that lead all the way down the stairs, outside, and to the faucet, which turned all the way to high. Water began spewing into the bathroom.
By the time all of these steps are retraced to the room the girls are in, water has already been filled to almost the celiing. The girls are on top of it, sitting on surfboards.
"Catching the drift yet?"
" I am now. But I don't see the point."
"It's a fast and easy way to clean the house. Plus I'm sure Robin wouldn't approve of it much so that's twice as good!"
"Ahh i see. But it feels like something is missing..."
Tabz thought for a second, and finally the idea clicked. She pulled out her mp3 player, pulled out the headphones, put the volume all the way up,(Cut! tabz: Okay people, I'm doubting you can do this in real life, but just play along with it. Rolling in 3...2...) and turned it to a song that Tabz found suitable for the occasion.
She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin
"Tabz!" Kyn exclaimed. Tabz snickered."Sorry, necessary." (Cut! Tabz:Alright, in case you're wondering, when that saong came out Kyn actually liked that gay band and I never let her live it down. Kyn: I did not like them! I thought they were all hot. Tabz: Yeah uh huh sure. Rolling in 3...2...)Kyn took the mp3 away from Tabz. "Let's get some real music.
With bloodshot eyes
I watch you sleep in.
"Kyn!" "It's a good song!" "Not when we're about to go surfing! Other than that it's all good." The girls then quarreled over the song until finally the agreed on one song. "Hypnotize!" So as the song 'Hypnotize' by System of a Down began to play, Tabz counted down the remainder of time before the door gave it. "5...4...3...2...1!"
At that moment, the door finally fell and water shot out making its way to the bottom of the tower. Tabz and Kyn stood on the boards as the water began to go down fast. "Wooohooo!!" "This is freakin aweswome!!!!"
Meanwhile, the Titans were entering the living room to take a break. "Alright," Robin started, not paying attention to what was in front of him. " You've got five minutes to eat and rest ,but then we have to get back to practice regardless to what Beast Boy mopes about this time.
Robin didn't realize until after he finished talking that he was being ignored. His teammates were staring behind him. He glanced backward to see a huge wave of water. Before any of them could react they were completely obsorbed by the wave of water to the last part of Hypnotize.
I'm just
Sitting
In my car and
Waiting
For myYyYy
GiIiIiIIrl
The water immediatly began to go down as Tabz and Kyn floated my, laughing to themselves. "Heheheheh that was aweswome." "We godda do that again." They looked to see the Titans, standing the same way they had first entered, soaking wet.
The girls got off of the boards as Robin stood there, solid as a stone. Tabz went up to him and pushes two pieces of hair out of his face, revealing a very angered teenager. Seeing this face, Tabz out the hairs back into place. " You two. In the meeting room. Now."
Not daring to agrue with him, they waited in the meeting room until all of the Titans came back into the room, changed and dry. Tabz and Kyn were once again in their regular clothes. Robin sat down on a stool next to the couch they were sitting on.
"Okay, you both know why I called this meeting. I know you're both young, and hate living by my rules, but you're just two kids. You can't just come here nad tkae over like you own the-" he stopped when he finally realized Tabz and Kyn weren't even paying attention. Instead, they were dressed just like Holmes and Watson, a mustache on Tabz's face, and Big Ben in the background.
They were sipping from tea cups. " I say, Watson. Did you hear someone speaking just now?" Kyn asked, using a British accent.
"Indeed not, my good man. But it could have possibly been the buzzing of an unwanted pest."
"Too true. That is quite the possibility. Do you require a biscuit, Old Chap."
" Indeed I would, Holmes. Would you care for another serving of tea?"
"Yes sir, indeed."
Robin, with an irritated look on his face, pulled the background upward to reveal the regular background of the basic Titans Tower. Tabz and Kyn shook back to normal. "Girl's I'm serious! Can't you two be serious enough to listen to me for one second?" The two looked at each other, then at Robin. "No." Beast Boy snickered at this, but soon stopped at the nudge of Raven.
"Well at least try and listen to this. We need to be able to compromise here. If I do something you don;t like, you seek revenge, and then I do the same thing. I think we all three need to learn to-"
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied,
Kyn answered her cell phone. "Hello?...Hi guys..." Tabz nudged her. "Who is that?" "Hold on-...it's Fran, Brian, Quinn and Minel." "We actually have serive here?" "Crystal clear." "Oh! Tell Fran to call me!" "Hey Tabz is here she said include her." a few seconds later, a police siren cell phone ring was answered by Tabz, and both girls immediatly began chattering.
they both glanced at Robin, who gave them 'the stare'. "Godda go." both girls said and hung up. Robin took their cell phones. "No phone calls until the conversation is over." both girls gasped and immediatly pinched Robin. "Ow!" Then they took back their phones. "See what I mean?! Every time." "That's because you're waaaaaay too uptight, Boy Blunder." Kyn said.
"Yeah, you call yourself a kid. Mellow out a little, will ya?" Tabz added. "Then what do you both suggest about the problem?" Both girls thought for a second, and then whispered to each other. Then they both came up with a conclusion.
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Tabz: OoOoOo CliIiIiIify! Ha! I am now the Supreme Ruler of Cliffies! Eat your heart out (insert name of cliffie person here)
Kyn: Wait, how come you get to start off every beginning-of-the-chapter and end-of-the-chapter commentary?
Tabz: Because I write the stories.
Kyn: I could!
Tabz: then why don't you?
Kyn: (mumbles)
Tabz:What was that?
Kyn: MY COMPUTER'S NOT WORKING!
Tabz: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! SO UNTIL THAT HAPPENS NO BEGINNING FOR YOU!
Kyn: (pouts and turns back) Fine.
Tabz:(does the same)Fine.
(both girls stay like that until Tabz turns her head)
Tabz: so anyway, be on the lookout for Chapter 5! L8r!
